14 Works in Swiss Army Man (2016)

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    Summary

    What happens when a fanfic writer leaves her characters in a very strange place. E.G. Two characters in search of a fic writer.

    Fanart by swissarmyfam (https://swissarmyfam.tumblr.com/)

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    English
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    313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Hits:
    24
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    What if Hank never ran away?
    What if Manny never killed himself?
    What if everything was happy, just for once?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,050
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    51
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    Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. And inadvertently himself.

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    English
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    1,852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    56
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    Despite not wanting to, Hank returns as "Sarah". He's in for a very nice surprise.

    “Sarah, I wish I could give you presents. I wish I could give you uh—um—breadsticks.”
    “Breadsticks?”
    “Or chocolate.”

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    English
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    2,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    114
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    Hank surprises Manny by taking him to a playground in the middle of the night. Hank and Manny talk about growing up, and Hank helps Manny use the rides.

    They break into the boy's locker room so that Hank can steal clothing and give Manny a shower.

    It's going great until the security guard shows up.

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    English
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    3,485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    188
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    In the aftermath of their quarrel, "Sarah" is gone. Manny refuses to have anything to do with Hank. Until Hank comes up with an ingenious remedy.

    "I want to have sex! Can we have sex, please?"

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    English
    Words:
    1,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    202
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    One day, Hank meets a man named Manny on the bus.

    A month later, Manny washes up dead on the island Hank is stranded on.

    They save each other. They survive. And it is beautiful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    122
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    When they ran away, Hank told Manny they didn't need the real Sarah, they have "our" Sarah. But while kissing Manny, Hank forgets which one he is, and freaks out.

    It turns out you can have a love triangle with only two people.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    147
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    Hank and Manny make it to a new shore, and Hank quickly builds a home in the wilderness.

    But now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank doesn't know how to answer. So Manny demands to talk to "Sarah".

    "Sarah, do you like chocolate?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,783
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    216
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    Hank's Father: Hank, what are you trying to do to me? What would your mother think?
    Hank: I think she'd be happy somebody loves me.

    Hank tried to run off with Manny, but Manny wouldn't come to life until Hank was handcuffed and being led away by the police. This is what happened afterwards.

    As he watches Manny fart off into the distance, Hank realizes he can't live without his multi-purpose tool guy. It will take more than handcuffs, a busted leg, and nearly drowning to keep them apart.

    This is part of the After Verse, a series of episodes taking place after the end of the movie.

     

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    449
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    After Manny left, Hank works to achieve his goals in life: Find friends, communicate with his dad, get a job, fall in love again. Years down the road and he's accomplished all of them, except for the last one. For some reason, his heart refuses to let go of Manny. He's in denial about needing the living corpse, but will he deny it when confronted with the very person he needs?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,225
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    209
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    Hank is a sad cat. Manny is a water vole.

    This is just crazy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Manny needs help in getting "rid" of his erection.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    487
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    A different take on the cheese puff dust finger licking scene, using a different finger, and Manny actually remembers something? Hank has masturbation angst but Manny is indirectly helping him deal??

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    843

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