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    Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.

    ((UPDATE ON CHAPTER 3 - COMING SOON))

    -Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and petstuck au’s (mainly Unwanted Free Ugly Troll)-

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    "There are many ways to fall in love, but one that couldn't be more classic is love at first sight"

    In which a freshman named John Egbert falls in love with Karkat Vantas after a fortunate incident in a coffee shop.

    After coming to terms with his feelings towards the sophomore, John and Karkat will start a complicated relationship that has a rough start.

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    John Egbert and Karkat Vantas are sixth-year students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. John is a Ravenclaw, and Karkat is a Slytherin, which means completely differing values and ideas from each of them. However, they both unequivocally agree on at least two things:

    -One, John's soul is in a state of perpetual peril if he leaves the castle during the day, and so he must remain indoors, except when the sun sets (then, it's a free-for-all for the two hooligans).

    -And two, they are undeniably in a love/hate relationship with each other.

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    John and Dave are home alone so they call in some spicy prostitutes!

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    You are Terezi Pyrope, this story is about you. Mostly about you and Dave Strider.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Seventeen horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Imperial trolls and Noble humans wage an ever worsening war against one another for land and power. But not all is lost, through a strange turn of events, there may be a hope for peace between the two races.

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    Sometimes you wonder if there's more to life. You party, you pay taxes, you die. There's also the possibility of getting laid. Yeah, that's pretty much all there is to life. You think.

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    "WH4T 1S 1T TH4T YOU H4V3 JOURN3Y3D 4LL TH3 W4Y FROM TH3 RUMPUSBLOCK COLON13S TO SP34K W1TH M3 ABOUT COMM1S1OM3DDL3R M4RY4M?"
    "You Need To Stop Flipping Black On Your Matesprit"

    Finding someone to fill painfully vacant quadrants with gets even more complicated when there's only five and a half members of your species left alive.

    In which Kanaya and Terezi have a long talk about the latter's recent treatment of Dave (including but not limited to his recent untimely and unnecessary, albeit temporary, demises) and about growing up, and wind up contemplating just about every remotely plausible relationship opportunity for either of them in the process. A lot more serious than this makes it sound.

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    DAVE: bullshit rez he cant even do a backflip
    KARKAT: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO WITH MY LIMBS.

    And there it is, you think with a smile, you've once again sown the seeds for a wake cycle full of entertainment.

    It's become a game, goading Dave and Karkat into strifes with each other for the entertainment value. Until, that is, one particular fight ends with everyone dragged into a dream bubble while Karkat's still bleeding.

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    “They ain't who you think they are, buoy. Don’t get attached.” Or in which Dave just wants to have more time, Terezi is the dragon-person who lives in his attic, and Karkat is the very angry demon in his basement. They don't quite fight crime, but they do try valiantly for a happy ending.

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    "Basically, everyone fell down, got back up, and started eating each other."

    In which a sour-tempered boy from Chicago and a charismatic cat-girl from New Orleans try to preserve their insignificant lives as best they can.

    Also, zombies.

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    Terezi Pyrope is a Neophyte Legislacerator looking to lease an administrative assistant. She was not expecting to find Dave Strider, a secretarial asset with a sense of integrity as strong as her own.

    Dave Strider is a secretarial asset with "personality problems" that would have gotten him culled if not for his otherwise exemplary administrative abilities. He finds himself drawn into the quadrants of the would-be social reformer who leased him. He finds he is surprisingly Okay with this.

    Both their lives become interesting (in the curse sense) when the Heiress retains Pyrope and her team.

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    Wherein the four beta!kids are and always were trolls on Alternia, Sgrub/Sburb does not exist, and Troll Jade Harley is on a quest to keep her friend Aradia from dying. Things will almost certainly get more complicated, but that's a good place to start.

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    You squirm your way between her thighs and suddenly her hand is braced against you, right below your belly button, like she's holding you at bay. "Dave," she says, and she's alarmingly likely to be serious when she uses your name, "let's do it the other way this time."

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    You self-consciously bring a hand up to cover the marks on your neck. Vriska notices and beings to chuckle again.
    “Did I do that?” she asks, swatting your hand away and inspecting the bruises herself. You aren’t sure if she’s being flirty or not. You could never quite tell, mostly because she’s cryptic and you’re oblivious. However, she pulls back and meets your gaze intently.
    “No, seriously, did I do that?” she repeats, and she sounds strangely panicky.
    “I... don’t know,” you confess. “I was hoping you could tell me.”
    Vriska bites her lip and looks down. “I have no idea what happened last night,” she whispers.
    --
    In which John and Vriska try to find out what happened while they were blackout drunk.

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    Terezi is determined to reciprocate Dave's going down on her in the closest way she can.

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    "So this is Scratch Island," she says slowly, studying the rocky island. Thick forests are scattered around the island, and a large rock juts out over a rocky beach and the crashing waves.

    "I guess," you reply, your attention drawn to the large mansion in the mddle of the island.

    Something about this place tickles your memory, but you just can't place where you've seen this place before. It feels like you've blocked it out. You shrug and get off the boat. Maybe that's for the best.

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    A horror-murder mystery with our favorite characters dropping one by one...

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You’re the baddest MC this side of the meteor and damn do you know it.

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    John wouldn't have expected what would happen one stormy day, one inevitable thing that fate had put in his path. The run in with the small rebellion of 30 teens and adults that turned his world upside down. It was hard being 15 and living under a tyranic rule, but being shoved face first into this mess made it worse. It was hard and everyone understood.

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