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    Mr. Palmer is the most popular teacher at NVHS. And he will NOT let the new chemistry teacher take that away from him. The new chemistry teacher, with his perfect hair and his perfect teeth and his perfect attendance record for all of his classes.

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    When Cecil watches his life flash before his eyes, he wonders if the future that flashed before his eyes is certainty, and he wonders if its possible to change he future, or if he is too late.

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    In a startling show of personal growth, Cecil volunteers to rescue his brother-in-law.

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    Ever since Carlos was little, he and his daemon have been fans of Dr. Lyra Belacqua. Both as the most groundbreaking experimental theologian of the 20th century, and as the heroine of dozens of fantasy-adventure children's stories (based very loosely on her own mysterious childhood).

    But Lyra's true legacy is still bigger than Carlos ever imagined...until he took a team of scholars to study Rusakov particles in the most theologically interesting community in Hispania Nova. Now his own day-to-day life is full of things like angels, witches, hooded spectres, portals between worlds, vague yet menacing branches of the Magisterium, and a man who walks around without his daemon and can read an alethiometer as easily as a stop sign.

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    Cecil always worries. Worries that Carlos will leave him. Worried Steve will harm Janice. Worried Carlos will hate him once he finds out what he's been hiding.

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    Cecil always worries. Worries that Carlos will leave him. Worried Steve will harm Janice. Worried Carlos will hate him once he finds out what he's been hiding.

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    Cecil always worries. Worries that Carlos will leave him. Worried Steve will harm Janice. Worried Carlos will hate him once he finds out what he's been hiding.

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    The day was nice- hot, but not too arid, bright, but not quite cloudless, quiet, but not exactly still. Standing in the doorway, Kevin admired the beauty of the day, the irony of setting to situation, a small reminiscent of understatement prodding that this might be his last true freedom, but that was just a hunch.

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    It's just a normal day at the Radio Station, and Cecil is fine. he is FINE. how much he's drinking, it's fine, really. he doesn't need help.

    After all, a Scientist is always fine...

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    Inspired by Episode 13: A Story About You

    "You wake up one morning, gaze into the mirror, and realize that you have become Steve Carlsberg."

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    Day 26: My nephew’s hooked up with a triangle--we have to leave this fucked up town. I’ve tried everything to get this RV running. This RV should be running. We should be running! The longer we stay here, the longer I’m concerned for the kids safety. Hell, Mabel is eying the local, rebel dog pack...or are they plastic bags? Fuck if I know anymore, this town is driving me insane! For all I know, it could be past the point of no return.

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    Shaping the future may be fun until shapes come in and play with you.

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    This takes place many months after I Cannot See Your Smiling God. I originally started tacking it onto the tail of that story, but the tone was so different, I got cold feet -- anyhoo, I'm popping it back up on its own and hope to add a few chapters to work through my notes and see where it goes.
    Plot-wise though, it does rely on situations as they were set up in that story, in case you're scratching your head at what's going on. :)

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    “Carlos…scared them off.” Cecil said, still trying to catch his breath. “He was so brave, Abby. I don’t know…what they’d have done if he hadn’t showed up.”
    “Stop that, you,” Carlos chided him gently, taking his hand and squeezing it. “I wasn’t brave, I was pissed.”
    Cecil managed a small, pained grin. “Still…my hero.”

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    Cecil is jumped while walking home from work, and Carlos takes him to Abby's for help.

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    Cecil Palmer was not young, but he looked it. Carlos was not young, and he looked it more and more as time went by.

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    Carlos worries when Cecil doesn't come home on time. But when he does come home, Carlos finds that all the feelings of irritation he felt leaves him and he takes care of his honey-voiced-honey instead.

    TRIGGER WARNING: mentions of violence, descriptions of injury, mentions of nudity

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    A cute college AU oneshot: in which the weather in Night Vale is a little less melodic and a little more sentient instead..

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    In Investigative Journalism, you play as the newest intern at Night Vale Community Radio and you’re tasked with hunting down The News that just escaped.

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    when there's suddenly a lake at the Night Vale Waterfront Recreation Area, Cecil goes to cover it and enjoy a day at the beach. but when a slip up lands Cecil in the water, Carlos finds himself begging for a second chance. TRIGGER WARNING: Near death experience, tooth-rotting hurt and comfort fluff

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    Carlos meets Cecil when the Junior begs him for help after failing a test. Cecil is strange and quite possibly on drugs ... or maybe it's just the wendigo.

    Not all chapters are explicit, but the ones that are will be marked as such.

    Updates the 15th of every month.

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