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    “Wait, isn’t that the box from under your bed? Are you finally gonna open it? There better not be porn in there, if there is I know whose ass to beat and it’s not yours.” You smiled at that, David always had been the better older brother, no matter what Dirk or Davis said.

    “Yes, it’s the elusive box, but it doesn’t have porn in it I swear.” You rolled your eyes and grabbed the box, pulling its lid off once again, and drawing it into your lap. You’d rather go through its contents with your family than anyone else, since you knew there was pictures of family in there too.

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    The Hipster Bride
    K. Vantas’s Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure
    With Help From the Awesome D. Strider

     

    In which Karkat wishes he were part of one of his favorite movies, and Dave helps him make it happen.

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    its a chat log

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    The first time Karkat had met them, they were too bright to miss. Maybe it was all the lights in the club meeting in one spot right over them and dousing them in colorful lights, maybe it was the pure white of her dress that was impossible to miss in the see of dirty, dark colors, maybe it was his hair and his eyes, but something about them made him walk over without thinking.

    When they met, it was ten at night and they all should have been someplace else. When they met, they didn't know a thing about one another, but they all ended up tangled in each other's lives, regardless.
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    {the tags have more [spoiler-free] information than the summary, please feel free to read those for a better synopsis of the story itself.}
    [Summary to be changed, tags to be added]

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’re 19 years old with homosexual tendencies and you work in a shitty coffee shop, living on a diet of mostly sandwiches and your best friends’ foul cupcakes. You’re currently under extreme interrogation.
    Beside you is your friend Eridan Ampora, also under interrogation. He’s taking it worse than you, all hunched over and his face nearly completely buried into his scarf as he stares at the floor. Why is he even wearing a scarf indoors? He looks absolutely ridiculous. You mentally try to calculate the amount of times you’ve actually seen his neck. It falters below double digits. You’re broken out of your own moronic thoughts by a harsh, cold voice, snapping for attention.
    “Eridan Ampora. Why do you not want to attend this hella tight October 31st party with us?” Dave Strider asks, body practically bent at a 90 degree angle as he places his hands on his hips and looms over you both. His brows knit together over the shades he has covering his eyes. You wish you could say he’s put them on for his role of chief interrogator but no, this great asshole wears them all the time, even when its dark. What a dick.

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    Safe havens on Alternia are few and far between, so when Dave and Terezi need a place to lie low for a few nights, the best they can manage is traveling back in time to crash at Dave's old childhood hive. It's better than nothing, but they still have to avoid bumping into Past Dave and keep his lusus from flipping out.

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    -"So I kind of love him but he's a fuckass and probably doesn't love me and ugh." "That's mildly depressing." John/Kar with hints of lots of other couples. AU Please R&R.

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    This is a fic that I wrote back in 2012 when Homestuck was running rampant. In honor of Homestuck ending soon, I thought I would upload it to ao3 and maybe even finish it. Please leave a comment if you read!

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    "The two of you have been brought here today because you stand in violation of the orgy rules, namely rule 13 with subsection 4: ‘Everyone orgasms (if they want to.)’"

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    Dave is totally not nervous about doing it for the first time with his weird, blind, alien girlfriend. He is especially not nervous about the fact he agreed to let her fondle him beforehand.

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    TG: this is the story of that one time that Rose told everyone that she
    messed up the whole navigation thing and told us we were lost forever
    TG: and then told Karkat he was going to die of cancer
    TG: predictably he threw a massive shitfit

    CG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE STRIDER THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS STORY. THAT IS A SIDE NOTE TO HISTORY *IF THAT* AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN CONSIDERING PASSING DOWN SUCH A SHITTY SUMMARY.

    TG: fine this is the story of the time Karkat had a massive shitfit
    TG: for about the 27 millionth time

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    The Trolls thought they were coming home, but Earth had a different answer. A hundred years later the solar system is divided by the War between Humanity and Trollkind. Brother of the human diplomat, Dave Strider struggles to fit into a world of hate. Karkat Vantas’ anger destroys everything in his path after his cousin’s failed rebellion. And Terezi Pyrope is caught between polar opposites.
    The War is a Homestuck AU which is a result of a lot of worldbuilding, which will be revealed as the story progresses.

