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    NYC is in the middl of a heatwave and the gang decide to head to the pool. Turns out Barney needs swimming lessons and when Ted offers to teach him, things get a bit weird. By which I mean sexy.

    More chapters to come on this; it's all written but being worked on. It's a bit relationshippy/schmoopy/cute, with a teeny weeny bit of angst. Very low-level angst.

     

    I originally wrote this back in 2012 and posted it on LiveJournal back then. I've updated it a bit, but most of it is accurate/spoilery up to about whatever season we were on in 2012. It's never been betad, so any feedback/criticism is welcome.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1965
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    Everyone assumed Barney was dating Robin because of her “banging body” and her beautiful face, even Robin. But what everyone failed to realise was that if that was the case Barney would’ve just slept with her. No, Barney was with Robin for an entirely different reason.

    That reason was Ted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,297
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1915
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    Yes, when day comes he needs to know that it isn’t on him that he got so drunk that making out with Barney, that sleeping with Barney, seemed like a good idea. But for now he will just enjoy the thrill, the pleasure, the flickers of Barney’s boozy smiles when he leans back a bit to look at Ted, a softness in his eyes that makes Ted both uncomfortable and all warm inside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4784
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    Русский
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    2,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    214
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    Late one night Ted gets a call from the hospital. Barney was admitted after passing out at work. When they refuse to let him leave and stay alone Ted volunteers to stay with him. How long can they last when Barney is doing everything to push him away?

    Language:
    English
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    6,427
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4084
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    Barney ponders what it would be like to parent a child with Ted, well after Ted says, no, and, to help Ted see reason, he visits a psychic's shop and purchases an elixir that is supposed to help reveal the truth - a truth that Barney already sees.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,062
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2366
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    Ted's always found his friend, Barney Stinson, to be on the little insufferable side. Lately, however, Barney's going a little too far with his actions; especially when it comes to touching a certain someone.
    ~In which Ted does something about it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,470
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    5240
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    Marshall and Lily are married with Robin and Ted as their children. Ted and Barney are best friends at school.
    Robin comes home from her two year exchange in Canada and things start changing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,583
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1713
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    A Barney/Ted twist on the episode 'Now We're Even'

    Language:
    English
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    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2537
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    Based on the episode Legendaddy.

    Barney requests that Ted come with him to dinner with Jerry and his family. Ted agrees to support his partner.

    Language:
    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2605
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    He knows Barney likes it; likes when Ted presses Barney up against the wall as soon as he's walked through the door.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    56
    Hits:
    2003
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    Barney acts out to provoke a punishment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2602
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    Robin has a date with some guy, Lily and Marshall are on a weekend trip together and Barney brings some random girls over the apartment. Of course nothing normal was bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2586
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    Ted celebrates another new year alone... or perhaps not ?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2766
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    Everyday Ted seems to get further and further from finding "The One." Maybe Ted just needs one drunk night at MacLaren's and a little luck from the phenomenon to turn his world upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,852
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    6311
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    So here's the thing: Barney's pants are somehow on the back of a chair on the other side of the room. PWP.

    Language:
    English
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    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    5540
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    The truth is, a) Ted is not telling this story because he wants his kids to know how he and Tracy met, and b) Ted turns into a kleptomaniac when he gets near useless musical instruments. This is the story of how Barney eventually gets to ask Ted, "can you blow my whistle baby?".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3149
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    Summary: Ted really should have known that Barney would do this crazy act, in which Barney ropes Ted to take care of their children (or: Ted really should read documents before signing them…) .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2278
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    A recollection of a bunch of short fics I wrote at livejournal, that range everywhere from fluffy to crackastic!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2768
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    There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    548
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    11218

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