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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    Aragon was the best of both worlds, at least to the man in black. Half human & half elemental sorcerer with a heap of untapped potential. The nineteen year old didn't know what to think of the entire situation even after years of being aware of it.

    He has one of two choices, both of which can impact his entire future. Aragon can stay where he'd grown up most of his life, Keystone Earth, or travel to Mid-World & discover the other half of his heritage.

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    Victor finds a young woman who survived a werewolf attack. So where are the rest of the pack?

    Maybe he could help. What's in it for him?

    Originally posted Published at: 2017-03-19, Removed due to lack of interest. But someone contacted me on Tumblr and said they loved it, so I'm putting it back.

    I'm not totally happy with it, but here it is.

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    31/?
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    Lance just moved into his first apartment and is in desperate need of a job, an actual Iife, and everything that has to do with Takashi Shirogane. Now completely smitten with Shiro, Lance discovers that his newest crush works at a burlesque club in downtown Chicago, and falls completely in love with the life of the dancers on stage. Lance will settle for nothing less than to be on that stage with the beautiful, black-haired beauty named Keith.

    Keith, a former stripper and now a burlesque dancer, fell in love and has yet to recover from it. His relationship with Shiro was cut short after an incident at Keith's previous workplace, which led him to seek a job out at Downtown Daibazaal. Shiro's strict rules on not dating coworkers makes working with Shiro difficult, if not intolerable. With no other place to go to, Keith is forced to work through his feelings, or risk leaving the club for another unsafe work environment. It definitely doesn't help this new dancer manages to sweep Shiro off his feet without even trying.

    While Lance swoons over Keith's incredible dance routines, Keith can't help but loathe every part of Lance for winning Shiro over.

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    Bri is a fighter and a damn good one. She is determined, knows how to save Thedas, and will; but still bound and crippled by the mental chains of over a decade of physical and emotional abuse, will she ever be strong enough to truly save herself?

    Slow burn novelization of the day to day of A Modern girl in Thedas.

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    10/?
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    10
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    Reddie / Stenbrough

    Angsty teens living angsty dreams

    Loosely inspired by the song by The Lumineers.

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    7/?
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    Keith and Lance wake up in the same bed together with no idea how they got there. Shenanigans ensue.

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    What if the boys were all on the wrong side of the law? What if they acted more like vigilantes and killers? Possibly they are not all sane and most may not be in character. Pretty serious story. Warnings provide

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    17/?
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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    67/?
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    The year is 1890 and Unova has decided to unify its Trainers beneath the Pokemon League banner. To elect its first Champion, the brilliant mind of Stephen Steel suggested the Steel Ball Run: a cross-regional race to collect eight precious Badges from President Valentine's chosen Trainers. Enchanted by the prospect of becoming Unova's strongest person, over three thousand people gather and make up the contestants of the Steel Ball Run.

    Johnny Joestar, a paraplegic ex-Trainer, was attracted to the Steel Ball Run based on its spectacle but when a mysterious foreigner turns up, he enters the race determined to learn the secret of Gyro Zeppeli's peculiar Spin technique. What begins as a selfish goal unrelated to the Championships turns into an epic quest to win all eight Badges and take the crown as President Valentine seems to have some sinister connection to Team Pax Unova: a group of thugs in search of the legendary heroes of Truth and Ideal. Along the way, Johnny will learn many things if he is to become the very best.

     

    Update Schedule: Wednesday midday

    Affiliated with the @steelpokeballrun tumblr

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    Gwenaëlle, the Dragonborn, had defeated Alduin. On her way home from Sovngarde, she seems to have taken a wrong turn and ended up in Thedas. Will the Inquisition accept her or destroy her?

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    14/?
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    In which members of Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco and Twenty One Pilots are in high school and also in a group chat.

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    When Pete finally decided to accept the sweet release of death, he hadn't really expected to deal with the consequences of his actions.

