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    It is November 28, 2020, and all liberal or non-partisan journalists and reporters have been fired, jailed, deported and/or killed. Jon and Stephen are on the run together, but Stephen wants to stop and celebrate Jon's birthday.

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    When Stephen hears the news, it feels like he's being punched in the gut.

    And suddenly he's made of glass, shatters into a million pieces until shards of him are spread on the floor, pointed edges sharp and ugly and dangerous. Somehow, he finds the energy to collect himself, slowly, surely, nicks on his fingertips be damned. He sucks on the blood, and the iron tastes like poison. 

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    Written in response to prompts: a back rub that started casual, turns into something more, and; first time, one of them bursts into tears during sex but insists they finish, anyway.

    Written in 2011. Seemed like a good time to bring it out of retirement, somehow. Mind the Depression tag, see end notes if you're wary.

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    "You cannot laugh and be afraid at the same time" - Stephen Colbert.

    Stephen stands on the roof of the Ed Sullivan and recalls how everything went so terribly wrong so terribly fast.

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    Jon figures they have about three hours before someone calls their wives asking them where they are.

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    The results took the nation by surprise, particularly Stephen and Jon, who would now have to come to terms with a hellish four years they had ardently attempted to prevent.

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    It's the mutual sense of defeat that brings them together.

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    “What are we doing?” Stephen's eyes crinkle as he smiles and asks the question. His heart is racing.

    Jon, mind too muddled to think up some grand answer, tells the truth.

    "I don't know. I don’t know. I didn’t think you were actually going to- uh-" he makes a vague motion with his hands "- you’re good at that.”

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    This was a handover I would have liked to have seen at the end of the Writers Strike in 2008, and it would have only worked the first show after the end of the strike. Originally written in 2008, and very slightly edited for clarity.

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    Jon has trouble sleeping.

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    Kink Meme Prompt: Stephen and Jon roleplay...as each other.

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    John finally gets his wish.

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    It's Jon's last day, and the Best Fucking News Team (past and present) wants to show Jon their appreciation.

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    Stephen knew better. Jon Stewart was a good man. Jon Stewart was a reasonable man. Jon Stewart loved him unconditionally.

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    The 44th Annual Grammy Awards are right around the corner and Jon is starting to have second thoughts.

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    They'd always thought that nothing could be worse than the Bush years, but they were wrong. Jon and Stephen comfort each other on election night 2016.

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    "Can we talk about this?"

    "Talk about what?" Jon asked.

    Stephen inhaled. "The thing where we fuck on a regular basis and you act like it doesn't happen."

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    如果“Stephen”一有基基的念头或感受就会引发暴雨会怎样?(非现实世界,没有妻子)
    習慣正體字的小夥伴請走→http://eriol157.lofter.com/post/1e40d694_cef6b21

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