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    "Ted, I need to make out with you."

    Naturally, Ted refuses. But not really.

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    In this AU, Ted is hiding a big secret. Ted is a merman on the run from Linda Denman.

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    Another Ted and Barney-thing.

    A few boring things first, for the sake of being correct on the relevant Star Wars stuff. I have taken some liberties concerning Stormtrooper facts. if you find anything that doesn't add up I can assure you that I do know my SW stuff, I just had to make some changes for the story to make sense.

    "Ted leans down and plants a sweet kiss on Barney’s forehead. He tangles his fingers in blonde hair and tugs lightly, drawing a small, contented hum from Barney. They smile at each other and the sensation of being so, so in love is overwhelming and stunning, hitting Barney with the same force as a football to the gut. It’s sort of painful – he is unaccustomed to feeling so much, his chest is tight with emotions – but still ridiculously wonderful. Having been abandoned and let down so many times during his childhood and young adult life, Barney never stopped to think that he might deserve more than what he was getting. Before Ted, that is.
    “I have another present for you”."

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    Barney thought that Ted getting dates would be a good thing. He didn't expect how jealous he'd be. Lily concocts a cunning plan to re-capture Ted's attention. (This plan involves a lot of alcohol.)

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    This was one of those write a tiny ficlet for different genres of fiction; crack, angst etc. The first one allowed a couple of sentences, the others had to be 15 words max.
    Very brief Being Human crossover for the Torchwood ones and very brief Torchwood crossover for the Primeval ones. The third chapter was multi-fandom.

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    Marshall looked at Lily's back while she exited the bar, with a bitter taste in his mouth...

    Now in bed looking at the window Marshall couldn't sleep, so he kept repeating the moment on a loop, wondering where everything went wrong.

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    Barney and Ted get cutesy in the sex way. They are both precious and horny. Also deals with some of Barney's insecurities and how Ted tries to help him with them.

    " “Barney...” Ted whisper-whimpers, looking at his lover through long lashes, studying the fine angles and curves of Barney’s face; the perfectly straight line of his nose, the sturdiness of his jaw and the sharp hollows of his cheekbones. He is beautiful and Ted is floored by the love that swells inside him, rising with the tide, breaking with every swell, and Barney is straddling him and leaning in so close that their noses are bumping together and his sunshine hair and deep, deep, deep eyes is all Ted sees."

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    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

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    Ted had been acting weird lately. He had been leaving MacLaren’s earlier than usual each night, he always looked exhausted, and he always seemed to be forcing his smile. The biggest difference Barney had noticed, however, was that Ted always pulled away from Barney’s touch. Hell, he didn’t even have to touch Ted. If Barney so much as sat on the same side of the booth as Ted he would be met with eyes cast downward and his best friend scooching away from him. It hurt more than Barney cared to admit.

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    This is the third installment in my Ted/Barney miniseries, the first being 'Robin's Fault, Really' and the second 'Maybe You Should'. In this one Ted and Barney have just come home from their first date and are greeted unexpectedly by their curious friends.

    " “Hi, Teddy” Robin says, crossing her arms across her chest and tilting her head, the look on her face inquisitive, “Swarlos.. What are you doing?”
    “We didn’t know you’d be home” Ted says lamely, cheeks already burning like a furnace, “this isn’t – “. He stammers, then stops talking altogether.
    Robin stares. Barney groans. It is an overall awkward situation, really. The silence stretches into infinity between the three of them until finally an exasperated Barney grabs the bull by the horns and exclaims, “Jesus Christ, Ted, my tongue was in your goddamn ear, of course it is what it looks like"."

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    A collection of drabbles for the pairing Barney/Ted from How I Met Your Mother.

    Warnings: abuse, dub-con, non-con, bondage, violence

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    I've been meaning to add to this hellish pairing/fandom. What better way to do it than International Fanworks Day!

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    This fic is the sequel to 'Robin's Fault, Really'. Ted and Barney wake up after their night together and don't quite know what to do now that morning is here.

    "Then he remembers the night before, it all comes back to him, and the slight pounding in his head suddenly feels like someone has taken a jackhammer to the inside of his skull. He closes his eyes, willing the dizziness to go away, and mutters, “can I go back to sleep, please, we’ll deal with this later and – God, Barney, stop kicking me!”."

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    "Ted is Barney’s best friend, but Barney isn’t Ted’s. Marshall is. Barney doesn’t know why he keeps putting himself through this – why he keeps setting himself up for “Marshall’s my best friend”/”I’m his best friend”. He has grown so tired of that beast made of jealousy and sadness and loneliness living inside his stomach rearing its’ ugly head. Perhaps he just cannot let go of the hope that one day Ted will look at him with that wide smile and bright eyes and say, “yes you are”. "

    Okay so this is super sad. There is no happiness to be found. At all. It's Barney pov and rather short, mostly because I became too sad to continue. it's just really terribly depressing. Enjoy.

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    A five times fic. Five points in Barney Stinson's life, connected to each other but nothing else.

    **updated** All FIVE now done! Yay, go me, I finished something!

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    A bro shall, at all times, say yes.

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    Ted wakes up next to Barney, in Barney's bed, and really, it doesn't take a lot of imagination to know what has happened between the two of them.
    They both decide not to talk about it; but then they remember about the bro code.
    The only way for that story to be over is to pretend to be a couple and seduce a girl.
    But to fake it properly will take a lot of work, and Barney and Ted really have to get used to each other if they want to survive their own deal...

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    NYC is in the middl of a heatwave and the gang decide to head to the pool. Turns out Barney needs swimming lessons and when Ted offers to teach him, things get a bit weird. By which I mean sexy.

    More chapters to come on this; it's all written but being worked on. It's a bit relationshippy/schmoopy/cute, with a teeny weeny bit of angst. Very low-level angst.

     

    I originally wrote this back in 2012 and posted it on LiveJournal back then. I've updated it a bit, but most of it is accurate/spoilery up to about whatever season we were on in 2012. It's never been betad, so any feedback/criticism is welcome.

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    Everyone assumed Barney was dating Robin because of her “banging body” and her beautiful face, even Robin. But what everyone failed to realise was that if that was the case Barney would’ve just slept with her. No, Barney was with Robin for an entirely different reason.

    That reason was Ted.

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    Yes, when day comes he needs to know that it isn’t on him that he got so drunk that making out with Barney, that sleeping with Barney, seemed like a good idea. But for now he will just enjoy the thrill, the pleasure, the flickers of Barney’s boozy smiles when he leans back a bit to look at Ted, a softness in his eyes that makes Ted both uncomfortable and all warm inside.

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