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    Summary: Ted really should have known that Barney would do this crazy act, in which Barney ropes Ted to take care of their children (or: Ted really should read documents before signing them…) .

    Words:
    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    305
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    A recollection of a bunch of short fics I wrote at livejournal, that range everywhere from fluffy to crackastic!

    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    747
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    There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.

    Words:
    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2196
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    Prompt: the morning after their first night together.

    Words:
    551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1338
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    Barney is desperate to get Ted to forgive him for sleeping with Robin -- so desperate that he's willing to do anything. Of course, when he makes that promise, he has no idea how far Ted intends to take it.

    unhealthy dom/sub dynamic, violence, relationship abuse, dub-to-non-con

    Words:
    84,112
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    8353
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    "La fiesta es, por supuesto, en la nueva casa de Barney. Es una mansión ridícula, blanca, de columnas en la puerta y fuentes flanqueando los cuatro costados. ¡He tenido que contratar a cinco jardineros!, le dijo a modo de saludo."

    Words:
    5,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    268
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    Summary

    Dinge, die Ted eindeutig NICHT seinen Kindern erzählt. (Drabbels geschrieben für den 3-Satz-Ficathon auf Livejournal)

    Words:
    168
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    340
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    Prompt: abandonment issues.

    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1249
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    Summary

    Ted joins Barney in time out.

    N/A: The plot isn't mine, it's edited.

    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1542
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    It's a day pretty much like any other, except that Barney may or may not be a good person. (Spoiler: probably not.) Mid-season 7.

    Words:
    2,417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1946
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    Prompt: Last line - 'It was all true... except for the name.'

    Words:
    610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1406
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    Summary

    Still, it had been a good path, and he didn't regret a thing.

    Words:
    460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    759
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    Summary

    Freunde waren etwas wundervolles, doch manchmal schlugen Freundschaften Wege ein, die nur noch aus Schmerz zu bestehen scheinen und trotzdem kann man sich nur schwer aus ihnen befreien.

    Words:
    470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    Summary

    I hope after we constantly bang for two days straight we can be friends again.

    Series
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Summary

    Barney fails to win to Rhonda “The Man Maker” French over and starts to lapse back into granola-eating hippie territory… Marshall just loves Barney’s suffering and the flavor of his agony… Robin wants some pie, Ted wants your dessert, and Lily just wants dirty rough sex. Maybe this could work out for everyone.

    Words:
    6,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    1595
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    Summary

    Ted wakes up naked in bed with Barney. Detective work to find out what happened to get them there ensues.

    Words:
    5,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4738
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    Summary

    Prompt: addicted to you

    Words:
    389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1170
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    Summary

    They're in the bar again, all alone, and they have another telepathic conversation. And then sex. Spoilers: S4

    Words:
    1,553
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3793
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    Summary

    They can't be friends. They can't be lovers. They can't have a happy story.

    Words:
    3,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2003
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    Summary

    Barney goes too far with a con, and it's up to Ted to stop him.

    Words:
    235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    3388

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