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    His new principle is a dick. And he wouldn't have cared -- this is America, people can be dicks if they so choose-- if it hadn't been for Stephen.

    or the one where Jon goes through unnecessary measures to smear the reputation of his new principle

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    There was an awkward minute where they both didn’t speak. Mindy moved on her couch, so she could look at him. He didn’t say ‘I’ve been getting fat since we’ve been seeing each other’ or ‘since we’ve been fucking’ or ‘since you stepped into my office one morning with caramel and rock salt cookies made me doubt everything’ or ‘since I’ve been eating both you and your delicious treats’.

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    DVD Extra for "The Full Bonnaroo Whammy": The Wedding.

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    Their coworkers are leaving when Stephen suggests they see the stars. 'Just the two of us,' he adds, and Jon doesn't flinch.

    Jon says yes, he always says yes, because Stephen is Stephen, and Jon is Jon, and he (doesn't matter which one) loves him to the end of the earth and back.

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    ‘First you say “forgive me Father, for I have sinned”.
    Mindy broke eye contact for a second, to look at the collar he was wearing, at the damn tattoo sleeve and the soothing, black fabric that had been a place of refuge for her, and said goodbye to it.
    ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.’ She echoed, all in.

    ‘Now speak, my child.’

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    Riley wins "Most For Being In My Office After Paul Evidently Forgets He Has a Dog."

    The reason behind the badge.

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    He'd kneel next to Jon, whispering sweet nothings into his ear until the ragged breathing stopped and he knew Jon was asleep. Then he'd eventually doze off on a chair in the waiting room or sometimes just next to Jon, but sleep was always desultory, a temporary ceasefire in the horrible war that was reality.

     

    Prompt: Imagine Person A and B were lovers, born into a time when every day was a fight for their survival. After they die, they are both reincarnated into a time of peace, where the ordeal of the past has long since passed. Person A, who still retains memories from the past, is wandering about, when they see Person B for the first time since their deaths.

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    What, Jon thinks as Stephen backs him against a wall, have I gotten myself into?

    (Title changed 2/13/16)

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    John may be Stephen's sidekick for the movie premiere, but that doesn't mean he's on the sidelines when it comes to their trio.

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    Anderson has always been perfect.

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    Why does it have to be so cold on the east coast anyways? Why is Stephen too cheap to let the heater run for a couple hours at most?

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    "Stephen Colbert, The Daily Show," he says in his most confident voice. "In what way does this announcement affect my chances of become host of The Daily Show?"

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    Stephen is not a great dancer. Not even close.

    In which these two nerds learn how deep their relationship runs.

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    Stephen's stuck in character, and Jon is willing to help.

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    Jon shows Stephen around the music studio and teaches him how to play a new "instrument."

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    But it's always been Stephen. Always.

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    Jon and Stephen are senators (from New Jersey and South Carolina, respectively) in a semi-secret relationship. It's mushy and kinda porn-y with just a touch of humor.

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    FINALLY. I've been wanting to make this video for ages! It got taken down from DailyMotion because of the music (it was up for a record four days, unbelievable), so I put it on Vimeo.

    Perspective: Jon about/to Stephen.

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    From: Stephen Colbert
    To: Mindy Kaling

    Dear Mindy,

    Sorry it took me some time to respond, but I felt I needed something to compliment you back on, and I haven’t seen the new episodes of The Mindy Project yet.
    I did, however, buy your book.
    I haven’t read it.
    But I bought it.

    X Stephen

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