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    Eren Yeager is pretty fucking done with life. He doesn't have any problems with himself; only with those around him. This whole system of school, more school, and then work doesn't settle well with him. On top of that, his home life is a mess with his hospitalized mother and abusive ass of a father. The only people he can rely on are: his adoptive sister Mikasa and his best friend Armin. But lately, even they aren't around as much with Mikasa gone to college and Armin constantly busy with his boyfriend, Jean. Eren feels more alone than usual.

    Enter Levi Rivaille, with an 'I don't give a fuck' attitude and a look to match. Eren's previous problems seem mediocre compared to this heavy metal storm and every encounter with him leads to more problems; only now, they're more tranquil than stressful.

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    "Fatal Attraction" SG1 style

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    Zombie AU? Minecraftia suffers a zombie apocalypse when the normally simple mob evolves into something quick and ravenous, and their mutation becomes contagious.

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    "The point is, Stiles, it's here in the sanctuary or within a week the hunters back home take care of you their way. This way, maybe you're screwed, but at least you're alive. After what happened to Al-"

    "What the hell is a sanctuary? It's a hospital, you just said-" Stiles bit the inside of his mouth to make himself shut up. He wasn't going to freak out. He wasn't going to make their jobs easier. Scott's dad already treated him like a mental case.

    "Hunters like the Argents have chosen a code, to hunt those who hunt. You hunted. Whether it was you or somebody who just looked a lot like you... They're just waiting on proof. For everyone's safety, you're here," the agent said.

    "Until when?"

    That one the agent didn't have an answer for. Stiles wanted to sic a werewolf on him.

     

    ...or...

    The Nogitsune was just a trigger switch. Now Stiles can't turn it off. For some reason though, Derek can.

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    “You are fascinating Johnny Boy. You seem to be the average Joe don’t you? Seem to be the simple boy with the good grades and the lily white reputation…” He leaned forward, so that he was pressed into John’s personal space, looking darkly into those baby-blues. “But you aren’t are you? You. Are so. Much. More.”
    Sherlock Holmes is the leader of a gang of greasers at Baker High. He is also incredibly bored. That changes when the new kid gets in his way, and does something very unexpected. Sherlock is interested, and tackles the new mystery - who is John Watson?

    Chapter 13 to be posted next Sunday - The shit hath hitteth the fan ^.^

    Updates roughly once a week, hopefully on Sundays.

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    In a parallel world, Malcolm Tucker doesn't return to the government after being bested by Steve Fleming, instead taking a lucrative offer to be personal spin doctor to the wealthy Peter Tyler. It’s all fun and games until the daughter Pete never had comes to stay. DW-The Thick of It crossover fic.

    Thanks to the indomitable thedoctordanceswithrose for the amazing beta!

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    Sometimes enemies are the best friends you can have.

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    “Welcome, welcome to the Hunt of the Yandere!”
    Aw, shit!

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    It would never work out, he reasons to himself, because Miro is the powerful and intelligent editor-and-chief of GQ Magazine and Thomas struggles with basic Algebra.
    In which Thomas is Miroslav's assistant and is also slightly in-love with him.

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    Anonymous said:
    ERMERGERD you're my prompt QUEEN!!!! "How do two men have sex" 10/10 Thank you for taking all my prompts, I feel like we're some fucking team. (More like 20/80 tho cause you do all the lovely work) I love the way you write Yev! :) Okay so maybe Mandy suragotting for Ian and Mickey (Yev is around 5) and they're picking out names and Ian kinda gets silly with all his frantic research on the 'best' and 'most natural' and 'nesting' with Mickey and Yev to prepare for HER arrival

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    Matt's new roommate, and best friend, is hiding something. And he's determined to find out what it is

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    "I do want to be your friend. Your. Your Boy. Friend. Your boyfriend. Like, holdin’ hands and stuff."

    Nico was healing nicely, and he was helping around the tent, and he was mingling in camp and making friends and doing well. Despite the fact that he was still a little scattered in terms of spirit – if Nico tried to shadow-travel even from one cabin to another he was likely to faint – when it came to matters of the heart Nico was still dense.

    Or - the fic where Will Solace confesses to Nico in the most awkward fashion possible.

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    “YO! Kirschtein!” Eren’s voice filtered through the speaker and made Jean wince at the volume.
    Jean furrowed his brows and contorted his face into something resembling a scowl. “Th’ fuck Eren?”
    “Let’s get outta here! Go someplace fun!” That man had too much enthusiasm for this hour.
    “Dude, it’s like 3:30 in the morning,” Jean complained.
    “So I’m assuming you’re not busy?” Eren asked. Jean could tell he was grinning, so satisfied.

     

    Eren drags Jean on a road trip with no destination, and Jean decides there are worse fates than this.

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    Geoff Ramsey is the most notorious and most feared criminal in the country. That is until he gets a new rival by the name of Burnie Burns, who had left Geoff's world several years prior. Now he has to build up his gang and face the man he used to call his best friend.

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    Wade decide que vengar a Peter es la mejor opción para sus problemas... el castaño difiere en esto, pero al final, es Wade quien sostiene la katana.

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    Malcolm Tucker met a lot of people in his life. Not many made an impression on him.

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    It was hard enough being April O'Neil's intern pupil, simply because she had been the laughing stock of Channel 6 news ever since that Sachs incident. But she wants me to help her with the stupid 'Vigilante' story without giving me any information. Jesus, throw me a bone here, I'm not Batman.

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    “Don’t you dare!” she hissed, drawing her face closer. Her cheeks were flushed in righteous anger, her eyes were clear and bright. She seemed heedless of the fact that his fingers were curled around her small wrist in an iron grip. “You made it clear that you didn’t want to be - how did you put it - my boyfriend. Don’t you dare act like a cheated lover. You don’t have the right.”

    Chapter 3: The Doctor doesn't kick ass, Clara reconsiders what it means to be "The Doctor", and the affair officially begins. Last chapter.

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    Logan Walker.

    I will haunt you forever.

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    Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won't stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

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