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    -"So I kind of love him but he's a fuckass and probably doesn't love me and ugh." "That's mildly depressing." John/Kar with hints of lots of other couples. AU Please R&R.

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    This is a fic that I wrote back in 2012 when Homestuck was running rampant. In honor of Homestuck ending soon, I thought I would upload it to ao3 and maybe even finish it. Please leave a comment if you read!

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    11/?
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    "The two of you have been brought here today because you stand in violation of the orgy rules, namely rule 13 with subsection 4: ‘Everyone orgasms (if they want to.)’"

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    Dave is totally not nervous about doing it for the first time with his weird, blind, alien girlfriend. He is especially not nervous about the fact he agreed to let her fondle him beforehand.

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    TG: this is the story of that one time that Rose told everyone that she
    messed up the whole navigation thing and told us we were lost forever
    TG: and then told Karkat he was going to die of cancer
    TG: predictably he threw a massive shitfit

    CG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE STRIDER THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS STORY. THAT IS A SIDE NOTE TO HISTORY *IF THAT* AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN CONSIDERING PASSING DOWN SUCH A SHITTY SUMMARY.

    TG: fine this is the story of the time Karkat had a massive shitfit
    TG: for about the 27 millionth time

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    5/5
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    37
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    Warmth steals up your arms and crawls into your heart. Warmth pushes its foggy fingers into your head. Blue light ripples across the person-shaped husk beneath you, as Aradia’s voice says “Better if she didn’t know what hit her,” only the word hit rings echoes off the walls of the cavern, and a wisp of smoke leaks out of the barrel of the pistol leveled at your head.

    * * *


    This is the sad/happy/sexy/epic story of thirteen teenagers against the world. (With bonus tracks.)
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    His shop, a family owned shop that he inherited from his father, and he had inherited it from his mother, John's nanna, and so on and so forth. It was one shop that wasn’t bright, and gold, and shiny.

    It was rustic, and antique, built with dark wood and spindly decorated windows, curtains draped over the doors, and a small wind chime was over the door and with every swing it would sound like sweet little bells and crystals, there was other wood too, in fact an array of different types from cherry to mahogany and then some birch and more he couldn’t name.

    It had the smell of cinnamon, and tobacco. There was this waft every time someone opened the door of oil, grease, ash, heightened with a small electrical buzz, the original rush of pleasant smells would end with a hint, and an aftertaste (aftersmell?) of freshly cut wood. It smelled like hard work, and years of it, honor, kindness, first kisses, and everything in the past his ancestors would’ve enjoyed, vodka, and beer, and this kick of champagne, cologne, deep cut emotions, and stories, he liked his store because it wasn’t like his house, it still held so much in the old walls.

    Stories, and years, ingrained in these walls.

    In utopia.

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    In the land of Hyrule, darkness is stirring. Only the hero of legend could possibly stop the impending doom of the land. The Great Deku Tree sends the only fairy left, who happens to be rather shouty, to retrieve the girl to save the day. At least, that's what he hopes will happen. In all honesty, the Deku Tree is sure that things are going to get pretty ridiculous pretty quickly.

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    2/?
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    Where are the influential speeches when you need them? You know, for sure, if this was an anime or a movie, you would get up now. You would wipe the blood from your mouth, look at Asshole One and Asshole Two through your messy hair with a dark look on your face. You would say something about how friendship and love fuelled you, before proceeding to beat the shit out of Asshole One and Two, while Dirk and Terezi watch on in amazement. Or, uh, Terezi would listen in amazement or something. Regardless, you don't get up.

    (You push away the thought that Karkat could have made a pretty great speech if he were here. You hope he's okay...)

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    In a pretty near future in the human world, where never any sburb was played, Aranea Serket and her Daughter, Vriska Serket, and human Trafficking pirates working for the omnious bourgeoisie of earth. But the characters we know and love who live apart from all of that will find themselves much more involved than they originally planned, Especially Prosecutor Pyrope who will make her duty to make the Serkets (and they're bosses) pay for their crimes agains't humanity. Not to mention that their usual trade is now shadowed by their megalomaniacal plans to use cloning to establish an autoritarian ruling over everywhere, apparently governing the world from the shadows not being sufficient for our power-hungry blue bloods.

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    20/?
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    You are currently sitting on your neighbour’s sofa, music pounding through your whole body as people around you shout and laugh, getting more of their drinks on the floor than actually in their mouths. Normally, this would be one of the worst situations you could ever imagine yourself to be in, but when the King of Prospit is straddling your hips, it turns out that it’s not so bad. You can feel him smiling against your mouth, and he hums to himself as you bury your fingers in the back of his hair.

    Then he moves to your neck, pecking a trail of kisses up to your ear where he whispers “Wanna take this upstairs?”

    Naturally, you panic at this proposition. So before you answer his question, let’s go back and find out how you got into this mess in the first place.

    ((A bit of collegestuck EriKar for your day. Tags will be updated with or just before the posting of new chapters. Rated T for swearing, mildly sexual themes, and indirect mentions of xeno))

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    13/?
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have just sailed away on a meteor with your ecto-biological twin, five insectoid with candy corn horns (candy horns?), and a living chess piece who calls himself the Mayor.

    For the next three years of your life, you will have one common goal: to waste time. Some people turn to making clothing by the fire place, telling each other horror stories. Some play pretend as their ancestors, or as government officials. Some indulge themselves entirely in terrible romantic fantasies. Some sit in fridges.

    You, unfortunately, end up wasting your time emotionally crawling into a hole and staying there. ...Well, until you are forcefully pulled of it.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    6
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    Vriska Serket, legendary heroine, takes it upon herself to help Karkat out during an incredibly trying time in his young life. With or without his consent. For entirely altruistic reasons.

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    14,802
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    "On an island in the middle of a non-descript ocean, there is a rather large, white building up on top of a hill. At the foot of this hill, there is a cage, and inside this cage there is a Troll."

    Wherein Trolls are kept and trained at a reserve on Jade's island, and one happens to be particularly attached to his handler, much to the irritation of his mate.

    Ongoing and sporadic updates. Suggestions of pairings or situations welcome!
    ((Has an underlying plot, but mostly just a continuous collection of ficlets focussing on certain pairings. Details on quadrants of existing pairings in notes.))

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    10/?
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    "You're a bad habit and I can't wait to break you"

    Flowers can't grow in concrete, but they can grow in the cracks

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    The game is over now all that's left is to make a new world to leave in and get everyone back from the dead, and cross haired timelines. this however is much more complicated that one may think. expertly with hard feeling are still sitting around for some and unresolved are others

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    A Karkat Vantas smut fiction. You comfort a heartbroken Karkat with a movie and some much needed attention.

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    “learning to love me is learning to love

    that which has happened

    to me
 with me
 and from me”
    -Accept, Jamie Oliveira

    Terezi tries to protect herself like she didn't before and John tries to learn how to do this thing called kismesissitude

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    7/?
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    32
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    Karkat Vantas was sent on an expedition from Alternia with 11 other trolls, to find out what is causing major radiation damage to the Empire, and to escape it. The group of young trolls track it to the planet Earth just outside of the perimeters. On that planet the sun is very unusual, even for Alternia's standards. Especially the inhabitants on the planet; the humans, not to mention one wearing sunglasses. Karkat was expecting something weird to happen, but it wasn't about just the sun anymore. Well, maybe the sun. Or more, about the people getting burned by it.

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    2/?
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    2
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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    English
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    14,212
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
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    52
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    7
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