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    CG: IN WHICH OUR PROTAGONIST, INSPIRED BY DREAM BUBBLE REVELATION TO CREATE A NEW UNIVERSE OUT OF THE SCRAPS HE WAS GIVEN, MUST CONVINCE HIS PAN-DEAD CREW TO LEND THEIR EFFORTS IN PLANNING AND PREPARING FOR THE CREATION OF NEW LIFE, AN EFFORT THAT GOES REASONABLY SUCCESSFULLY UNTIL THE UNEXPECTED RETURN OF THE PROTAGONIST’S–

    TG: hold it right there karkat theres no fucking way that youre the protagonist of this story i mean terezis got like at least 50% more screen time than you do

    CG: ARE YOU DENSE, STRIDER? SHE MIGHT HAVE MORE ACTION SCENES, BUT MY GOALS ARE THE ONES THAT DRIVE THE PLOT.

    TG: heh not for fucking long they dont

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    You won the game, you beat the final boss. You should be allowed to live out the rest of your life in peace, right? It's the least this universe could do for its creators.
    Psych.

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    "You learned a long time ago never to give Vriska Serket a loan. She’s not the kind of girl who repays her debts—at least, not in currency."

    --

    John, Terezi, Dave, and Karkat have been together happily for years. Vriska ends up homeless, and they have a spare room in their house where she can stay for now. Poly adjustments ensue.

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    I will be doing homestuck one-shots for any and all homestuck couples
    Requests are welcome/needed!

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    Dave and Nepeta ship John and Karkat caliginously, and they have a plan to get them together. Stuff happens. I suck at summaries read it or whatever

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    [no idea wtf i'm doing, thought it would be a good idea for some <3/ Vriskat~Max.]

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    It's a new year of high school, a chance for fresh starts and new friendship. Unless you're Eridan Ampora, in which case you've just unwittingly come out to your entire class as gay. Or if you're Sollux Captor, and you're trying to deal with whether to fall for who you SHOULD be with, or who you WANT to be with. Or if you're Karkat Vantas, in which case you're just angry.

    My friend Jade and I had roleplayed highschool humanstuck a couple of months ago, and it went well enough that I decided to turn it in to an amateur fic. I swear it'll be better than this shitty summary, enjoy!

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    Just some Dave x Karkat Oneshots.

    All characters (and Homestuck) belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

    Some of the oneshots take place in an AU (12th Perigee's Eve, "D-Stri", It must be fate, and Alternian Voyager). The following take place post-retcon in the canon universe (may or may not have a few subtle alterations or fanon details depending on fic): Flood, Out of The Closet, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon. Flood, Never Enough Time, Event Horizon, and Grub Rearing take place post-new universe (game win)

    Each oneshot has a different concept that is mentioned in the chapter summary, as it's kind of hard to cover each fic here seperately (considering that they deal with multiple universes, and multiple points in the post-retcon timeline.)

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    He can't. But he does and it's all your fault. Selfish brat. You're even blaming yourself for attention. You want to reject every word his throat utters but it's so hard because you can't lie about anything anymore. You always knew there was something messed up with your brain.
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    Dave and Karkat see each other and dave is in denial and karkat just there like, "wot" and dave like no but yes take me jack and karkat like im ready and dkajf;l f

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    Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

    TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
    CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
    CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

    Well, it's a bit more than that.

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    "You know he'll throw you off. You know he'll scream at you, kick you out, and avoid you forever. But you had to feel this just one damn time. You had to feel his skin against yours, his hot breath on your face, his teeth nicking the edge of your lip and his hands in your hair, whether it was pulling or not.

    So you tell yourself to soak in every second of it while you can."

    (Rated M for future chapters, has DaveTerezi scenes but is mainly a Davekat fic.)

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    Dave Strider is not in love with John Egbert.

    (Except, he totally is.)

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    You can respect that your best friend is dating your bro (who is technically your father, but you're not acknowledging that part). Hell, it barely even affects you, given that you've moved to another state with your girlfriend to study for a doctorate in paleontology. Or it didn't used to affect you. Now Bro's acting weird and trying to be nice to you and you're pretty sure it's John's fault.

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    JOHN: hey, what are you even still doing here?
    JOHN: weren't you going to go with dave, and get ready for battle?
    TEREZI: Y3S
    TEREZI: 1'M JUST G1V1NG H1M 4ND H1S BRO SOM3 T1M3 TO TH3MS3LV3S F1RST
    TEREZI: 1 4M SUR3 TH3Y COULD US3 1T
    TEREZI: 4ND WH4T3V3R TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON B3TW33N TH3M
    TEREZI: TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 W4NT TO DO 1S 1NVOLV3 MYS3LF
    TEREZI: TH4T SOUNDS 3V3N MOR3 4WKW4RD TH4N L1NG3R1NG 4ROUND YOU GOOFY BUNCH OF N3RDS B31NG 4LL CUT3 4ND MUSHY W1TH YOUR HUM4N F4M1LY 4ND FR13NDSH1P STUFF
    JOHN: yeah, you sure do sound put off by it.
    JOHN: all hanging on our every word and such. :p
    TEREZI: 1T T4K3S 4 W1LL OF 1RON, TRUST M3
    JOHN: uh huh.

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    "Dear Lord," he starts, "I know there are many children struggling in this day and age with temptation. Sometimes we feel pressured to commit sins, but please do not hold this against my son. John promises to do better in the future and learn from his mistakes, right?"

    John crosses his fingers underneath the table, and prays for the food to still be warm once his dad is done spewing bullshit. "I promise, God."

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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    Dave and Jade find themselves in a strange polyamorous arrangement with Karkat, Nepeta, and Terezi. Trolls are anatomically different from humans with a very alien means of reproduction. This makes sex awkward (at first). But the best way to get better at sex is to have a lot of it. And, of course, to have fun with it.

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    I wish that I could be like the cool kids,
    'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in..

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    This story tells Jade's life as a teenager atheist in Maple Valley. She has to deal with bigots like Kankri, and douchebag atheists like Eridan. Also, in this story John is still an adorable token straight friend that doesn't know what is going on most of the time.

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