16 Works in Sybil Ramkin/Havelock Vetinari

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    There are a lot of things Downey hadn't been told. There are also a lot of things he hadn't told. And maybe at the end of the day he can play piano again.

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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    A collection of one-shots exploring the name, and the relationship behind it.

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    "You know," Sybil commented mildly, "Rosie was asking me what it was like, to have the two most powerful men in Ankh-Morpork among my conquests."

    Sybil Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, and some mildly kinky flirting in his office.

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    "You know," Sybil commented mildly, "Rosie was asking me what it was like, to have the two most powerful men in Ankh-Morpork among my conquests."

    Sybil Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, and some mildly kinky flirting in his office.

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    Havelock Vetenari didn't love anyone, not in any way that another person cold quantify. But if he could, it would be her.

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    This is to be a series of vignettes/one-shots on ALL possible pairings for characters specified from the Watch arc.

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    “But do you really hate me that much?” said Vetinari. If his voice had been deceptively light before, now it was as soft as a knife wrapped in satin. “Did it ever occur to you that you might get poisoned as well as me? You spent quite a bit of time here at the Palace, over that week.”

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    Four times Vetinari didn't fall in love, and one time she did.

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    Vetinari's shadow flickered over him like an uneasy apparition, angle shifted every other heartbeat by the changing of the lights.
    'What did she tell you?'
    Vimes stalled for time, looking away, but then looking back so the man in front of him wouldn't think he was angry, or disappointed, or worse, dismissive.
    'She said I was a fool and a coward,' said Vimes. 'Nice home truths to hear from the wife, eh?' He trailed off, not sure where to put his hands. He was just standing there, after all, it shouldn't matter where his hands were, but something about Vetinari always made him aware of it, always made him want to punch something, or cradle something gently until it hatched and sang.

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    There's a lot of V/V slash on AO3—I've written some myself. It's fun to imagine the energy of hate between them turned to the energy of passion. But there is very little Vetinari/Sibyl ship. Why couldn't their friendship bloom into something more? It's an AU set after Guards, Guards. I couldn't make Sam disappear, or make him have never existed, so that left only a few possibilities. This is one.

    COMPLETE--Ch.2 and 3 posted 2/8/15

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    Lord Vetinari and Sir Samuel Vimes discover slash fanart about themselves

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    “A woman,” Roberta Meserole had said once, lighting a long black cigarette with a silver lighter, “hides in plain sight. Visibility, Haveline, is our most important asset—”

    She looked up. Around. “Haveline,” she said, “that is not funny.”

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    or, how Ankh-Morpork acquired its first female Patrician very, very quietly.

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    Sequel to Best Kept Secrets. With Sam ameniable (or at least too stunned to object), Sybil moves next to pull Havelock into orbit. Whether he means to let her or not.

    Sybil/Havelock, Sybil/Sam/Havelock.

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    After a brief romance at the end of Guards! Guards! Sam Vimes ends things with Lady Ramkin. Her rebound has repercussions beyond Sam's wildest imagination.

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