1 - 20 of 32 Works in Sybil Ramkin/Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari finds himself burdened with some inconvenient emotions.

    ...Well, mostly just the one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    160
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,564
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    246
  3. Tags
    Summary

    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    152
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,967
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    621
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Just a very short, sappy snippet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    369
  6. Tags
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    301
  7. Tags
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    238
  8. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1788
  9. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of one-shots exploring the name, and the relationship behind it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,108
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    522
  10. Tags
    Summary

    I said I don’t like this threesome, but for last fucking WEEKS I’ve been getting intrusive thoughts about them and honestly I give up. I ship them now. Another notp straight into otp. Fuck me.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    445
  11. Tags
    Summary

    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    187
  12. Tags
    Summary

    "You know," Sybil commented mildly, "Rosie was asking me what it was like, to have the two most powerful men in Ankh-Morpork among my conquests."

    Sybil Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, and some mildly kinky flirting in his office.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    120
  13. Tags
    Summary

    How the world turned after Night Watch. Hypothetically.

     

    Sequel to Pseudopolis by Resonant

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1142
  14. Tags
    Summary

    "You know," Sybil commented mildly, "Rosie was asking me what it was like, to have the two most powerful men in Ankh-Morpork among my conquests."

    Sybil Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, and some mildly kinky flirting in his office.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1281
  15. Tags
    Summary

    [Oh lover, do not be less than a moth
    When would a lover avoid the flame?]
    Vimes asks how she can be so calm about it.

    She says it’s different, from the outside. Like watching a person gasp at clean air, wrapping clean cool release around singed, burnt skin. You once said that the Patrician reminded you of cool mechanics and ice.

    Vimes says, No do not remind me. I think I might have been wrong.

     

    /I cannot promise anything only that words are used to create sentences but whether or not *sense* is achieved I leave to the reader's discretion. Also, as Borges says, “Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time.”\

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    953
  16. Tags
    Summary

    “But do you really hate me that much?” said Vetinari. If his voice had been deceptively light before, now it was as soft as a knife wrapped in satin. “Did it ever occur to you that you might get poisoned as well as me? You spent quite a bit of time here at the Palace, over that week.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1194
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari's shadow flickered over him like an uneasy apparition, angle shifted every other heartbeat by the changing of the lights.
    'What did she tell you?'
    Vimes stalled for time, looking away, but then looking back so the man in front of him wouldn't think he was angry, or disappointed, or worse, dismissive.
    'She said I was a fool and a coward,' said Vimes. 'Nice home truths to hear from the wife, eh?' He trailed off, not sure where to put his hands. He was just standing there, after all, it shouldn't matter where his hands were, but something about Vetinari always made him aware of it, always made him want to punch something, or cradle something gently until it hatched and sang.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1853
  18. Tags
    Summary

    When Ankh-Morpork gets its first free library, and starts to feed a craving it never knew it had for trashy horror novels, weird happenings begin to threaten the cohesion of the city. Sam Vimes – and his lady wife – must solve the mystery and save the day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    35
  19. Tags
    Summary

    This is an alternate timeline for "Looking Down" that splits off at about chapter 6. Sam needs to face his past and somehow gets it in his head that he wants Vetinari to come with him and Sybil on their honeymoon. Sybil/Sam/Vetinari lemon and smut warning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,870
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    399
  20. Tags
    Summary

    A small, fluffy interlude in which Sam, Sybil and Havelock physically negotiate the differences their developing relationship has made to them. Also, Sam gets accidentally kicked out of the bed. Damn near twice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1795

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation