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  1. The Geist of The Goose by

    Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers, M. D. Geist  

    9 Mar 2013

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    After an explosive crash landing, Gooseman remembers a different reality...

    ...one in which Wolf Den won.

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  2. The Wonderful Wizard of Smeg by

    Red Dwarf, Wizard Of Oz (1939)  

    15 Feb 2013

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    Dave Lister, 22 and drunk ends up stealing a Starbug from a JMC ship hold in Liverpool and ends up not at the nearest Denny's but in the psychedelic world of Smeg. Based loosely on that wonderful 1939 film the Wizard of Oz read about Lister's adventure along a yellow brick road. Will the Wizard of Smeg help him fix the stolen Starbug?

    Written to celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Red Dwarf! xD Dedicated to everyone that made Red Dwarf what it is today, the writers, producers, cast crew and all of the fans! But in particular the ones I have met through Tumblr and fan fictioning! Hope you enjoy it or get inspired to write something better than this! Thank you all! *rimmer salute* I do not own the series or the film but you probably know that already. :3

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  3. Believing it's Not Butter by

    Red Dwarf  

    3 Nov 2010

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    Ace Rimmer is supposed to be a highly sexual creature - it comes with the job. When one Ace doesn't quite fit that mold, he finds an unexpected ally...

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  4. Toast by

    Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Red Dwarf  

    31 Oct 2001

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    Talkie Toaster knows just what Neelix needs.

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  5. Buzz by

    Red Dwarf  

    10 Sep 2001

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    Skutter-slash! Bob/Talkie. A serious plot bunny from hell effort.

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  6. Anaesthesia by

    Red Dwarf, Real Person Fiction, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Adams, The X-Files, Jurassic Park (1993 1997 2001), Lord of the Rings - Tolkien, Labyrinth, Men in Black (1997)  

    23 Dec 2000

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    I had my wisdom teeth out in the year 2000 and, while considerably whacked-out on painkillers, wrote this. It is terrible and embarrassing and I wouldn't post it, except it leads into the later Omni-zone series stories, and so I thought I'd better put it up so I could put those up. It is one long crossover of crack set on Red Dwarf, starring me plus several other characters both original and not. It's dedicated to the Red Dwarf Slash Society, who are responsible for making its sequels amongst the most enjoyable stuff I've ever written.

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  7. Red Dwarf and the Holy Grail by

    Red Dwarf, Monty Python and the Holy Grail  

    30 Jun 2000

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    Red Dwarf meets Monty Python. Insanity ensues.

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