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    when john egberts dad makes him walk home one particularly cold fall night, convinced he's been followed from his orchestra concert late one school evening, he passes a graveyard and gets the scariest jumpscare from the lamest kid he's ever seen.

    dirk on the other hand, wants to drain him of all his red blood cells. all that sweet human juice.

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    You can respect that your best friend is dating your bro (who is technically your father, but you're not acknowledging that part). Hell, it barely even affects you, given that you've moved to another state with your girlfriend to study for a doctorate in paleontology. Or it didn't used to affect you. Now Bro's acting weird and trying to be nice to you and you're pretty sure it's John's fault.

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    Dave is getting over breaking up with Terezi and he may or may not be taking it out on Karkat... by making out with him.

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    Dave needs a bit of help with something he's never dealt with before - crying.

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    In which SBURB has a small glitch, which results in the four players being transported to a corrupted post-meteor Earth, where they must survive long enough to discover what went wrong.
    The players have a surplus of questions, as any person would in this situation.
    Are they alone out here?
    What happened during the vast time gap between them arriving here, and the Earth being destroyed in the game's beginning?
    Who is "CG"?
    A lot is unclear.
    What is clear, though, is that this isn't how the game is supposed to go.
    It's all wrong, and regardless of why, this seems to be the group's new reality.

    Extreme trigger warnings are in place.

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    The Ampora's just moved into a small town, the fifteen year old Eridan Ampora is trying desperately to reconnect with his childhood friend Feferi Peixes while his brother Cronus is struggling with his identity and sexuality.

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    In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
    Jokes on you.
    Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.

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    Slightly experimental. I wanted to explore troll society and biology and this is what happened. Thought it would be interesting to see a human try and deal with suddenly being a troll. Yes its already been done numerous times. Not quite sure where all this is going. I have some idea though. Can anyone say Empire Rebellion? Might get a bit Star Trekkie later. Or at least SG:A. Does anyone even watch that still aside from me?

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    In which Dave spends four days in a metaphorical cocoon and emerges a beautiful butterfly; or: In which Karkat wants to try something new, and Dave just wants his clothes back.

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    Telepathy can have it's ups and downs. You could accidentally read your brother's mind to find out he's planning on selling you to some creepy agency or you could read your teacher's mind to get all the answers for the pop quiz. Overall, it's a win/lose situation, until he was back to fighting for his life like it was with Bro. Dave doesn’t know the exact moment when everything went to shit, but he could say it had to do with one Karkat Vantas.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're the new student at a new school in a new state because your father was murdered. You don't want to talk about it. You say you're a normal teenager, turned fourteen in the summer, but you would be lying through your teeth. But it was something you could deal with, that is, until Dave Strider came and fucked up everything.
    (recently changed title from: you're such an actor)

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    Dave is followed around by the ghost of a little girl after he and his Alternian Boyfriend Karkat move into the apartment where she was murdered 10 years prior.

    This is set in a world where Trolls and Humans coexist rockily under the rule of the Peixes family with a malevolent mother and two benevolent daughters.

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    Dave was wandering the meteor, bored, when he stumbled across a secret room marked by deep, purple claw marks. He investigates and ultimately tells his two best friends - the Mayor and Karkat. For there on, they build a blanket fort and paradox space ensures that many, many shenanigans follow this.

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    Just an idea I had for a drabble *le shrug*

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    Just writing smut shots about homestuck characters. Also going to start adding some fluff oneshots. Request hunny~

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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

    * Release of chapters may be delayed due to senior year *

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    Jade moves into her dorm-house-thing with Terezi. Things get off to a rocky start. But that's not important. What's important is, how will Karkat survive?

    Will update once I learn how to use the HTML Homestuck skin.

     

    Title and chapter titles from They Might Be Giants: Don't Let's Start.

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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

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