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    Dave Strider is not in love with John Egbert.

    (Except, he totally is.)

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    You can respect that your best friend is dating your bro (who is technically your father, but you're not acknowledging that part). Hell, it barely even affects you, given that you've moved to another state with your girlfriend to study for a doctorate in paleontology. Or it didn't used to affect you. Now Bro's acting weird and trying to be nice to you and you're pretty sure it's John's fault.

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    JOHN: hey, what are you even still doing here?
    JOHN: weren't you going to go with dave, and get ready for battle?
    TEREZI: Y3S
    TEREZI: 1'M JUST G1V1NG H1M 4ND H1S BRO SOM3 T1M3 TO TH3MS3LV3S F1RST
    TEREZI: 1 4M SUR3 TH3Y COULD US3 1T
    TEREZI: 4ND WH4T3V3R TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON B3TW33N TH3M
    TEREZI: TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 W4NT TO DO 1S 1NVOLV3 MYS3LF
    TEREZI: TH4T SOUNDS 3V3N MOR3 4WKW4RD TH4N L1NG3R1NG 4ROUND YOU GOOFY BUNCH OF N3RDS B31NG 4LL CUT3 4ND MUSHY W1TH YOUR HUM4N F4M1LY 4ND FR13NDSH1P STUFF
    JOHN: yeah, you sure do sound put off by it.
    JOHN: all hanging on our every word and such. :p
    TEREZI: 1T T4K3S 4 W1LL OF 1RON, TRUST M3
    JOHN: uh huh.

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    "You know he'll throw you off. You know he'll scream at you, kick you out, and avoid you forever. But you had to feel this just one damn time. You had to feel his skin against yours, his hot breath on your face, his teeth nicking the edge of your lip and his hands in your hair, whether it was pulling or not.

    So you tell yourself to soak in every second of it while you can."

    (Rated M for future chapters, has DaveTerezi scenes but is mainly a Davekat fic.)

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    It's a new year of high school, a chance for fresh starts and new friendship. Unless you're Eridan Ampora, in which case you've just unwittingly come out to your entire class as gay. Or if you're Sollux Captor, and you're trying to deal with whether to fall for who you SHOULD be with, or who you WANT to be with. Or if you're Karkat Vantas, in which case you're just angry.

    My friend Jade and I had roleplayed highschool humanstuck a couple of months ago, and it went well enough that I decided to turn it in to an amateur fic. I swear it'll be better than this shitty summary, enjoy!

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    Just some Dave x Karkat Oneshots.

    All characters (and Homestuck) belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

    Some of the oneshots take place in an AU (12th Perigee's Eve, "D-Stri", It must be fate, and Alternian Voyager). The following take place post-retcon in the canon universe (may or may not have a few subtle alterations or fanon details depending on fic): Flood, Out of The Closet, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon. Flood, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon take place post-new universe (game win)

    Each oneshot has a different concept that is mentioned in the chapter summary, as it's kind of hard to cover each fic here seperately (considering that they deal with multiple universes, and multiple points in the post-retcon timeline.)

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    "Dear Lord," he starts, "I know there are many children struggling in this day and age with temptation. Sometimes we feel pressured to commit sins, but please do not hold this against my son. John promises to do better in the future and learn from his mistakes, right?"

    John crosses his fingers underneath the table, and prays for the food to still be warm once his dad is done spewing bullshit. "I promise, God."

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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    Dave and Jade find themselves in a strange polyamorous arrangement with Karkat, Nepeta, and Terezi. Trolls are anatomically different from humans with a very alien means of reproduction. This makes sex awkward (at first). But the best way to get better at sex is to have a lot of it. And, of course, to have fun with it.

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    [no idea wtf i'm doing, thought it would be a good idea for some <3/ Vriskat~Max.]

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    He can't. But he does and it's all your fault. Selfish brat. You're even blaming yourself for attention. You want to reject every word his throat utters but it's so hard because you can't lie about anything anymore. You always knew there was something messed up with your brain.
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    Dave and Karkat see each other and dave is in denial and karkat just there like, "wot" and dave like no but yes take me jack and karkat like im ready and dkajf;l f

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    "You learned a long time ago never to give Vriska Serket a loan. She’s not the kind of girl who repays her debts—at least, not in currency."

    --

    John, Terezi, Dave, and Karkat have been together happily for years. Vriska ends up homeless, and they have a spare room in their house where she can stay for now. Poly adjustments ensue.

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    I wish that I could be like the cool kids,
    'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in..

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    This story tells Jade's life as a teenager atheist in Maple Valley. She has to deal with bigots like Kankri, and douchebag atheists like Eridan. Also, in this story John is still an adorable token straight friend that doesn't know what is going on most of the time.

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    After the game, the kids go to high school in the new universe, literal gods walking amongst humans, trolls, carapaces, and consorts alike. When not dealing with buttloads of schoolwork, they also take part in the school drama club. Dave wants a memorable senior year experience, rifled with shenanigans and mischief, and has a plan to ensure just that.

    Part of my theaterstuck au.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    The Trolls thought they were coming home, but Earth had a different answer. A hundred years later the solar system is divided by the War between Humanity and Trollkind. Brother of the human diplomat, Dave Strider struggles to fit into a world of hate. Karkat Vantas’ anger destroys everything in his path after his cousin’s failed rebellion. And Terezi Pyrope is caught between polar opposites.
    The War is a Homestuck AU which is a result of a lot of worldbuilding, which will be revealed as the story progresses.

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    On Rose's sixteenth birthday, she gets an unexpected visit from Aradia. It turns out her timeline is doomed. Instead of moping about her inevitable death, Aradia wants Rose to try to discover the truth behind some of the greatest mysteries in Sburb. Specifically, why do most doomed timelines end with a bloodbath via the neighborhood juggalo, and why isn't there a single ghost Gamzee in the dream bubbles? Are these two things related?

    So Rose gets to snooping into the life of her strange clown friend, unprepared by what was to follow.

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    A bunch of one-shot ideas that came from AUs, headcanons, videos, songs, or comics. I do not own any of the content that sparked these ideas (except the drunk one, which I came up with on my own and which will be a two-chapter thing)

    All said and done, this is a collection of different ways that I think Davekat would happen in a high-school kind of AU world (also college). Just two dorks falling in love in all sorts of different fucked up times and places.

    Fasten your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen, because this will be a fucked up ride.

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    Dave and Nepeta ship John and Karkat caliginously, and they have a plan to get them together. Stuff happens. I suck at summaries read it or whatever

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