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  1. At Least I Spelled Your Name Right by for spellchecked

    The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies), Marvel (Movies)  

    24 May 2013

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    Darcy was tired of Jane being in the lab all the time, so she conspired to Go Out and Get Jane Drunk. She did not, however, make any plans regarding the guy in purple spandex. That was someone else's fault. And no one could blame her for the super heroes. She hadn't even been conscious for that part.

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  2. Burning Bridges by

    Fairy Tail  

    18 May 2013

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    Pushed to his emotional limits, Gray snaps and does the unthinkable. Natsu’s trust is shattered, but when Gray leaves the guild, Natsu realizes he has a choice: wallow in hatred, or face the pain head on. Gratsu, yaoi, non-con, and enough angst to drown the cast of Twilight.

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  3. Just Doing Her a Favor by

    The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)  

    20 Mar 2013

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    Steve and Clint want to be sure Darcy's date knows exactly what he's getting himself into.

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  4. The Wrong Gift by

    Les Misérables (2012)  

    8 Mar 2013

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    For the promtp on lj: http://makinghugospin.livejournal.com/11823.html?replyto=3724079

    Marius wants to be funny but isn't and single-handedly manages to break Joly.

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  5. Apropos Of Nothing by

    Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Captain America (2011), Incredible Hulk (2008), Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    4 Mar 2013

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    Tony Stark is three years old when he is kidnapped and held for ransom. Howard Stark refuses to pay and Tony is never seen again, presumed to be dead.

    Thirteen years later, Agent Phil Coulson is sent out on a mission to find an ingenious hacker and bring him into SHIELD. Coulson’s training has prepared him for gun-fights, torture, interrogations, hand-to-hand combat, explosives, paperwork…you know, the usual. What it didn’t prepare him for is finding a brilliant but unruly teenager and being assigned his caretaker.

    Yeah, everyone at SHIELD is in for one hell of a ride.

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  6. Horseshoes and Hand Grenades by for Caitriona_3

    Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    13 Feb 2013

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    Darcy's shot five different types of guns. The taser is by far her favorite.

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  7. Five Times Eliot, Parker, and Hardison had to Hide Their Relationship (and one time they didn’t bother) by

    Leverage  

    14 Jan 2013

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    Parker, Eliot, and Hardison didn't want their relationship out from the time they got to Portland. At the end, they didn't much care.

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  8. Nothing Stays a Secret in Avengers Tower for Long by

    The Avengers (2012)  

    7 Jan 2013

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    Steve and Darcy have a pretty kinky sex life; this is a 5+1 in which the other Avengers accidentally learn about this one after another.

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  9. 5 Times Tony Mocked Phil's Virginity, and 1 Time Steve Interfered by

    The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Movies)  

    6 Jan 2013

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    “Listen, I know I’m the only person in this room who hasn’t done… that,” Steve said, clenching his hands. “But Agent Coulson is right. It’s not a laughing matter. It’s just what it is.”
    “‘I’m the only person in this room who hasn’t done that’,” Tony mimicked childishly.
    “He’s not.”
    As one, they all looked at Phil, who was still busy writing notes for the debriefing, between having sips of coffee.

    Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

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  10. Incident Report by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    1 Jan 2013

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    In which Darcy makes a tactical mistake, and SHIELD's HR department gets involved.

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  11. sa moitié by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    23 Nov 2012

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    La seule histoire d'amour qui durera jamais pour Coulson. Il l'a rencontré en 1985, quand il était encore jeune agent. Ils ont été présentés l'un à l'autre par Fury lui même. Mais maintenant, c'est l'heure de se séparer.

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  12. The Cyclone Files by

    Marvel Avengers Movies Universe  

    3 Nov 2012

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    What are you supposed to do during a hurricane besides ask people for prompts and write them short!fic?

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  13. Article 265.01 by

    The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel (Movies)  

    1 Oct 2012

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    “Make no mistake, Darcy, I am entirely aware of my current location,” he whispered against her ear, sending chills down her spine.
    She brought one hand forward and pushed against his chest knowing it would only work if Loki felt like moving. Which, of course, he didn’t.

    “No. Negative. You are not getting out of this one with sex,” she shook her head vehemently, “not this time!”

    She felt his teeth against her ear as he grinned. He trailed one hand up the length of her back until it reached the ends of her hair. He wrapped the silky strands around his fingers, making a fist and giving a slight tug that caused Darcy to gasp.

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  14. Guns, Xanax and Champagne by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe  

    26 Sep 2012

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    The wedding planner realizes she’s out of Xanax. She took the last one after walking in on the groom's party organizing a kidnapping raid an hour ago. Suddenly the ‘how to neutralize hot assassin’ checklist that crazy billionaire was writing on the wall (IN ICING!) makes more sense.

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  15. Idiots shouldn't own tasers by

    Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012)  

    9 Sep 2012

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    Thor uses a new weapon, instead of his trusty hammer.

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  16. It’s Like a Song by John Mellencamp by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)  

    25 Jul 2012

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    Just another day in Shieldville, population: 905.

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  17. Trigger Happy Electricity by

    Burn Notice  

    13 Jul 2012

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    Fiona likes Tasers and stun guns.

    Song: "Come One, Come All" by Syd Dale

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  18. Trigger Happy by

    Burn Notice  

    13 Jul 2012

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    Alternate to Trigger Happy Electricity, done as a mock credit sequence.

    Song: "Come One, Come All" by Syd Dale

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  19. This Kidnapping Is Sponsored by Hyundai by

    Burn Notice  

    11 Jul 2012

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    "As trunks go, it's not so bad." -- Fiona Glenanne

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  20. Some Nights by

    Glee, The Avengers (2012), Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes  

    6 Jul 2012

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    In which Blaine is Blaine Anderson-Stark, Clint is a therapeutic chef, Kurt doesn’t understand why Blaine has spandex under his clothes, Steve still can’t get drunk, and Tony is a good Dad.

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    3
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