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    For Lovely Little Ficlets 2015!

    A chance encounter leads Balthazar to meet the gang. He finds himself really liking everybody, and really-really liking somebody. But when his ex gets thrown into the mix, can he stick around and deal with it, or should he just cut his losses?

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    When a florist named Simon comes to Atlantis why can't he get over the drug addicted wraith he helps? And how in the world did a florist even end up in Atlantis?

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    “Seriously? This is how you get off?” Stiles said, knowing Derek was raging hard at all the contact, “A million interns, paralegals and judges, all salivating to ride that pathetic little dick and you need a fucking pencil pusher to spank you? Can you imagine what they’d think if they saw you here?”

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    A Tranquil went into the Fade. Eilan Trevelyan walked out. And even with all of Thedas thrown into chaos, recovering the parts of himself that he lost might be his greatest challenge. But no one said he had to do it alone.

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    In a parallel world, Malcolm Tucker doesn't return to the government after being bested by Steve Fleming, instead taking a lucrative offer to be personal spin doctor to the wealthy Peter Tyler. It’s all fun and games until the daughter Pete never had comes to stay. DW-The Thick of It crossover fic.

    Thanks to the indomitable thedoctordanceswithrose for the amazing beta!

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    Castiel Novak is a stripper and is one of the most desired workers at the gay strip club "The Dirty Angels." It's his way of paying his way through college.
    Dean Winchester is the CEO of an up-and-coming company. His steady income is slowly growing, as is the company.
    Dean wanders into the strip club one day in search of a good time and meets Angel. They immediately hit it off and things progress from there, but what happens when they get more serious?
    What would happen if Dean's secret stripper beau is exposed?

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    Alfred Noonien Booth was devastated when his childhood friend and crush, Hector Dixon, was with Peter Guillam. What was even more worse was Hector's public cruelty to Alfred, even though he had gone through everything to see him again. This is his journey back from the dark side.

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    When the world is overrun by dead cannibalistic lunatics near the end of summer, survivors try to withstand the obstacles they meet in order to get through the impending apocalypse as they become willing to do almost anything to preserve their own lives.
    Humanstuck, Zombiestuck. All characters are 18 years old.

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    Eren Jaeger is a hot-headed college student, who recently became the owner of his mother's flower shop after her death. Struggling to find his own place in this shitty town, his life is turned upside down when his shop is facing eviction. In effort to keep his mothers pride and joy alive, he and his adopted sister Mikasa decide to relocate to a cheaper location.

    Through very peculiar circumstances he finds himself sharing a building with a even more hot-tempered male named Levi who runs a tattoo parlor.

    The two become closer throughout the journey to keep their livelihoods intact. Will their romance bring hope or despair to their suffering businesses?

    Inspired by this tumblr post: killer--ink.tumblr.com/post/98500585558/i-passed-a-flower-shop-next-to-a-tattoo-shop-and

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    Lizzie's life is picking up until an accident changes everything and sends Drop Dead Fred to ask for the biggest favor imaginable in order to save her. Starts with the origin of how Fred became an imaginary friend. FredXLizzie pairing.

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    'Cause I feel so damn lost,
    And it comes with a cost of being alone.
    Everything is falling down.
    We're suffering, helpless thoughts and,
    Out we sing, prayers go to the sky,
    And if the earth ends up crumbling down to its knees baby,
    We just gotta get out. 

    'Ashton let the fog roll over him as he stopped feeling again, because feeling wasn’t necessary for this. Ashton simply became beating heart and electric nerves and outstretched hands.
    It didn’t matter that he was empty inside.’
     
    Or that fic where Ashton is struggling, Luke is hiding, and Michael and Calum just want to make things work. (And maybe Ashton and Luke fall in love too. Maybe.)

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    After the events at Grady Hospital, the group desperately needes a place to rest and heal. A small group of survivors offers them refuge, but they harbor a dark secret. Post season 5 mid-season finale.

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    Eren Yeager is pretty fucking done with life. He doesn't have any problems with himself; only with those around him. This whole system of school, more school, and then work doesn't settle well with him. On top of that, his home life is a mess with his ass of a father and hospitalized mother. The only people he can rely on are his adoptive sister Mikasa and his best friend Armin. But lately, even they aren't around as much with Mikasa gone to college and Armin constantly busy with his boyfriend, Jean. Eren feels more alone than usual.

    Enter Levi Rivaille, with an 'I don't give a fuck' attitude and a look to match. Eren's previous problems seem mediocre compared to this heavy metal storm and every encounter with him leads to more problems; only now, they're more tranquil than stressful.

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    To Gavin, waking up in a lucid dream-like state in random places was normal. But when his friends begin to go missing, It's probable that the new show called the "Midnight Channel" might have something to do with it.

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    Saevin's senses returned more fully once they were locked up in the holding cells, only barely catching herself as the guards that had gathered them up tossed her in by her arms. “Well... that wasn't supposed to happen,” Dorian announced from the cell beside hers.

    “No shit you stupid fucking twinkle fingered fuck-face!” Sera wailed from across the room. “Where the hell are we? If I live through this I'm gunna turn you two into fucking pudding just see if I fucking don't, what did you do?”

    “Calm down, Sera,” Saevin murmured, her head still aching.

    “Calm down? You two did something with your fucking magic now we're in Skyhold but it isn't Skyhold it's all messed up and there's elves everywhere and they aren't speaking fucking sense!” she shouted.

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    When some hard-to-please Unova teenagers come to the Sinnoh region for a field trip in Canalave City's Library, everything goes from a dull field trip to a wild, adventurous ride. Awaiting them is the story of Barry, Dawn, and Lucas and the fight to see who wins Lucas' hand in marriage and a trip that's to die for. (This is such a shit summary, I'm so sorry.)

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    Prince Karkat has a controlling father that simply must stop. As his father is away he had planned to lose himself to his best friend, but that shit was all canceled when the hell of Daddy dearest rains down upon the Makara Kingdom and Karkat finds himself being put on the stage of marrying the eldest son of the Makara family. But for what cost and why?

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    John figured having a night job working as the security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria definitely beat the idea of waiting tables. It sounded more exciting. His friends had all cheered him on with encouragements, albeit also with the reminder that the "Kid-friendly" establishment was once the place of a gruesome murder. After all, that had been years ago-so it wasn't relevant, right?

    Oh, how wrong he was indeed. When John asked for excitement, he didn't expect exactly what he was diving head first into.

    Now he's faced with demonic, possessed animatronics that want to stuff him into a suit alive at work, and two flatmates who want to eat him alive at home(not like he's complaining about that bit, mind you). He would quit, but John Watson is nothing if not one to stick it out, and stick it out he will do. He even grows to like the characters he had been hired to protect.

    If only Foxy would stop banging on his office door like a tax collector.

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    Oh no. Oh no no no. HELL no.

    Well...

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    Bilbo is not the innocent Gandalf knew, and when he comes to collect Bilbo for an adventure, he finds a much darker, far more shuttered hobbit than he expected. That doesn't stop him from unleashing mayhem on the Baggins of Bagend with a knack for talking himself out of any situation and the most guarded expression he's ever seen save one...
    But Bilbo is keeping secrets closer to the vest than any of the company, and as he employs a range of skills he wasn't expected to have, the reason behind Bilbo's darkness is slowly drawing towards the light, including why he doesn't have an Animal shift like the rest of the world...

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