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    A collection of drabbles for the pairing Barney/Ted from How I Met Your Mother.

    Warnings: abuse, dub-con, non-con, bondage, violence

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    6/?
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    10
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    105
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    I've been meaning to add to this hellish pairing/fandom. What better way to do it than International Fanworks Day!

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    640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    80
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    This fic is the sequel to 'Robin's Fault, Really'. Ted and Barney wake up after their night together and don't quite know what to do now that morning is here.

    "Then he remembers the night before, it all comes back to him, and the slight pounding in his head suddenly feels like someone has taken a jackhammer to the inside of his skull. He closes his eyes, willing the dizziness to go away, and mutters, “can I go back to sleep, please, we’ll deal with this later and – God, Barney, stop kicking me!”."

    Language:
    English
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    2,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    190
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    "Ted is Barney’s best friend, but Barney isn’t Ted’s. Marshall is. Barney doesn’t know why he keeps putting himself through this – why he keeps setting himself up for “Marshall’s my best friend”/”I’m his best friend”. He has grown so tired of that beast made of jealousy and sadness and loneliness living inside his stomach rearing its’ ugly head. Perhaps he just cannot let go of the hope that one day Ted will look at him with that wide smile and bright eyes and say, “yes you are”. "

    Okay so this is super sad. There is no happiness to be found. At all. It's Barney pov and rather short, mostly because I became too sad to continue. it's just really terribly depressing. Enjoy.

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    English
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    1,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    146
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    A five times fic. Five points in Barney Stinson's life, connected to each other but nothing else.

    **updated** All FIVE now done! Yay, go me, I finished something!

    Language:
    English
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    3,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    648
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    A bro shall, at all times, say yes.

    Language:
    English
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    620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    561
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    Ted wakes up next to Barney, in Barney's bed, and really, it doesn't take a lot of imagination to know what has happened between the two of them.
    They both decide not to talk about it; but then they remember about the bro code.
    The only way for that story to be over is to pretend to be a couple and seduce a girl.
    But to fake it properly will take a lot of work, and Barney and Ted really have to get used to each other if they want to survive their own deal...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,658
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    875
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    NYC is in the middl of a heatwave and the gang decide to head to the pool. Turns out Barney needs swimming lessons and when Ted offers to teach him, things get a bit weird. By which I mean sexy.

    More chapters to come on this; it's all written but being worked on. It's a bit relationshippy/schmoopy/cute, with a teeny weeny bit of angst. Very low-level angst.

     

    I originally wrote this back in 2012 and posted it on LiveJournal back then. I've updated it a bit, but most of it is accurate/spoilery up to about whatever season we were on in 2012. It's never been betad, so any feedback/criticism is welcome.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1269
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    Everyone assumed Barney was dating Robin because of her “banging body” and her beautiful face, even Robin. But what everyone failed to realise was that if that was the case Barney would’ve just slept with her. No, Barney was with Robin for an entirely different reason.

    That reason was Ted.

    Language:
    English
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    3,297
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    51
    Hits:
    1213
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    It's crazy how one moment you think you want one thing and suddenly, you realize how wrong you were. One moment you want nachos so you order some and you take a bite and you realize you want a cheeseburger instead. One moment you want to go out and the next you realize that you just want to stay at home in bed. One moment you think you want the hot blonde across the bar and the next you realize you want the one sitting right in front of you.

    Language:
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    2,557
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2052
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    Yes, when day comes he needs to know that it isn’t on him that he got so drunk that making out with Barney, that sleeping with Barney, seemed like a good idea. But for now he will just enjoy the thrill, the pleasure, the flickers of Barney’s boozy smiles when he leans back a bit to look at Ted, a softness in his eyes that makes Ted both uncomfortable and all warm inside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3036
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    Русский
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    2
    Hits:
    147
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    Late one night Ted gets a call from the hospital. Barney was admitted after passing out at work. When they refuse to let him leave and stay alone Ted volunteers to stay with him. How long can they last when Barney is doing everything to push him away?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2832
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    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    641
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Barney ponders what it would be like to parent a child with Ted, well after Ted says, no, and, to help Ted see reason, he visits a psychic's shop and purchases an elixir that is supposed to help reveal the truth - a truth that Barney already sees.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,062
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1764
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    Ted's always found his friend, Barney Stinson, to be on the little insufferable side. Lately, however, Barney's going a little too far with his actions; especially when it comes to touching a certain someone.
    ~In which Ted does something about it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,470
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4245
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    Marshall and Lily are married with Robin and Ted as their children. Ted and Barney are best friends at school.
    Robin comes home from her two year exchange in Canada and things start changing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,583
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1503
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    A Barney/Ted twist on the episode 'Now We're Even'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1923
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    "It's going to be Legen-" Barney does his typical pause that doesn't keep anyone expecting because, well, everyone knows what comes next "dary!" And there it is.
    No one is actually paying attention, no one but Ted.
    Everyone knows there's something up with them, but they decide not to interfere, to wait until they are ready, though it's kind of hard to keep their mouth shut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,030
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Based on the episode Legendaddy.

    Barney requests that Ted come with him to dinner with Jerry and his family. Ted agrees to support his partner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2072

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