17 Works in Swiss Army Man (2016)

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    Hank and Manny explore their beach house, and find the master bedroom. Manny wants Hank to give him a blow job, but Hank can only do it as "Sarah". Smut ensues.

    NC-17.

    “OH GOD!” Manny screamed when he saw his reflection. “OH GOD! OH MY GOD!”
    “Shhh, shhh.” Involuntarily Hank rocked him back and forth like a baby. “You’re beautiful.”
    "I’m disgusting,” Manny moaned. “I’m a disgusting sack of shit.”

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    Hank and Manny wake up to find unwelcome visitors.

    Readers have wondered if Manny is still dead. He's alive. And I can't believe I just wrote about a character, "if Manny is still dead". GOD I love this movie!

    Manny rolled over, facing Hank, his arms still folded against his body. Manny’s huge blue eyes looked into Hank’s. “If you were taken from me,” Manny said slowly, “I would die again. I’m not going to be empty.”
    “Don’t say that! It’s not going to happen, okay?” Hank put his hand to Manny’s face. “It’s not going to happen. I’m not going to let it happen.”

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    Winter is coming. It's time to leave the woods and move indoors. Hank's found the perfect place, with a great surprise for Manny.

    Freezing, it’s fucking freezing,
    Thunk!
    We need to leave here, to find a new home--
    Thunk!
    There’s gonna be a better way to get out of here
    Thunk!

    Hank pulled Manny back and let go. Manny’s arms crashed through the logs, cutting them into pieces.

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    What if Hank never ran away?
    What if Manny never killed himself?
    What if everything was happy, just for once?

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    What happens when a fanfic writer leaves her characters in a very strange place. E.G. Two characters in search of a fic writer.

    Fanart by swissarmyfam (https://swissarmyfam.tumblr.com/)

    This is not a part of the After Verse. Just a weird little thing.

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    Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. And inadvertently himself.

    “I still don’t know what masturbation is, or how it works. You don’t masturbate, do you, Hank?”
    “Sometimes.”
    “Teach me how to masturbate.”

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    Despite not wanting to, Hank returns as "Sarah". He's in for a very nice surprise.

    Hank went back to their lean-to, and dug through the piles of clothes. He pulled out the wig and dress, pulled off his pants. Dressed as Sarah, he went back to where Manny sat. Hank made his hips swing just a little more.
    Manny’s face lit up, eyes wide, mouth breaking into a happy open-mouthed smile. “Sarah!”
    “I’m back, Manny. Missed me?”
    “Yeah. Come here, I wanna kiss you, come here!”

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    Hank surprises Manny by taking him to a playground in the middle of the night.
    They break into the boy's locker room so that Hank can steal clothing and give Manny a shower. They discover another miracle.
    It's going great until the security guard shows up.

    “Okay, buddy, let’s get you cleaned up.”
    Hank hauled Manny to a shower stall, grabbing a plastic chair on the way. Once in the shower, he propped Manny up on the chair. “We have to take your clothes off.”
    “Why?” Manny asked, suspicious.
    “Cause that’s what you do when you take a shower. You’ve been my shower plenty of times.”

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    In the aftermath of their quarrel, "Sarah" is gone. Manny refuses to have anything to do with Hank. Until Hank comes up with an ingenious remedy.

    Hank rigged a rope pulley system on a tree branch that would rock Manny back and forth. But once he had Manny in it, the tree branch broke.
    “Ow! Shit!” Hank yelped as Manny and the branch fell on top of him. So, that didn’t work. There wasn’t another branch sturdy enough.
    Manny kept saying, “Can we have sex? Please?”

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    One day, Hank meets a man named Manny on the bus.

    A month later, Manny washes up dead on the island Hank is stranded on.

    They save each other. They survive. And it is beautiful.

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    When they ran away, Hank told Manny they didn't need the real Sarah, they have "our" Sarah. But while kissing Manny, Hank forgets which one he is.

    “Can I put my penis in you?”
    Oh, shit!
    Hank bucked Manny off onto the ground and snatched off the wig.
    “Sarah! Why did you stop?”
    Hank stared at the wig. He clutched his head, shaking it violently. “Sarah’s gone,” he said. “Sarah’s gone.”
    Manny was clearly baffled. “What did I do? Should I not have talked about my penis?”

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    Hank and Manny make it to a new shore, and Hank quickly builds a home in the wilderness.

    But now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank doesn't know how to answer. So Manny demands to talk to "Sarah".

    "Sarah, do you like chocolate? Hank gave me some chocolate last night. If I could eat chocolate every day, I’d be happy. You know what else I liked? Hank put his fingers in my mouth.”
    Hank froze. “That...uh...was nice of Hank.”
    “I want him to do it again, even if there’s no chocolate. Sarah, I want his fingers in my mouth. I want to kiss Hank, but he’s a guy. Maybe it’s okay if he just puts his fingers in my mouth?” Hank was getting excited. He felt his penis hardening. Wow, this is fast.

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    Hank's Father: Hank, what are you trying to do to me? What would your mother think?
    Hank: I think she'd be happy somebody loves me.

    Hank tried to run off with Manny, but Manny wouldn't come to life until Hank was handcuffed and being led away by the police. This is what happened afterwards.

    As he watches Manny fart off into the distance, Hank realizes he can't live without his multi-purpose tool guy. It will take more than handcuffs, a busted leg, and nearly drowning to keep them apart.

    This is part of the After Verse, a series of episodes taking place after the end of the movie.

     

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    After Manny left, Hank works to achieve his goals in life: Find friends, communicate with his dad, get a job, fall in love again. Years down the road and he's accomplished all of them, except for the last one. For some reason, his heart refuses to let go of Manny. He's in denial about needing the living corpse, but will he deny it when confronted with the very person he needs?

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    Hank is a sad cat. Manny is a water vole.

    This is just crazy.

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    Manny needs help in getting "rid" of his erection.

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    A different take on the cheese puff dust finger licking scene, using a different finger, and Manny actually remembers something? Hank has masturbation angst but Manny is indirectly helping him deal??

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