17 Works in Ted Crisp
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Veridian Dynamics decides to make a unicorn in response to the company's terrible polling numbers with children.
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Veronica wants Ted to test out the new sexual performance drug with her. Sexual situations and many Veronica-type comments.
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"I love you, little Rose. Now, would you like me to tell you the story about the mighty razor-backed fawn that single-handedly saved all the other fawns from the evil hunters with her mighty machine gun tank?"
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The great thing about working at Veridian Dynamics is they’re always full of surprises. Well, no - actually nothing the company does surprises me anymore. But the great thing about working with Veronica is that she always finds a way to make the inevitable interesting.
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Let's Do the Timewrap Again! (We Make That, Too) by wickedtrue for hellolamppost17
Better Off Ted
21 Dec 2011
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"Here at Veridian Dynamics, we have declared war...on the passage of time."
"You know those tachyon particles we made after that last Star Trek marathon?" Phil asked.
"Who could I forget? I relived my youthful jealousy of Wil Wheaton and his fine sweaters and undeveloped relationship with a young Ashley Judd." Lem was getting sidetracked.
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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and conference calls? Here is your solution. Corporate Bingo! How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, Bingo, you win! For our Veridian Dynamics players, here is a specially created chart that will take you through the wonder that is presentations, office reorgs and the triple booked meeting time.
Or the love song of Corporate Buzzwords.
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Veridian Dynamics decides to freeze Phil. Lem finds out how much he misses is lab-mate as he writes a daily letter for their experiment notes.
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On a Friday evening one of Lem and Phil's experiments goes semi-wrong, leading Ted and Veronica (and elsewhere Lem and Phil) to deal with the consequences.
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At Veridian Dynamics, we're putting the future leaders of tomorrow to work!
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“Is it the fact that you have been watching us from the skies and now have come to take your revenge?”
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Sometimes, things happen in ways that make perfect sense, if you've got the right metaphor to figure them out.
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One first day of Advent, Veronica sent a memo because she loved Christmas. By which she meant presents. Rampant office supply re-gifting ensued.
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"I rarely moan, Ted."
prompt words: hair down, acoustics, all lit up, oneupmanship
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When the company issues a new memo encouraging gay relationships, model executive Veronica leads the charge.
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Downsizing made competitive - the Veridian Dynamics way (post 2x02).
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Veronica is standing on her head when Ted walks in her office.
"Do you need a moment?" he asks, distracted by her calves. She really does have fine calves.
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The Middleman and Wendy pay a special visit to a former recipient of Middle-services at Veridian Dynamics.
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