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    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme: What if The Supersizers did a cannibalism-themed episode that crossed over with Hannibal? Who would be the guest chef? How would the human body parts be arranged for presentation at the beginning of the episode? Or would there be a lot of to-do over finding non-human meat substitutes for consumption? Would they innocently go visit Dr Lecter at the start and end of the week for their check-up and advice on what kind of physical/psychological toll cannibalism might take on them over the course of a week? Would Sue hilariously have to grind bones into paste for plumbing putty, or sew pillows stuffed with human hair on a Garrett Jacob Hobbs themed day? Would Giles get eaten by Hannibal for his rudeness? Imagine the voice-over menus: "Second course: liver served with fava beans, chianti.".. So many possibilities.

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    (Author Summary) The Glamily do a special of the The Great British Bake Off for charity (fic assumes you have as much knowledge of this show as Tommy does, which is to say none at all).

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    It's a bit like one of those heartwarming sports films Victoria detests: three comedians who've styled themselves the Underdogs are going up against Sandi Toksvig, Sue Perkins, and David Mitchell, who've come up with no better connection after which to name themselves than the Cambridge Grads.  

    British comedians play Only Connect. With bonus puzzles!

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    Giles is technologically inept and attractive in a moustache, Sue is snarky and drunk. Beau Brummell is hopelessly confused by pretty much everything.

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    When in Rome...do the Romans...or something like that anyway.

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    Things progress and really it was inevitable

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    Making the most out of her retirement, Buffy has made it to the final of The Great British Bake Off. Now Sue Perkins has come to interview her at home, but gets a little more than she bargained for.

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    An irritatingly familiar tale leads Giles and Sue to an unlikely ending.

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    Giles is maybe a little chickenshit.

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