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    The story is this: Ciri is with Geralt for a year before Nilfgaard catches up to them on their way to Novigrad, and Geralt is overtaken, but not before Ciri escapes.

    The story is also this: Yennefer inadvertently finds Jaskier after the Battle of Sodden Hill, and the bard cares for her through a fever. When she wakes, she learns more about the man than she ever would've had he been at the White Wolf's side.

    The story also happens to be this: Jaskier goes home to Oxenfurt following the false Dragon Hunt, and is called forth to become a professor and a scholar. Yennefer appears in the winter, and he cares for her, and they do fall in love. And a year goes by since the witcher's departure, and the story... shifts a little to the left.

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    After fighting a demon, something goes a miss and Geralt slips onto another plane of existence.

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    Ciri's kindergarten letter comes in the mail on a Tuesday. Geralt opens it, skims it, and frowns at the class his daughter has been assigned.

    Dandelions.
     

    Or: A modern AU with Dad!Geralt and Teacher!Jaskier.

    Updates on Wednesdays.

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    Post mountain incident, Jaskier limps back to Oxenfurt with his tail between his legs, deciding to throw himself into his academic career in the hopes of distracting himself. Unlucky for him, all his students want to talk about is a certain White Wolf.
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    “Well, it’s just...” Rimmond said, still giggling, “we wanted to ask you something, actually? Um, professor... how did you meet the White Wolf? Only nobody interesting ever passes through this town, and if we’re supposed to go and meet our heroes...”

    Ah, Jaskier thought.

    “Never meet your heroes, Rimmond,” he said, trying to sound wry and humorous. He wasn’t sure he was pulling it off. “They’re usually not very nice people.”

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    Geralt’s not like other Witchers

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    Geralt tries to apologise and it doesn’t quite go as expected

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    Geralt visits with Ciri to her new kindergarten class, where he meets teacher assistant Jaskier and finds himself as smitten with him as the children are

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    “Come teach my class with me tomorrow.” He whispers in the witcher’s ear. He’s sporting a neatly trimmed beard these days, and it tickles Geralt’s neck in the most tempting way.

    Geralt chuckles dryly, but the lack of an immediate quip tells him that Jaskier is serious. It’s a little scary how often they can read their minds by now.

    “Don’t think so. You’re the teacher, Jask. I’ve got nothing to tell them.”

    “But you’re the reason I’m still alive and teaching in the first place. Besides, you can just sit there, look pretty and answer some questions. My students have heard a lot about you, they’ll adore you.”

     
    As someone pointed out, there's too much 'witcher watching out for his idiot' and not enough 'the witcher is a himbo who loves his college educated bard husband, who is qualified to teach' content out there. So I'm fixing it with a self-indulgent ficlet!

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    A much-requested ask originally posted to witchertrashbag:

    bottom!geralt... stretching for a large dildo/plug jaskier found in some novelty shop?

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    Jaskier's biceps burn as he lifts yet another five kilos weight, getting ready for the second series of front squats. He's so close to giving up, going home, and enjoying some nice Chinese takeout, but then he remembers he's doing this to put himself back into shape. Mostly. The fact that his personal trainer looks like a god also helps with keeping his motivation up.

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    Geralt drew his silver sword as he finally reached the cobblestone streets that led into the town. He didn’t think he would need it; he had a good idea of what was down here, but it never hurt to be prepared and more than one creature might have inhabited this abandoned town. He passed building after building, following the wailing closer to the source. The sheer volume of it hurt his sensitive ears and he growled, annoyed.
    The singing immediately stopped, and he heard several loud splashes followed by ear ringing silence.
    “Fuck.”

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    Visiting Oxenfurt Academy while looking for Jaskier, Geralt met the incredibly charismatic Professor de Lettenhove. Silver coursed through his hair in refined lines, giving his short beard an air of distinction and rank. Even without the signet ring shining at his finger, there was no doubt regarding the man’s identity. Geralt may have not found Jaskier, but perhaps his father could tell him where to find his son.

