4 Works in Suri's Burn Book

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    Violet enlists the aid of Suri's dedicated notations in the search for a classmate's wardrobe.

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    Discretion. I cannot emphasize this enough. If you are so low class as to sell your own stories to the tabloids, I cannot trust that you will not fabricate lies about my services in an attempt to garner fleeting moments of fame. This is why I will never assist the Kardashians, no matter how much they plead (though if Penelope Scotland Disick wishes to make her escape and reclaim some semblance of a fulfilling life, I have some experience in the matter and will assist pro bono).

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    Suri Cruise live Tweets her holiday party. Unfortunately Katie Holmes made the guest list, so Suri keeps her adoring fans informed of who's hot and who's not at Haute Couture Noel 2012. There are some Afflecks and Jolie-Pitts on the chopping block, but who's a winner according to this tiny diva?

     

    2013: I updated the Suri's Burn Book homage Twitter that I started last holiday season. This year's installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from Kiernan Shipka share.

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    When news devastates Suri, a secret team of superkids rallies to help her.
    (Yes, of course it was Kingston's idea.)

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