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    “Not so bad, is it?” Jon asks after they pull apart. His eyes are distant and Stephen wonders if he's being looked through rather than at.

    “Not so bad,” Stephen echoes. It's a soft affirmative, half-hearted and only half-truth, but it's not like Jon can tell the difference.

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    Tumblr Photo Prompt: It looks like amateurish porn every time I look at it.

    Jon and Stephen resort to shooting amateur porn when their histories of vocal dissent keep them from finding work during Drumpf's administration.

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    “My place?” Stephen asked, oblivious to Jon’s apparent relief that he did not, in fact, hate his guts.

    “Are you- are you sure?” Jon stumbled both in speech and in stroll.

    Stephen grabbed his arm to steady him and laughed as Jon threw an accusatory glance at a crack in the sidewalk. "Why not? We can keep warm…”

    Jon cocked a brow. “Are you suggesting something?”

    Stephen shrugged. "Maybe."

    (The one where Stephen isn't as surefire as he thinks he is and Jon can take the lead when he wants to.)

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    Stephen has to leave. He always does.

    (Set in late 2000)

    (Work title inspired by a Creedence Clearwater Revival song, it's pretty dope.)

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    “So, apparently I have a type,” Jon says.

    Stephen looks up from a stack of papers and leans in intently, a little too eager to get distracted from his work. “Tell me more."

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    It is November 28, 2020, and all liberal or non-partisan journalists and reporters have been fired, jailed, deported and/or killed. Jon and Stephen are on the run together, but Stephen wants to stop and celebrate Jon's birthday.

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    When Stephen hears the news, it feels like he's being punched in the gut.

    And suddenly he's made of glass, shatters into a million pieces until shards of him are spread on the floor, pointed edges sharp and ugly and dangerous. Somehow, he finds the energy to collect himself, slowly, surely, nicks on his fingertips be damned. He sucks on the blood, and the iron tastes like poison. 

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    Written in response to prompts: a back rub that started casual, turns into something more, and; first time, one of them bursts into tears during sex but insists they finish, anyway.

    Written in 2011. Seemed like a good time to bring it out of retirement, somehow. Mind the Depression tag, see end notes if you're wary.

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    Jon figures they have about three hours before someone calls their wives asking them where they are.

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    The results took the nation by surprise, particularly Stephen and Jon, who would now have to come to terms with a hellish four years they had ardently attempted to prevent.

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    It's the mutual sense of defeat that brings them together.

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    “What are we doing?” Stephen's eyes crinkle as he smiles and asks the question. His heart is racing.

    Jon, mind too muddled to think up some grand answer, tells the truth.

    "I don't know. I don’t know. I didn’t think you were actually going to- uh-" he makes a vague motion with his hands "- you’re good at that.”

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    Jon has trouble sleeping.

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    Kink Meme Prompt: Stephen and Jon roleplay...as each other.

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    It's Jon's last day, and the Best Fucking News Team (past and present) wants to show Jon their appreciation.

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    Stephen knew better. Jon Stewart was a good man. Jon Stewart was a reasonable man. Jon Stewart loved him unconditionally.

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    The 44th Annual Grammy Awards are right around the corner and Jon is starting to have second thoughts.

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    They'd always thought that nothing could be worse than the Bush years, but they were wrong. Jon and Stephen comfort each other on election night 2016.

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    "Can we talk about this?"

    "Talk about what?" Jon asked.

    Stephen inhaled. "The thing where we fuck on a regular basis and you act like it doesn't happen."

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