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    The 44th Annual Grammy Awards are right around the corner and Jon is starting to have second thoughts.

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    They'd always thought that nothing could be worse than the Bush years, but they were wrong. Jon and Stephen comfort each other on election night 2016.

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    "Can we talk about this?"

    "Talk about what?" Jon asked.

    Stephen inhaled. "The thing where we fuck on a regular basis and you act like it doesn't happen."

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    如果“Stephen”一有基基的念头或感受就会引发暴雨会怎样?(非现实世界,没有妻子)

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    中文
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    Stephen is worried that Jon will only want this to be a one-time thing. Jon reassures him.

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    It's been over a year, but Stephen still misses having Jon lead him in.

    Dedicated to an Anon on tumblr who gave me the courage to write this.

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    College AU!! Jon/Stephen like you can see in the title above :p
    Not too much angst, with a lot of other characters you'll recognize as well (more to come as the story continues).
    *sigh* I suck at summaries..
    Just having some fun really :)

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    2/?
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    A tale of two Stephens.

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    It's 1999 and Jon will do anything to impress his new boss.

    (A/N I have decided to post the rest of the chapters all at the same time so it may be a while until an update occurs. Thanks.)

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    Fuck it, Jon thinks. He steps forward, grabs Stephen by the collar of his Sondheim t-shirt with both hands, and kisses him hard.

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    Stephen may have a thing for making Jon squirm.

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    An alternate universe with one divided point: Adam Levine is out and proud. And maybe in love with Blake Shelton. Although the validity of the last point being AU is up for debate.

    Or: Adam refuses to admit he's in love with Blake, writes 'Shevine' on people's arms while drunk, sings 'Neon Light' publicly, is tricked into going on a couple's cruise with his best friend, takes seduction tips from Pharrell Williams and is a giant mess. Also, Blake sings a lot of Maroon 5 songs, just because.

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    "Such a proud moment of professionalism. You work for years crafting cogent satirical essays and the thing that everybody remembers is me making love to a Chiquita and bursting into laughter. What you can't see off camera is Jon started laughing first. And then I'm weak. As much as I want to make the audience laugh, I really want to make Jon laugh."

    Or, "insomnia sure knows how to take its toll."

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    Jon and Stephen have the kind of relationship where he could literally wake up one morning and call Stephen and say, "I want to do this," and we'll do it. - Executive Producer Chris Licht

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    He considers (for a brief time) to leave just like Stephen did, leave and never look back, but he always dismisses the thought.

    'I'm better than that', Jon tells himself. 'Better than him', and more often than not he has to bite down hard onto his knuckles until he draws blood to keep himself from losing it.

    Alternate Universe where Stephen goes blind and Jon has to deal.

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    His new principle is a dick. And he wouldn't have cared -- this is America, people can be dicks if they so choose-- if it hadn't been for Stephen.

    or the one where Jon goes through unnecessary measures to smear the reputation of his new principle

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    "That was my first kiss," Stephen whispers after a long pause, and she looks at him with wide eyes and laughs, and laughs, and laughs.

    A look at the relationships Stephen's had over the years.

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    Ten years and Stephen finally gives Jon what he deserves.

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    "Okay, okay, so if I'm Vanilla Ice, what does that make you," he asks, and Anthony shrugs.

    "Come on, man, I'm clearly Cioccolaccino," he says, and that's the bit Chris overhears, gives them both a glance full of raised eyebrows.

    "...Do I even want to know?" he says, weary and amused in equal measures, and Anthony gives Seb the kind of cheeky sideways grin that Sebastian goes way too soft for.

    "I'm also the Mack Attack," he adds, "and you're the Sexy Sea Bass, obviously."

    "Obviously," Sebastian agrees, dry. "I can't believe I didn't think of it already."

    "Jesus Christ," Chris says, long-suffering. "Are those your names for each other's dicks?"

    "No," Sebastian says, in the tone that means yes. Chris rolls his eyes.

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    The one where they watch a sunset.

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