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    Everyone assumed Barney was dating Robin because of her “banging body” and her beautiful face, even Robin. But what everyone failed to realise was that if that was the case Barney would’ve just slept with her. No, Barney was with Robin for an entirely different reason.

    That reason was Ted.

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    English
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    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    18
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    241
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    It's crazy how one moment you think you want one thing and suddenly, you realize how wrong you were. One moment you want nachos so you order some and you take a bite and you realize you want a cheeseburger instead. One moment you want to go out and the next you realize that you just want to stay at home in bed. One moment you think you want the hot blonde across the bar and the next you realize you want the one sitting right in front of you.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    610
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    Yes, when day comes he needs to know that it isn’t on him that he got so drunk that making out with Barney, that sleeping with Barney, seemed like a good idea. But for now he will just enjoy the thrill, the pleasure, the flickers of Barney’s boozy smiles when he leans back a bit to look at Ted, a softness in his eyes that makes Ted both uncomfortable and all warm inside.

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    English
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    3,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1698
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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    93
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    Late one night Ted gets a call from the hospital. Barney was admitted after passing out at work. When they refuse to let him leave and stay alone Ted volunteers to stay with him. How long can they last when Barney is doing everything to push him away?

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    English
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    6,427
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    68
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    6
    Hits:
    1739
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    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

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    English
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    641
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Barney ponders what it would be like to parent a child with Ted, well after Ted says, no, and, to help Ted see reason, he visits a psychic's shop and purchases an elixir that is supposed to help reveal the truth - a truth that Barney already sees.

    Language:
    English
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    3,062
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1211
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    Ted's always found his friend, Barney Stinson, to be on the little insufferable side. Lately, however, Barney's going a little too far with his actions; especially when it comes to touching a certain someone.
    ~In which Ted does something about it

    Language:
    English
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    15,470
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3362
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    Marshall and Lily are married with Robin and Ted as their children. Ted and Barney are best friends at school.
    Robin comes home from her two year exchange in Canada and things start changing.

    Language:
    English
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    13,583
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1309
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    A Barney/Ted twist on the episode 'Now We're Even'

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    English
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    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1400
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    "It's going to be Legen-" Barney does his typical pause that doesn't keep anyone expecting because, well, everyone knows what comes next "dary!" And there it is.
    No one is actually paying attention, no one but Ted.
    Everyone knows there's something up with them, but they decide not to interfere, to wait until they are ready, though it's kind of hard to keep their mouth shut.

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    English
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    4,030
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Based on the episode Legendaddy.

    Barney requests that Ted come with him to dinner with Jerry and his family. Ted agrees to support his partner.

    Language:
    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1652
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    tytuł: Jak poznałem waszą matkę
    autor: euphoria
    fandom: HIMYM
    pairing: Barney/Ted
    rating: +12
    info: to jest czytadło, fluffowe, ale czytadło, więc proszę to traktować jak taką zabawę tytułem :) słów 100 :)

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    Polski
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    131
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    He knows Barney likes it; likes when Ted presses Barney up against the wall as soon as he's walked through the door.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    88
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    24
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    979
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    Barney acts out to provoke a punishment.

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    English
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    126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1808
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    Robin has a date with some guy, Lily and Marshall are on a weekend trip together and Barney brings some random girls over the apartment. Of course nothing normal was bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
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    5,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1868
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    Ted celebrates another new year alone... or perhaps not ?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1886
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    Everyday Ted seems to get further and further from finding "The One." Maybe Ted just needs one drunk night at MacLaren's and a little luck from the phenomenon to turn his world upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,852
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4285
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    So here's the thing: Barney's pants are somehow on the back of a chair on the other side of the room. PWP.

    Language:
    English
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    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3888
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    The truth is, a) Ted is not telling this story because he wants his kids to know how he and Tracy met, and b) Ted turns into a kleptomaniac when he gets near useless musical instruments. This is the story of how Barney eventually gets to ask Ted, "can you blow my whistle baby?".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2491

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