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    Warmth steals up your arms and crawls into your heart. Warmth pushes its foggy fingers into your head. Blue light ripples across the person-shaped husk beneath you, as Aradia’s voice says “Better if she didn’t know what hit her,” only the word hit rings echoes off the walls of the cavern, and a wisp of smoke leaks out of the barrel of the pistol leveled at your head.

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    This is the sad/happy/sexy/epic story of thirteen teenagers against the world. (With bonus tracks.)
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    His shop, a family owned shop that he inherited from his father, and he had inherited it from his mother, John's nanna, and so on and so forth. It was one shop that wasn’t bright, and gold, and shiny.

    It was rustic, and antique, built with dark wood and spindly decorated windows, curtains draped over the doors, and a small wind chime was over the door and with every swing it would sound like sweet little bells and crystals, there was other wood too, in fact an array of different types from cherry to mahogany and then some birch and more he couldn’t name.

    It had the smell of cinnamon, and tobacco. There was this waft every time someone opened the door of oil, grease, ash, heightened with a small electrical buzz, the original rush of pleasant smells would end with a hint, and an aftertaste (aftersmell?) of freshly cut wood. It smelled like hard work, and years of it, honor, kindness, first kisses, and everything in the past his ancestors would’ve enjoyed, vodka, and beer, and this kick of champagne, cologne, deep cut emotions, and stories, he liked his store because it wasn’t like his house, it still held so much in the old walls.

    Stories, and years, ingrained in these walls.

    In utopia.

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    In the land of Hyrule, darkness is stirring. Only the hero of legend could possibly stop the impending doom of the land. The Great Deku Tree sends the only fairy left, who happens to be rather shouty, to retrieve the girl to save the day. At least, that's what he hopes will happen. In all honesty, the Deku Tree is sure that things are going to get pretty ridiculous pretty quickly.

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    Where are the influential speeches when you need them? You know, for sure, if this was an anime or a movie, you would get up now. You would wipe the blood from your mouth, look at Asshole One and Asshole Two through your messy hair with a dark look on your face. You would say something about how friendship and love fuelled you, before proceeding to beat the shit out of Asshole One and Two, while Dirk and Terezi watch on in amazement. Or, uh, Terezi would listen in amazement or something. Regardless, you don't get up.

    (You push away the thought that Karkat could have made a pretty great speech if he were here. You hope he's okay...)

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    In a pretty near future in the human world, where never any sburb was played, Aranea Serket and her Daughter, Vriska Serket, and human Trafficking pirates working for the omnious bourgeoisie of earth. But the characters we know and love who live apart from all of that will find themselves much more involved than they originally planned, Especially Prosecutor Pyrope who will make her duty to make the Serkets (and they're bosses) pay for their crimes agains't humanity. Not to mention that their usual trade is now shadowed by their megalomaniacal plans to use cloning to establish an autoritarian ruling over everywhere, apparently governing the world from the shadows not being sufficient for our power-hungry blue bloods.

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    You are currently sitting on your neighbour’s sofa, music pounding through your whole body as people around you shout and laugh, getting more of their drinks on the floor than actually in their mouths. Normally, this would be one of the worst situations you could ever imagine yourself to be in, but when the King of Prospit is straddling your hips, it turns out that it’s not so bad. You can feel him smiling against your mouth, and he hums to himself as you bury your fingers in the back of his hair.

    Then he moves to your neck, pecking a trail of kisses up to your ear where he whispers “Wanna take this upstairs?”

    Naturally, you panic at this proposition. So before you answer his question, let’s go back and find out how you got into this mess in the first place.

    ((A bit of collegestuck EriKar for your day. Tags will be updated with or just before the posting of new chapters. Rated T for swearing, mildly sexual themes, and indirect mentions of xeno))

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    You won the game, you beat the final boss. You should be allowed to live out the rest of your life in peace, right? It's the least this universe could do for its creators.
    Psych.

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