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    jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it off

    shmoopie: STOP

    minsugagenius: I'm a master baby with your bra

    shmoopie: I'M CRYUNG YOONGI WHY 

    jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it off

    hoesucc: I can help you slide those panties off

    jimbo: Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights

    shmoopie: FUCK ALL OF YOU RIGH IN THE FUCKING ASSHOLE 

    shmoopie: I HATE ALL OF YOU I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIE

    [shmoopie left IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY]

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    ***PLEASE NOTE - this is NOT your typical Bughead fic, while their relationship is mentioned and has existed in the timeline of this story, they are currently NOT the main relationship pairing or focus and the end game relationship is still undecided by myself.***

    Five years ago Jughead Jones left Riverdale and the girl he loved to make something of himself. He knew he shattered her heart but if he would ever be good enough for her he needed to do this, both for her and for himself. Now, at 24, the successful writer returns to his home town hoping to catch the one that got away, except a lot has changed. Riverdale is not the town he knew, the people are not the same people he left behind and maybe sometimes you can't go back, maybe sometimes it's not what it seems.

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    Betty Coopers heart was shattered not once but twice at the tender age of 18. She thinks she might never love as strongly again but sometimes love is found in the most unsuspecting places.

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    From slave to acolyte to Dark Lord, Darth Nox has a unique perspective on what it means to be Sith. Theron Shan is a man who has given over his life in service to the Republic, using work to try and cope with abandonment issues gained from being hurt too many times by those who were supposed to love him. What happens when two people who are programmed to hate each other fall in love?

    This fic will run alongside the Shadow of Revan storyline and into Fallen Empire and beyond. I've tried to incorporate some of the dialogue from the game in with my own stuff...hopefully it's not too jarring!

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    Jungkook develops a complex that leads to anorexic/bulimic behavior following a particularly bad argument with Jimin. Yoongi tries to help. Jimin's in denial.

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    I am an asshole, not going to sugar coat it, make up something about how I am a kind and reasonable person. No, I am a real jerk, and now I am an asshole in thedas.

    I have come from the outback to the frostbacks.

    Hope thedas is ready cause I'm not.

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    Lance has issues. Keith is familiar with his low self-esteem. After a recent battle picks at Lance's insecurities, Keith is there to comfort him.

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    Makoto thought that after they escaped everything would be fine. He certainly didn't expect for a trio of crimson eyed ultimates to appear saying they needed him to come with them, nor did he expect on taking a tranquilizer to the shoulder. Least of all, he didn't expect Junko Enoshima to have a will.

    A will that was entirely focused on him.

    AU that takes place after DR1. Characters from DR2.
    Light Kamukura-Hinata/Makoto

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    Yuri Plisetsky is a failure.
    He can't talk to people, and he can't make friends, and he's forever alone. He can't do Yuuri's beautiful piano playing justice, but he has to, somehow, but he can't. All he's ever wanted is to make the most important people in his life proud, but he can't.
    What a failure.
    ***
    In other words, Yuri's anger issues, violent fits, and isolation - explained. Yuri acts tough and proud, but he's breaking inside, he hates himself, and he doesn't know how to climb out of this identity crisis - of his heart of darkness.

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    Ladybug stared at her yoyo’s communication screen blankly. “I had to have heard that wrong,” she muttered, hitting the ‘replay message’ with her thumb.

    The black screen sprang to life, showing a furiously blushing Chat Noir ducked down behind a wall. There was a faint thudding boom, like a large firework, followed by a much more… masonry sounding boom, and the sound of stonework collapsing.

    #“Ladybug! There’s a Champion at Hôtel Matignon. She can fly, melee combat, no mind control. I think the Akuma is in her hammer, when she hits metal with it, it turns into, well, just about anything… including ranged weapons. Like cannons. She really likes cannons.”# There was another set of booms. #“…Very, very scary cannons. Calls herself the ‘Tinker’.”#

    Alright. Chat sounded a bit stressed, but the information was the usual type they tried to tell each other when one of them got to an Akumatized before the other. Basic bullet points of what they’d found to be the vital info. But then-

    #“PLEASE hurry, she doesn’t have leggings!”# Chat wailed on the recording, his blushes getting worse before he ended the call.

    No. She HAD heard it right the first time. Maybe it’d make sense when she got there.

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    "He's at Berk...He's at Berk..."

    Hiccup Haddock is in danger. Alvin the Treacherous, a man so evil they say he killed his own daughter, has escaped from the dreaded Viking prison of Azkaban. Hiccup's triumph over the Dragon Lord ruined Alvin's life, and now they say he is out for revenge.

