8 Works in Sub Kíli

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    Don't think about it, Blue Baggins tells themself. Don't think about Kíli, don't think about Tauriel, don't think about these feelings.... and don't, under any circumstances, think about their pussies.

    When Blue Baggins lets their best friend Kíli convince them to try out for the Vagina Monologues, they're sure it's a bad idea. Blue is shy about performing, let alone talking openly about their vagina... but Kíli and his (really intimidatingly beautiful) girlfriend Tauriel are directing rehearsals. So Blue takes the plunge, never dreaming of what kind of pleasures the three of them may find together.

    Language:
    English
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    12,778
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    126
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    Inspired by "Kinky Hobbit Confession" #2522: "I think Kili would be really good at bottoming. Just look at those puppy-dog eyes! But I think he'd also be a switch. Yum!"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1669
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    Fili and Kili were born into their dragon clan as hybrids, the spawns of their mother's relationships with human men. For years, they were outcasts in their clan, never quite belonging until the day they fled to escape their uncle's wrath.

    Years later, they've established a life for themselves in a city of men, though it isn't much. They live peacefully in a small apartment, keeping low to avoid the dragons of their ex-clan coming after them. For a while, things are going steady.

    Until one day, everything changes with some cramps and a cheap pregnancy test.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,943
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1308
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    Being chosen as a dragon's mate is a terribly dangerous thing.

    Language:
    English
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    25,268
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    25501
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    Kili has been a naughty dwarf and thorin sends him to graham mctavish for punishment

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,973
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1269
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    For http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/10731.html?thread=21716715#t21716715 on the Kink meme

    ori awkwardly seduces kili with knitwear and then vigorously, unforgivingly tops the hell out of him. secretcockslut!kili is blown away by how great ori is at satisfying him, especially considering how greedy he can be

    +50 for knitted socks
    +100 for confused but flattered kili slowly warming up to the idea but being unsure of ori's ~~sexual prowess~~
    +10000000000 for marathon sex, fingering, comeplay, and kili crying from sensory overload

    I don't know how long this is going to be but its going to be very very dirty porn
    sorry for any mistakes, not betaed

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,824
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3676
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    Bilba Baggins was a typical Shire hobbit. She enjoyed all the comforts of home, and would be damned if going on Gandalf's adventure would rob her of some comforts in particular. At the very least, this quest would teach certain dwarrows to never underestimate Bilba Baggins.

    Or the one where our favorite dwarrows make a stupid bet about our favorite hobbit, and they end up getting the surprise of a lifetime.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,276
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    401
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    11063
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    From the kink meme, Kili come across Fili babysitting dwarflings, and is charmed by his interactions with the children. He decides he wants kids with Fili. Immediately.

    Set in an mpreg-compliant but not omegaverse AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6982

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