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In which the gay bar is Stalberg's idea and Kaner doesn't notice Jon pretending to be his boyfriend.
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The only reason Jonny even meets her is because Patrick decided to go out for drinks the night before and was late to meet him for coffee the next morning.
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They're in their hotel room after the Oilers game when Kaner asks, "Why does this whole meditation thing matter so much to you, anyway?"
"It helps me focus and relax," Johnny says, hoping that'll satisfy him.
But Kaner's eyes widen. "You mean you'd act even weirder if you didn't meditate? Shit, dude – now I kind of want to see what you'd be like without it."
"You really, really don't," Johnny says.
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When NHL star Patrick Kane's off-ice antics finally get him into trouble for the last time, captain and best friend Jonathan Toews has one final trump card to keep him from being traded: marriage...to each other. But between being the first openly gay hockey players, facing down a lockout, and the fact that Patrick has been in love with Jonny for years, will these two ever be able to work past their miscommunication to realize that their marriage may not be as much of a sham as they think it is?
Written for the Harlequin Big Bang 2013.
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- Part 1 of Married Verse
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a recording of 'the best thing that's ever been mine' by rsadelle.
(author's summary) They never stopped loving each other, not really.
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Kaner likes Oshie but Tazer likes Kaner is basically what's happening here
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It's not that Jonny lies.
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Co-written with my wonderful friend, Beddee.
Storylines contained in this fic have been plucked from our childhood memories of John & Marlena’s ridiculously cheesy epic love story on Days of Our Lives and modified to fit our current love for Johnny & Patrick.
Background – if you didn’t watch Days of Our Lives in the late 90s you truly can’t imagine the wonderful nonsense they threw out at us. Nothing was too ridiculous and we were obsessed (and Marlena was possessed). So today we are taking those golden storylines from our past and turning them into an epic hockey love story complete with lies, sabotage, kidnapping, and some serious hilarity.
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It starts like this:
Well, okay, Patrick has no idea how it actually starts. But as pertains to him (in other words, the important part), it goes a little something like so:
America, being a nation composed in large part of a melting pot of immigrants who may or may not have taken over land already owned by others using less-than-savory means, doesn’t have much of a magical national identity. Much less a magical continental identity. There’s no grand heritage going back thousands of years. Magical families home-schooled all their kids until, like, the 1800’s, and tough for the muggle-born, apparently. Hopefully you got noticed by someone who knew what to do with you before you got burned at the stake. Since you probably can’t control your powers, sport.
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A Regency AU. Jonathan Toews, captain of a regiment of sharpshooters in the Napoleonic Wars, suffers a head injury in battle that ends his career. Back in England recovering, he realizes that, as the heir to the family estate, he must wed. At a ball, Jonathan meets Jacqueline Kane—and her brother, Patrick. Parties, fencing, secrets and misunderstandings ensue.
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Kaner doesn’t find out that Tazer has a boyfriend until the third week of the season. He has, like, a legit long-term, long distance boyfriend.
“So that’s who you are always talking to-your BOYFRIEND?” They are sitting in their hotel room after Jonny had spent the last 45 minutes standing in the hallway shirtless and talking in hushed tones. Kaner had finally asked him who he was always talking to and his mind was blown after Jonny had mumbled that it was Max, his boyfriend. Kaner literally dropped the bottle of gatorade he was holding and mimicked with his hands his head being blown up.
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the one in which Kaner turns into a barbie and it's all Broshie's fault by peekaboo88, psharp10
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25 Nov 2012
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just as the title says.
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The world changes after the Zombies rise.
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TJ Oshie has a ridiculous tattoo, but Tazer still has sex with him because of reasons. (Or random inexplicable porn).
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Some people come to a city, play hard, and then to wind down, they get married.
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They never stopped loving each other, not really.
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The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. -Wilma Scott Heide
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In which the gay bar is Stalberg's idea and Kaner doesn't notice Jon pretending to be his boyfriend.
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In the end, Johnny's choice had come down to Buffalo State or Boston College.
Or, in which there are first times, phone sex and T.J. Oshie. Not necessarily in that order. Sequel to promise i'm worthy (to hold in your arms).
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- Part 2 of One and Only
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I can't believe I'm actually calling it that, but I REALLY can't believe I wrote this in the first place. Yesterday I called for prompts and Puckling said 'KANER/TAZER/BROSHIE, GO!' and this...is the result. Kaner convinces Tazer that a threesome with TJ will be a totally awesome idea. Tazer ponders the choices in his life that have led him to this point.
Except really it's just bro porn.