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    Barney ponders what it would be like to parent a child with Ted, well after Ted says, no, and, to help Ted see reason, he visits a psychic's shop and purchases an elixir that is supposed to help reveal the truth - a truth that Barney already sees.

    Language:
    English
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    3,062
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1928
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    Ted's always found his friend, Barney Stinson, to be on the little insufferable side. Lately, however, Barney's going a little too far with his actions; especially when it comes to touching a certain someone.
    ~In which Ted does something about it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,470
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    4551
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    Marshall and Lily are married with Robin and Ted as their children. Ted and Barney are best friends at school.
    Robin comes home from her two year exchange in Canada and things start changing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,583
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1579
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    A Barney/Ted twist on the episode 'Now We're Even'

    Language:
    English
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    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2093
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    "It's going to be Legen-" Barney does his typical pause that doesn't keep anyone expecting because, well, everyone knows what comes next "dary!" And there it is.
    No one is actually paying attention, no one but Ted.
    Everyone knows there's something up with them, but they decide not to interfere, to wait until they are ready, though it's kind of hard to keep their mouth shut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,030
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Based on the episode Legendaddy.

    Barney requests that Ted come with him to dinner with Jerry and his family. Ted agrees to support his partner.

    Language:
    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2212
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    He knows Barney likes it; likes when Ted presses Barney up against the wall as soon as he's walked through the door.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    1590
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    Barney acts out to provoke a punishment.

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    English
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    126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2272
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    Robin has a date with some guy, Lily and Marshall are on a weekend trip together and Barney brings some random girls over the apartment. Of course nothing normal was bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2300
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    Ted celebrates another new year alone... or perhaps not ?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2433
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    Everyday Ted seems to get further and further from finding "The One." Maybe Ted just needs one drunk night at MacLaren's and a little luck from the phenomenon to turn his world upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,852
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    5456
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    So here's the thing: Barney's pants are somehow on the back of a chair on the other side of the room. PWP.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4850
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    The truth is, a) Ted is not telling this story because he wants his kids to know how he and Tracy met, and b) Ted turns into a kleptomaniac when he gets near useless musical instruments. This is the story of how Barney eventually gets to ask Ted, "can you blow my whistle baby?".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2860
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    Summary: Ted really should have known that Barney would do this crazy act, in which Barney ropes Ted to take care of their children (or: Ted really should read documents before signing them…) .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2106
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    A recollection of a bunch of short fics I wrote at livejournal, that range everywhere from fluffy to crackastic!

    Language:
    English
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    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    2518
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    There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    466
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    10009
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    Barney is desperate to get Ted to forgive him for sleeping with Robin -- so desperate that he's willing to do anything. Of course, when he makes that promise, he has no idea how far Ted intends to take it.

    unhealthy dom/sub dynamic, violence, relationship abuse, dub-to-non-con

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,112
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    528
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    14361
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    "La fiesta es, por supuesto, en la nueva casa de Barney. Es una mansión ridícula, blanca, de columnas en la puerta y fuentes flanqueando los cuatro costados. ¡He tenido que contratar a cinco jardineros!, le dijo a modo de saludo."

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    564
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    Dinge, die Ted eindeutig NICHT seinen Kindern erzählt. (Drabbels geschrieben für den 3-Satz-Ficathon auf Livejournal)

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    168
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    825
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    Ted joins Barney in time out.

    N/A: The plot isn't mine, it's edited.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4448

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