    That isn't the only bad thing, though. The guards of Azkaban have come to Berk, and their mere presence can drain anyone of their happiness. A dragon in Gobber's care may get executed by the Dragon Ministry. And Hiccup dreams of a girl, a girl he has never met, and yet is achingly familiar.

    One thing is certain—there's far more to this than meets the eye. There may still be a traitor...question is, who?

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    All you've ever wanted was a friend who really cares about you. When you finished high school all those years ago, you found a job and work as a waitress that has good enough pay to support yourself in a half-decent apartment. You've been on your own since then; your mother passed away and you're pretty sure your father doesn't want to see you again. You still aren't quite sure how you get by with the way you're living, and you start doubting anything is going to work out. Your life plummets and you stay at rock bottom, sure that you'd never get back up. But when a certain skeleton grants your secret wishes by quite literally falling into your life, you realize he's filling an empty void you thought could never be filled. The question is, will he stay with you for the whole ride, or leave when it gets too rough?

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    With his and Derek's emissary bond solidifying, and the pack dynamics shifting to accompany it, Stiles is just hoping to finish his senior year alive. He could really do without the gun toting psychopath, but apparently that's the least of his problems. He's becoming more and more convinced that the universe hates him.

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    Some figure skaters found their inspiration from music. Some found it from joy, from sadness, from laughter, their deepest desires, from the elegant sound of their blades scraping the ice. Viktor Nikiforov had never dreamed he’d find the inspiration to enjoy his life-long passion again, until he met deaf figure skater Katsuki Yuuri.

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    What's a pair of nice hands good for? A nice massage.

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    After a demented version of a "meet cute" outside the bar where he met up with Curt Wild, Arthur Stuart finds his world spiraling down into hell. He loses his job and his apartment, the girl he met on the street pretty much abducts him...and that's only the beginning. Eventually, all Arthur can do is wonder how in the world his life has taken this bizarre turn. It's like something in a film. Unfortunately, the film’s genre quickly went from ‘bad romantic comedy’ to ‘cheap bawdy comedy.’ But until it strays into ‘low budget psychological horror,’ he figures he'll be okay...

    Really, this is kind of nuts. I came up with it at the end of NaNoWriMo (first 8k words written during NaNo, in fact) thus it was the product of a fried brain. (Or a boiled one. I came up with it while in a bath that was too hot...)

    Whatever you do, please don't take it seriously.

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    Genji surprises Hanzo on their regular dinner get together and Hanzo is not pleased. When their waiter at Pythons turns out to be Jesse McCree, Hanzo loses all traces of his cool and embarrassment ensues.

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    A year after Sam, Nate and Sully went looking for Avery's treasure, Nate has come back to a somewhat normal life with his wife Elena. They now owned a salvage company that they were slowly turning into a legal treasure hunting company, and Elena was two months pregnant with their first child. Sam and Sully, on the other end, kept on going after lost cities, treasures and artifacts across the globe. For one of their many jobs, Sully decides to reach out to Nora, a freelance journalist and treasure hunter. She declines, as she is already looking for a treasure of her own.

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    Matthew Patrick is getting death threats, and when his safety is in danger, he turns to his best friend, Nathan Sharp the vampire, to help get rid of the fear and pain.

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    Yuri has grown closer to Otabek the past few years since that fateful day in Barcelona when their friendship began.
    The problem: Yuri is an omega. And boy does he NOT want anyone to find out.

    As his relationship with Otabek grows, will he be able to keep his secret?

    Or will it be the wall that divides them?

    What other obstacles will they face on their road to happiness?

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    Y'know, when Dr. Sherman told Evan to start writing notes, Evan didn't expect to form a relationship because them.

    _( )_

    Dear Evan Hansen,

    Today is going to be a probably not going to be a good day, but I’m going to have to try. Because even though I forgot my pills, and I didn’t want to ask Mom for a refill because of how much work she already has, and I were nearly late to homeroom, there’s still some time.

    Things could be worse, right? I got someone to sign I cast. Well, actually, Connor asked me so I didn’t really ask, and it was after he called me a freak and he pushed me, but he apologized! It’s the thought that counts.

    And Connor found my original note yesterday, and he thinks I was doing it as a joke. I’ll ask him tomorrow if I can have it back, unless he doesn’t show up to school, which he probably won’t. Wait, that’s kind of mean. I shouldn’t judge people by what others say about them because Connor probably has a lot more going on.

    What if he told Zoe? Oh mt godf whatt if he todl Zeo I;m screewed oh myy god-

     

    Sincerely,

    Your most best and dearest friend,

    Me.

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