2 Works in Teena Simmons
They are fifteen years old, hale and hearty and healthy, tall and pale and quiet as churchmice. They have grown up to the music of Six's madness, her sobs and sniffles and laughter, the scrape of teeth against metal, the rasp of teeth against skin, the sick sweet wet sounds of tearing flesh.
Red Dwarf, Real Person Fiction, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Adams, The X-Files, Jurassic Park (1993 1997 2001), Lord of the Rings - Tolkien, Labyrinth, Men in Black (1997)
23 Dec 2000
I had my wisdom teeth out in the year 2000 and, while considerably whacked-out on painkillers, wrote this. It is terrible and embarrassing and I wouldn't post it, except it leads into the later Omni-zone series stories, and so I thought I'd better put it up so I could put those up. It is one long crossover of crack set on Red Dwarf, starring me plus several other characters both original and not. It's dedicated to the Red Dwarf Slash Society, who are responsible for making its sequels amongst the most enjoyable stuff I've ever written.
- Part 1 of The Omni-zone