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    The E rating won't apply to many of these at all.

    I found a list of drabble prompts here:
    http://kathrineroid.wordpress.com/2011/09/25/100-themes-challenge-writing-prompts/

    Looked like fun and manageable now I'm back at work.

    Inspired by kelli113 who has a different list.

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    Hello again, chuckaboos. Kevin here. Have you been good little boys and girls while I have been away? I certainly hope not. I think I may assume not, given where I have found you. Given that you are here, with me, seeking stories about men. Stories about monsters. Stories about men who may or may not be monsters, and what-- or who-- lurks deep inside of them.

    Well. I can give you the stories you seek, duckie dears. Oh, yes. Let me tell you stories. Let my stories tip your velvet. Let them loosen the knots of your laces, even as they tighten the knots in your belly. Let me tell you stories. Let me in.

    Each tale that follows is untrue, but the men within secretly hope to see these fictions become fact. They will never admit to such, but that is unimportant. What follows is for you, my carnal treat. I do so hope you enjoy.

    [A smutty series of "Resurrection Lily" side stories]

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    9/?
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    38
    Kudos:
    46
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    4
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    The girl who was to save Night Vale is not the girl who finds herself walking down Route 88. Not the girl who finds herself trapped in a life that isn't hers, in a town that feels wrong. Her name is different than the one written down at City Hall. But then again, just because something is written in stone does not mean the future is set.

    Post Parade Day fic/alternate ending.

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    8/?
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    3
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    3
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    Carla has just moved to Night Vale in the middle of her Junior year of high school and she is completely unprepared for what this new school has to offer. Sure, she meets some cool new friends and her classes are perfectly fine, but Cecile Palmer is something else. Encounters with this girl begin to make Carla question who she really is and she better be careful because Cecile's girlfriend is not someone to be trifled with

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    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    7
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    Carlos and his team find Earl out in the desert.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    16
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    The Republic of Heaven cannot be allowed to fall.

    Especially not to a Smiling God.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    673
    Kudos:
    508
    Bookmarks:
    67
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    11151
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    Before Carlos ever returned Cecil's affections, Cecil had one last night with his childhood best friend. As a result, Cecil and Carlos's relationship isn't the only new beginning in the broadcaster's life.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    36
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    127
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    4331
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    Things start getting more interesting in Nightvale as the Winchester brothers show up.

    This is a story I first published here:
    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9803948/1/Welcome-Winchesters

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    When Cecil is outed and subsequently kicked out of his home, he needs to find someone he knows well and someone his parents and psychotic brother don't know as well. NightValeHigh AU, since I like it alot, along with human Hiram, since, well, the setting doesn't really permit 5-headed dragons :P This is for a friend (Hi Frank!). It'll be posted in 5 parts, each around ~10k words per chapter. I'll also eventually do a special side-smutchapter, probably between Part IV and part V, so be on the lookout when I'm done with Part IV! Read on, and I hope you enjoy.

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    1/5
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    Carlos starts work as Science Faculty Leader at Night Vale Community High School. There he has his own team, a brand new set of labs and a promise of a large bonus if he manages to stay for a whole year.

    The drama teacher, Mr Palmer, is definitely quite unusual. For instance, his "News from the Staffroom" school radio broadcast is supposed to be, like, actual news, right? And Mr Harlan from the PE department is not a man to ignore. He is not about to give up something he wants.

    Then a new management team takes over. Somehow, they have to fight back.

    A tale of disappearances, replacements, difficult-to-follow orders and explosions.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    75
    Kudos:
    88
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    13
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    2927
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    One morning, Carlos spontaneously bursts into song on his way to work. Then the people around him start singing backup. Turns out everyone in the greater Night Vale & Desert Bluffs area has started breaking into random musical numbers...just in time to hold the world's most well-choreographed corporate invasion.

    Canon-divergent starting from Yellow Helicopters, although in the beginning the main difference is that more of it is set to music. Song links can be found at the end of every chapter.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    129
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    18
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    A collection of drabbles, flash fics, and the like that I've posted on tumblr (or not at all!). All of this is unbeta'd, unedited, and very silly. Except the ones that aren't silly. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    6
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    23
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    2
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    233
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    The Carlsberg house is full of mysteries and unknowable truths, exactly the kinds of things Tamika needs for her army.

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    1,307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    125
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    Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    Cecil had always had a fascination with the humans. The way they moved so strangely on those things they called feet, the way they laid out in the sun in their strange outfits, and playing all different sorts of games, or at least, what Cecil THOUGHT were games. They all looked like they were having fun.
    And he wanted to join them, so BADLY he wanted to join them, even though he knew it was against the laws for him to be even close to the surface of the undersea community.
    But it was worth all the re-education, just as long as he could spend a few moments looking upon the people who ran to and fro on that sandy land, smiling and laughing and completely oblivious to the things that swam along with them.

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    615
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
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    What if Cecil took the advice of his horoscope?

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    Michael finally gets the protection he deserves from his abusive mother.

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    412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    88
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    "She smiled as sweetly as she could at her mom, while bringing a forkful of imaginary corn to her mouth. Uugghh, she had bought the low carcinogen one. It tasted like cardboard. Janice dutifully chewed it, making sure to look like the perfect little angel she was."

    Raising a child in Night Vale is an adventure, especially if said child is stubborn, lonely, and has not taken a shine to your new boyfriend.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    109
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    He hadn’t wanted to come here—not really—but his wife had insisted.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    25
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    Cecil has spent months going on unsuccessful dates recommended to him by an online dating service. If this next one doesn't work out, he might just give up dating all together.

    Carlos' coworker sets him up a dating profile on a whim. He has no intentions of going through with it...except there's something about the user 'VoiceOfNV' that has him intrigued.

    An online dating AU.

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    English
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    7,310
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1032

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