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    Belladonna taught her child a great deal about how to stay safe in a world dangerous to women. So when a lot of intimidating dwarves barge into Bilbo's house to take her on what sounds like a suicide mission, this Bilbo is not as unprepared as she might have been.

    Or, that fanfic in which Bilbo is a butch. This is not, from the outset, a romance--every other genderswap/sexswap story I've read in this fandom has whichever character be female just to create a het pairing, but this isn't that. I might decide to add some relationship in later, but it won't be your typical straight relationship, I promise. Reader input welcome on how you want this story to end.

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    Pirate AU. Until Gandalf Greybeard turned up, Bilbo Baggins was a most respectable businessman trader, and very well thought of. Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected. And he CERTAINLY didn’t fraternise with pirates...

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    An AU wherein Thorin is the Hobbit and Bilbo is the king of Dwarfs. Somehow this didn’t turn out to be crack.

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    “Thorin Oakenshield,” Gandalf began, and Thorin started a little at the use of that name. He hadn't known that Gandalf was even aware of it. How much had the old man been snooping around? “May I introduce the leader of our company –”

    The Dwarf held up his hand to Gandalf in a signal for quiet and gave a short but courteous bow as he held Thorin’s gaze.

    “Bilbo Baggins, at your service,” he said and finally stepped inside, a bemused Thorin giving way almost without thought. Whoever this was, if he would dare to quiet Gandalf – well, perhaps this night still had a chance to turn for the better.

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    Dean thought he was portraying Fili correctly.
    Dean thought wrong.
    Fili decided once and for all to fix the gross misrepresentation of his Name.
    Welcome to Middle Earth, Dean. Let the ‘schooling’ begin.

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    Bilbo Baggins was a schizophrenic - he couldn't tell what was real and what was not. Life in Hobbiton Insane Asylum was as normal as possible for a schizophrenic...that is, until he meets Thorin Oakenshield, and he finds himself questioning whether love is real or just a figment of his imagination....

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    Quite literally nothing but shameless Ri Brothers adorableness, and fluffy Orilik.
    Written for Lissinator on tumblr.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a Professor of English Literature teaching at the University of Washington. To get to work and home, he passes under the Fremont Bridge. On his way home from work one day, there’s a man being pulled out of the Volkswagen Beetle cemented in the stone troll’s hand.

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    I wrote this long ago...literally not long after seeing the film, I revamped it and decided to post it. It's not much, but I think some parts are cute enough to share with mutual fans...Basically, the dwarves are involved in a Bar Fight and Gandalf has to bail them out ;-)

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    One summer, Faramir, Boromir and their cousin Elphir go to Mordor to watch a war re-enactment. Oh, and Aragorn and Arwen come too.

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    Just a scrap of not much of anything. For a Femslash Friday submission. Not very slashy even under a microscope. But if I say it is, it is. The requirements are actually flexible. Women liking women is sufficient. (Characters: Anairë, Eärwen, Galadriel, and Aredhel.) Also, doubling as a birthday tiny treat for Zeen.

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    Fingolfin always gives his children pet names after they're born. Following Argon's arrival, Fingon, Turgon, and Aredhel discuss theirs and tensions between Fingon and Turgon reveal themselves.

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    Kink Meme Prompt Fill
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    Bilbo has magic, but it's not very strong, so he doesn't say anything to the Company. He doesn't want them to rely on his magic abilities and then be disappointed when he lets them down.

    During the Bo5A, though, he sees all the death and destruction and lashes out with his magic, which ends up destroying the bad guys and catching everyone's attention. Turnings out, Bilbo just hadn't found the right thing to unlock his magic and now that it is, he is extremely powerful.

    Bilbo uses his magic to make everyone sit down and work out their bullshit and focuses particularly on Thorin, who has been a big fucking idiot. Bilbo is scary when in magic mode (which I laughingly imagine as Aang's Avatar state), so no one argues and comes to a peace treaty.

    Thorin is more than a little bit turned on Bilbo this way and asks if Bilbo would kill him with magic if Thorin asked to sleep with him.

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    After the death of Thorin Oakenshield and his nephews, Bilbo returned to the Shire to live a quiet life, secretly mourning what he lost in the Battle of the Five Armies. The journey to Valinor promises to finally give him peace before he will rest forever. But sometimes things aren't as hopeless as they seem and there might be a happy end for the old hobbit after all.

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    When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities.
    Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit who might be trying to court one another without the other knowing - while their companions are either helpful or confusingly gleeful.

    Direct Spoilers for the end of the book though this is an alternate ending.

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    Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legolas/OC

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    A man falls in love with a merman. Will they find their happiness against all odds?

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    Forces conspire to lure Elrohir back into a nightmare: his estranged friend and captain, their Orc guide, and the hidden evil in Moria’s depths, threatening the very security of the Elven realms.

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    10/?
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    Elves and Men do not share the same anatomy. Aragorn knew about the strange build of Elven men before - but in his wedding night he finds out about the secrets of Elven maidens.

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    Kíli discovers Beorn’s stash of mead. Shenanigans ensue.

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