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    Odin’s face would have been a sight to see - Loki could almost hear the disbelieving snort.
    ‘We can see the palace gates from here, it is not a long journey,’ Odin would have said, perhaps with a desperate wish to get rid of him. ‘Being that infuriating must be hard, even for one like you,’ he might have said, and looked down at Loki from where he would be standing next to Heimdall.
    Well, you couldn't always get what you wanted, no matter how hard you tried. Loki knew that well.

    There was a flash of bright colours on the farthest edge of his memories, but he didn’t know what it was.
    “I find it highly unlikely that anyone would be looking for you, after all this time.”
    The grounding hand slapped his shoulder once before retreating completely. It left him feeling very alone and very confused.

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    The characters of Zootopia do their taxes. Warning, really boring screenshots of 1040s, Oregon 40s, worksheets, and other tax related nonsense inside.

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    High King Fingon has little patience for financial administration and getting him to take an interest is going to require all of Maedhros' persistence and political acumen. Or he could suck him off for tax concessions.

    (Yes, the death in the title is a little one)

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    A collection of tumblr drabbles posted in March and April 2016.

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    14/?
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    9
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    49
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    3
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    It's tax season in the Luthor household.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Inspired by the classic HHGTG quote: "He's spending a year dead for tax purposes."

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    1/1
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    7
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    Request: You're the person tax guru to Tony Stark and various other Avengers. You get stuck at the tower one evening during a flood, and you find yourself playing strip poker with the crew. And Bucky.

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    Your name is James Egbert.

    You work in CrockerCorp Tower's finance department.

    You're a single father.

    And there's something undeniably weird going on.

     

    - Prequel/series of drabbles to accompany DOWN -

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    Flirtation through taxation. It's a thing.

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    1/1
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    Scenes from their relationship through the years.

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    All things considered, probably only taxes are certain for these guys.

    Also, Taxfic for Celli!!!

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    372
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    Ted Schmidt gets off a plane in his hometown and greets his new life after failure.

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    Death and Taxes. The Only..never mind.

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    1/1
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    Bruce faces one of life's terrifying certainties.

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    Filing taxes was always fun.

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    1/1
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    Levi and Eren have been best friends for..well... ever. But they're both asexual, and aromantic. (thats right, mofos. this aint some lovey fanfic.) They roommate together, and the taxes are a little overwhelming. A logical answer? Marriage, for tax benefits.

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    1/?
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    5
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    Michael sipped his coffee and sighed a little.

    "Fair point. So... what sex acts do I gotta bribe you with so you'll do my tax stuff too?"

    "Michael, I'm offended. You think I need to be bribed to do something nice for you?"

    The curly-haired man shot him a pointed stare, which Ryan brushed off with a sheepish look.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    129
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    7
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    1150
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    Taxes, Buffy S6 AU

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    18
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    1
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    512
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    Zayn Malik stares at the blank page and the blank page stares back. And judges. Because Zayn has nothing.
    Fuck, he thinks, so he clacks it out on the typewriter he uses out of spite and the word stains the page with small, satisfying little Courier New letters.
    fuck !!
    Zayn sighs and closes his eyes, massaging his forehead and pulling up the image that has been haunting him for weeks.
    Tall, lanky, gangly, almost too thin to exist. Perpetual, generous smile and a firm handshake. Friend to everyone and friends with no one. Open face, greener than green eyes. Bed hair sky high, curly, impossible. Work hair tame, plastered, parted sensibly. Aggressively loves humanity, but too afraid of letting the world break his heart.
    Zayn blinks his eyes clear and presses return a couple of times, not bothering with the expletive.
    This is a story about a man called Harold Styles. And his wristwatch.
    --
    Or a Stranger Than Fiction AU where Zayn has writer's block. Perrie's here to help. Harry is a character in a story, which is strange because he's definitely a real person. Louis refuses to be audited. Liam dispenses sage literary advice. And Niall wants to be a rock star.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    44
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    Two ally against one, two partake in an activity that one finds hard to understand, two fight and one remains a neutral party, three of them play different roles in an activity (one is not above taking advantage of the other to get what he wants).

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    1,793
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    23
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