    He'd either expected white fluffy clouds, angels with halos, and pearly gates. Hellfire, demons and eternal screaming. Or, the same darkness he'd been in before he'd been born.

    No, he'd expected to be long gone by the time any tears were shed, but sometimes, just sometimes, Pete had the worst luck imaginable.

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    Kihyun is a pink haired delinquent and Hoseok is a college student with brains bigger than his muscles. There's really no reason why they should be associated with each other, except for the reason that Hoseok is tutoring him.

    Also known as, Hoseok stole Kihyun's weed and Kihyun wants it back.

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    Hey there folks UwU

    So, I'm planning on maybe 15 chapters, that's my goal, 10 is okay, any less and I will be disappointed in myself xD':

    Also, a little disclaimer, I have only watched the show guys, I haven't read anything so I honestly am basing Negan's character off the show and fanfics only ahhh h, sorry. I haven't really worked with a character like this before so I'm quite terrified haha.

    BUT okay the summaryyyy:
    I'm just kinda gonna see where the writing takes me, but I know for a fact that the reader is perceived as female, kinda on the chubby side, alone, has some mental health issues, and is fatally shy/quiet. Annnd we all know how Negan is, basically the opposite? To your surprise, however, he finds you to be the most precious and beautiful thing he's ever seen. But, what will happen when you find out the behind the scenes of this egotistical man?

    GUYS I also want to say that this is very very triggering. It's full of self-harm, abusive behavior, and toxic relationships. While everything may be all happy and butterflies at the end, do not think this is how real life is. If you're in a relationship like this? BREAK IT OFF.

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    all they can do is hold each other to keep themselves from falling apart.

    all they have is now and the music

    apologies in advance: expect unreliable updates as tagged because I actually have to plan this (so I can be happy with what im writing). I forgot about the planning, so it's going to be long ride, trust me.

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    13/?
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    *****!!!!! On hiatus due to emergency!!!!!*****

    A practitioner of the arcane awakens in a field, naked and alone, with no memory of how she got there. The quest for answers will drive her through a land which she has never set foot in, yet finds all too familiar. As the truth of her past is slowly revealed she discovers more than she seeks, and the line between right and wrong blurs beyond recognition. New conflicts arise, bringing with them both friends and enemies. She finds that learning who she can and cannot trust is not nearly as difficult, as learning whether or not she can trust herself.

    \\PLEASE READ THE TAGS. I WILL NOT BE POSTING WARNINGS BEFORE EACH CHAPTER .//

    //CHAPTERS WITH SMUT MARKED WITH *\\

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    37/?
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    10/10: oh my god Naruto is a fucking furry

    shikamaru: aren't we all?

    I'mNotWearingContacts: No we fucking aren't, you fucking nasty

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    1/1
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    It takes place during The Blind Banker (S1 E2). I created a character named Emma who is a cousin to Lestrade who had previously been living in America married to a horribly abusive man, whom she finally stood up to and got a divorce from, she left America and went to stay with her cousin. She met Sherlock and John through her cousin. She is an artist and was intrigued by Sherlock and asked to draw him, which led to her always hanging out at Baker St. with the boys. Where she will just sit for hours quietly drawing them, clients, and occasionally drawing something for John’s blog. Someone took an interest in her and Sherlock gets annoyed about it.

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    All Juno wanted was to live his life as normally as he could as a detective and loner, not to be sucked into the wild life of a Grimm that's friends with fucking Wesen.

    .....

    Green. I am blinded by the green that has captured my eyes. Captivated me with it's deep color, radiating with warmth. Warm. I am consumed by the warmth of his very presence, his touch sending shocks of heat through me. Scent. His scent intoxicating me whenever he's by me.

    I don't understand. Why does this man haunt my mind? I want him. I need him. But I can't. If he knew what I am, he will never want me. He will leave.

    "I can't show who I really am. I can't feel this way about him. I'm a monster... So why isn't he scared? But even so... As long as he doesn't leave... I will be content."

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    2
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