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    Raising a teenage girl is never easy, but raising a brilliant one who wants to attend one of the most prestigious universities on the Continent at sixteen is a bit much even for Geralt to handle. Yennefer is less concerned, or maybe it’s just one last parting shot in the divorce that makes her agree to pay for Ciri’s education because they all know Geralt can't afford it. Perhaps everything would have turned out just fine if Ciri didn’t decide to take a class on monster lore from the Continent’s foremost expert, Professor Julian Alfred Pankratz. But destiny is rarely neat.

    Centuries of life didn't prepare Geralt for dealing with Ciri growing up away from him, killing monsters, and rescuing wayward professors all in the same week.

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    Geralt doesn’t know what he’s saying, the words just spill out. “How can I fix this?”

    “Figure it out,” Jaskier says, moving over to the door and opening it. “I have work to do.”

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    “Yennefer sent me a check for eight lessons for you,” Jaskier said the following weekend, wearing a beige button-down with--

    “Does your shirt have owls on it?” Geralt asked, caught somewhere between amusement and horror.

    Jaskier looked down and tugged on the front of his shirt as if he had to remind himself what was on it. He beamed at Geralt. “Yeah! Do you like it?”

    “Not particularly.”

    The smile swiftly disappeared.

    “It’s not terrible,” he amended, stepping back to let Jaskier inside the apartment. Then Jaskier’s initial words sank in. “Wait. Yen did what?”

    Hanging up on Yennefer was always a mistake.

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    “I taught her. When she was younger, when I wasn’t with you. Cintra was a good place to stay for winter and Cirilla was a wonderful student.” There was more than a little fondness in Jaskier’s tone and the body language between the two screamed trust.

    “I thought you went to Oxenfurt for winters.” The college town had come up frequently, with Jaskier talking about going and lecturing over winters while Geralt travelled to Kaer Mohren.

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    When Geralt is drawn into a new world, he is startled to discover that his old memories have mingled with new ones - a world where he was once married to Yennefer and adopted a child named Cirilla, affectionately nicknamed Ciri. He is also surprised to find that among his new ones, not a single memory of Jaskier exists. Naturally, Geralt must get to the bottom of this - how did this new world come to be? How is it he is the only one who remembers his world as a witcher? Where exactly is Jaskier, anyway? And perhaps most importantly, what is the true purpose of creating a world in which witchers do not exist?

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    Jaskier shushes him, hand on Geralt’s arm. “If we don’t do it now, when will we? I’m not ashamed. We have nothing to hide.”

     

    He is proud of how his voice doesn’t waver.

    Or, Geralt and Jaskier make the decision to publicly come out.
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    “We’re still waiting for my dad. He’s late a lot.”

    Given the fact that he had never met the girl’s father, he couldn’t actually defend the man too much.

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    He jokingly calls it the plague. He knows it’s not really such a thing, mind you, but with the way it starts and then rampages the house, it certainly feels like it.

    Jaskier is left the last man standing in his own home, the only one not yet infected with the so-called “plague”, and he wears this with pride.

    It’s just that the mask he’s taken to wearing makes him look a bit ridiculous, almost like a vaguely manic, close to crazed, hyperactive doctor, as he runs about the house spraying the lemon-scented Lysol, with wipes to match.

    And Geralt, who usually doesn’t get sick, almost ever, is not a fan of this in any way, shape, or form.

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    “You’ll have to forgive an old bag for being winded…”

    Here Professor Lindenbrog, or Fiddle-Faddle as Geralt has more often heard him called, turns away from the handful or so attending his lecture to gaze wistfully out of the window- where the sun still sits high in the sky and drowns the great stone building in light.

    “A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really..."Do the stars gaze back?" Now, that's a question.”[1]

    In the corner of the room, where he has purposely tucked himself, Geralt holds his tongue. What a frivolous idea. Only a man such as this, who has spent his life in the relative comfort of stuffy rooms toiling over the unimposing non issues of the world could ever have conceived of it.

    Or: Sometime after the mountain fight, whilst inbetween contracts, Geralt assigns himself the task of solving the mystery of a human man who is not ageing. That man is Jaskier. It's 100% a professional interest on Geralt's part. Totally. Sure.

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