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    Everyday Ted seems to get further and further from finding "The One." Maybe Ted just needs one drunk night at MacLaren's and a little luck from the phenomenon to turn his world upside down.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    22
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    404
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    So here's the thing: Barney's pants are somehow on the back of a chair on the other side of the room. PWP.

    Language:
    English
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    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    331
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    He sees eyes brighter than the cold and a bottle of Jack Daniels sitting next to the man on the pavement, Ted exhales and inhales and exhales again and then swipes the bottle, gulping it down and lowering himself to Barney Stinson's level.

    Or where Barney is a bittersweet lullaby and Ted sounds like eggshells cracking.

    Language:
    English
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    649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    105
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    The truth is, a) Ted is not telling this story because he wants his kids to know how he and Tracy met, and b) Ted turns into a kleptomaniac when he gets near useless musical instruments. This is the story of how Barney eventually gets to ask Ted, "can you blow my whistle baby?".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1268
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    Summary: Ted really should have known that Barney would do this crazy act, in which Barney ropes Ted to take care of their children (or: Ted really should read documents before signing them…) .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
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    977
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    A recollection of a bunch of short fics I wrote at livejournal, that range everywhere from fluffy to crackastic!

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    English
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    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    1281
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    There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4312
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    Prompt: the morning after their first night together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2426
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    Barney is desperate to get Ted to forgive him for sleeping with Robin -- so desperate that he's willing to do anything. Of course, when he makes that promise, he has no idea how far Ted intends to take it.

    unhealthy dom/sub dynamic, violence, relationship abuse, dub-to-non-con

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,112
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    9958
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    "La fiesta es, por supuesto, en la nueva casa de Barney. Es una mansión ridícula, blanca, de columnas en la puerta y fuentes flanqueando los cuatro costados. ¡He tenido que contratar a cinco jardineros!, le dijo a modo de saludo."

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    355
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    Dinge, die Ted eindeutig NICHT seinen Kindern erzählt. (Drabbels geschrieben für den 3-Satz-Ficathon auf Livejournal)

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    168
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    478
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    Prompt: abandonment issues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1810
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    Ted joins Barney in time out.

    N/A: The plot isn't mine, it's edited.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2364
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    It's a day pretty much like any other, except that Barney may or may not be a good person. (Spoiler: probably not.) Mid-season 7.

    Language:
    English
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    2,417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2625
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    Prompt: Last line - 'It was all true... except for the name.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1879
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    Still, it had been a good path, and he didn't regret a thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
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    956
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    Freunde waren etwas wundervolles, doch manchmal schlugen Freundschaften Wege ein, die nur noch aus Schmerz zu bestehen scheinen und trotzdem kann man sich nur schwer aus ihnen befreien.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    238
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    I hope after we constantly bang for two days straight we can be friends again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Barney fails to win to Rhonda “The Man Maker” French over and starts to lapse back into granola-eating hippie territory… Marshall just loves Barney’s suffering and the flavor of his agony… Robin wants some pie, Ted wants your dessert, and Lily just wants dirty rough sex. Maybe this could work out for everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2106
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    Ted wakes up naked in bed with Barney. Detective work to find out what happened to get them there ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    6381

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