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    An alternate universe with one divided point: Adam Levine is out and proud. And maybe in love with Blake Shelton. Although the validity of the last point being AU is up for debate.

    Or: Adam refuses to admit he's in love with Blake, writes 'Shevine' on people's arms while drunk, sings 'Neon Light' publicly, avoids orgies in the woods with his fellow coaches, pays a man to be his fake boyfriend and ends up on a couple's cruise with his best friend. Any questions?

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    75,169
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    19/?
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    16
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    "That was my first kiss," Stephen whispers after a long pause, and she looks at him with wide eyes and laughs, and laughs, and laughs.

    A look at the relationships Stephen's had over the years.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    His new principle is a dick. And he wouldn't have cared -- this is America, people can be dicks if they so choose-- if it hadn't been for Stephen.

    or the one where Jon goes through unnecessary measures to smear the reputation of his new principle

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    834
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    Ten years and Stephen finally gives Jon what he deserves.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    69
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    "Okay, okay, so if I'm Vanilla Ice, what does that make you," he asks, and Anthony shrugs.

    "Come on, man, I'm clearly Cioccolaccino," he says, and that's the bit Chris overhears, gives them both a glance full of raised eyebrows.

    "...Do I even want to know?" he says, weary and amused in equal measures, and Anthony gives Seb the kind of cheeky sideways grin that Sebastian goes way too soft for.

    "I'm also the Mack Attack," he adds, "and you're the Sexy Sea Bass, obviously."

    "Obviously," Sebastian agrees, dry. "I can't believe I didn't think of it already."

    "Jesus Christ," Chris says, long-suffering. "Are those your names for each other's dicks?"

    "No," Sebastian says, in the tone that means yes. Chris rolls his eyes.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    135
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    967
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    The one where they watch a sunset.

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    462
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    1/1
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    5
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    91
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    John does Stephen a favour. Written in 2007

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    757
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    162
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    Jon goes through cycles of insomnia. Written in 2006

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    623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    99
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    John Oliver has to deal with the boys. Written in 2007

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    English
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    557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
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    2
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    Stephen has reservations about leaving TDS. Written in 2006

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    A story about Pringles. Written in 2007.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    There was an awkward minute where they both didn’t speak. Mindy moved on her couch, so she could look at him. He didn’t say ‘I’ve been getting fat since we’ve been seeing each other’ or ‘since we’ve been fucking’ or ‘since you stepped into my office one morning with caramel and rock salt cookies made me doubt everything’ or ‘since I’ve been eating both you and your delicious treats’.

    Series
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    English
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    5,126
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    209
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    DVD Extra for "The Full Bonnaroo Whammy": The Wedding.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
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    64
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    Their coworkers are leaving when Stephen suggests they see the stars. 'Just the two of us,' he adds, and Jon doesn't flinch.

    Jon says yes, he always says yes, because Stephen is Stephen, and Jon is Jon, and he (doesn't matter which one) loves him to the end of the earth and back.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    238
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    ‘First you say “forgive me Father, for I have sinned”.
    Mindy broke eye contact for a second, to look at the collar he was wearing, at the damn tattoo sleeve and the soothing, black fabric that had been a place of refuge for her, and said goodbye to it.
    ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.’ She echoed, all in.

    ‘Now speak, my child.’

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    8
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    Riley wins "Most For Being In My Office After Paul Evidently Forgets He Has a Dog."

    The reason behind the badge.

    Language:
    English
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    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    58
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    He'd kneel next to Jon, whispering sweet nothings into his ear until the ragged breathing stopped and he knew Jon was asleep. Then he'd eventually doze off on a chair in the waiting room or sometimes just next to Jon, but sleep was always desultory, a temporary ceasefire in the horrible war that was reality.

     

    Prompt: Imagine Person A and B were lovers, born into a time when every day was a fight for their survival. After they die, they are both reincarnated into a time of peace, where the ordeal of the past has long since passed. Person A, who still retains memories from the past, is wandering about, when they see Person B for the first time since their deaths.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    192
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    What, Jon thinks as Stephen backs him against a wall, have I gotten myself into?

    (Title changed 2/13/16)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    390
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    John may be Stephen's sidekick for the movie premiere, but that doesn't mean he's on the sidelines when it comes to their trio.

    Language:
    English
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    98
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Anderson has always been perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    170

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