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    Marshall and Lily are Married with Robin and Ted as their children. Ted and Barney are best friends at school.
    Robin comes home from her two year exchange in Canada and things start changing.

    Language:
    English
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    6,921
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    323
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    Barney acts out to provoke a punishment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    Robin has a date with some guy, Lily and Marshall are on a weekend trip together and Barney brings some random girls over the apartment. Of course nothing normal was bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    351
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    There's a man with a tattoo on his shoulder.

    Rosy color. Lacy script. Written flawlessly into his shoulder.

    And it wasn't the name of the man he was with right now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    193
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    Ted's always found his friend, Barney Stinson, to be on the little insufferable side. Lately, however, Barney's going a little too far with his actions; especially when it comes to touching a certain someone.
    ~In which Ted does something about it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,819
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    534
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    Ted celebrates another new year alone... or perhaps not ?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    354
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    Everyday Ted seems to get further and further from finding "The One." Maybe Ted just needs one drunk night at MacLaren's and a little luck from the phenomenon to turn his world upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,852
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1451
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    So here's the thing: Barney's pants are somehow on the back of a chair on the other side of the room. PWP.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1206
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    He sees eyes brighter than the cold and a bottle of Jack Daniels sitting next to the man on the pavement, Ted exhales and inhales and exhales again and then swipes the bottle, gulping it down and lowering himself to Barney Stinson's level.

    Or where Barney is a bittersweet lullaby and Ted sounds like eggshells cracking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    271
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    The truth is, a) Ted is not telling this story because he wants his kids to know how he and Tracy met, and b) Ted turns into a kleptomaniac when he gets near useless musical instruments. This is the story of how Barney eventually gets to ask Ted, "can you blow my whistle baby?".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1545
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    Summary: Ted really should have known that Barney would do this crazy act, in which Barney ropes Ted to take care of their children (or: Ted really should read documents before signing them…) .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1201
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    A recollection of a bunch of short fics I wrote at livejournal, that range everywhere from fluffy to crackastic!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    1477
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    There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    5064
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    Prompt: the morning after their first night together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2858
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    Barney is desperate to get Ted to forgive him for sleeping with Robin -- so desperate that he's willing to do anything. Of course, when he makes that promise, he has no idea how far Ted intends to take it.

    unhealthy dom/sub dynamic, violence, relationship abuse, dub-to-non-con

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,112
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    376
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    10560
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    "La fiesta es, por supuesto, en la nueva casa de Barney. Es una mansión ridícula, blanca, de columnas en la puerta y fuentes flanqueando los cuatro costados. ¡He tenido que contratar a cinco jardineros!, le dijo a modo de saludo."

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    385
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    Dinge, die Ted eindeutig NICHT seinen Kindern erzählt. (Drabbels geschrieben für den 3-Satz-Ficathon auf Livejournal)

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    168
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    534
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    Prompt: abandonment issues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2005
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    Ted joins Barney in time out.

    N/A: The plot isn't mine, it's edited.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2667
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    It's a day pretty much like any other, except that Barney may or may not be a good person. (Spoiler: probably not.) Mid-season 7.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2907

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