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    The Midnight Crew is raiding the Felt Mansion again, resulting in a war rife with time shenanigans between the two gangs. Each chapter follows a single character from the Felt and the Midnight Crew.

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    14,432
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
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    259
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    A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.

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    3,663
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    “Foolish pawns of black, thou hast done a heinous act. For committing a crime of the highest degree. Demons! Demons! Shall you be! Souls ripped in half and sealed, locked tight. Thou shalt be horrors of the night! The only way to restore your souls, is to destroy your relics whole. Have no hope, little pawns of black, for there is no way you shall be turning back....”

    Words:
    7,834
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    80
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    (and with strange aeons, even death may die.)

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    831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    150
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    Sawbuck’s getting real sick and tired of Itchy’s bullshit. Turns out Stitch was real sick of it too, and now Itchy's getting a reminder why it's a bad idea to mess with the fellow who controls the effigies.

    Words:
    3,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    293
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    Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.

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    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    160
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    An assortment of ficlets set in the Troll's universe, most about the carapaces.

    Words:
    33,908
    Chapters:
    81/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    864
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    It’s fascinating how different the world is when Droog wears a dress instead of a suit. Doors open for him. Drinks appear in front of him without a word. And direct access to the Felt mansion's front door.

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    5,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    383
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    How Die deals with Crowbar's death, and how Stitch deals with Die. A side story to Matters of Luck and Death.

    Words:
    509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    Summary

    I take short fic requests on Tumblr. Here is where I'll collect them.

    Words:
    4,998
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    717
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    In which a young woman drinks horrible coffee, goes to work and messes with a friend.

    This could be considered the first chapter in the next story.

    Series
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    3,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    302
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    Stitch saw everything and nothing at the same time. From the brush of fingers over an effigy, the battered old tailor could see pain and torture and all the physical pain inflicted on any Felt member. All too often, the other members of the Felt came to him with their problems, especially one in particular...

    Then again, Die has always been a strange one to Stitch...

    Series
    Words:
    6,856
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    285
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    Another hysterical dame has come to Midnight City's renowned Problem Sleuth for help, and he's already in over his head. But with some luck and the cooperation of the Midnight Crew he might just be able to get to the bottom of it.

    Of course, the latter might prove a smudge difficult.

    ((stabdads/sleuthdads AU, like you should expect anything else out of me))

    Series
    Words:
    61,588
    Chapters:
    14/22
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    7961
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    Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.

    Words:
    9,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1041
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    “Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.

    “Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.

    If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.

    Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.

    Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.

    Words:
    9,958
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    617
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    Snowman’s been on edge for a week. Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. Slick got the upper hand during the last fight and she had to flee, leaving him to crow and jeer her over that. Her entire wardrobe was ruined a few days later by the Felt. And insult to injury, her last one night stand showed up with a slit throat courtesy of Slick.

    She’s beyond being satisfied with a simple fuck. What she desperately needs is what Stitch alone can give her. He’s the only man she trusts to tie her up and fuck her until she’s on the edge of tears. The problem is that Crowbar’s just as desperately in need of Stitch’s attention as she is.

    Series
    Words:
    4,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    Summary

    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1748
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    Exile. Exile never changes. A Homestuck crossover with Fallout. Somewhere, a courier wakes up with the worst headache she has ever had in her life.

    Words:
    543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    325
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    Sometimes, you just need to let somebody else take the reins for once. Crowbar hands control over Stitch and Snowman just watches.

    Series
    Words:
    4,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    287
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    A nail was the final straw. Blood washed out and tiny rips and tears were easily stitched back up, but somehow, she managed to catch her coat on a nail and ripped it too badly to patch. She ran a finger across the frayed edges and felt a bit of regret that it was a nail, and not something more spectacular. Her coat deserved a far more dramatic ending.

    Words:
    2,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227

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