11 Works in Status Updates

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    “I still don’t understand why you did it. Never saw her with you myself, but everyone says how you were with her, the girl who tamed the wicked Hound. Sansa Stark."

    Sandor has an unfortunate run-in with Tyrion Lannister's right-hand man at a party for Sansa Stark, the newest singer for Carnegie Hall.

    Otherwise known as his ex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,524
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1932
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    Ciel starts his first year of private High School. A chipper older blonde comes into his life and also changes everything for Ciel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    28
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    Read the chap to find out the update of a new story (2) I shall be making!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    32
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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,426
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    80
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    After a life of abuse and fighting monsters on the Hellmouth, Xander left Sunnydale for Africa to help in the search for new slayers.
    As he returns to the US, he realises he is still battling his own demons and finds help and friendship from an unusual source.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,111
    Chapters:
    70/70
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4656
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    Arthur updates his Facebook status. With a poem. In response to Merlin's poem about his arse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    98
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    842
  7. Tags
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    Merlin updates his Facebook status. With a poem. About Arthur's arse.

    That's it. Nothing else to see here, people. Move along please.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1305
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    In the midst of walking through training ground #44, a ten-year old Naruto stumbles upon an ancient honeycomb of caves that house a dark secret. This mysterious egg will bring changes of monumental proportions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,944
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    315
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    18
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    Ну конечно, машина Дастина – должно быть, единственная в мире, которая умеет читать твою новостную ленту вслух. И когда Марк и Эдуардо застревают в этой машине посреди трассы, они умудряются обсудить многое, не произнеся ни слова.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    8,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    763
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    Of course Dustin has probably the only car in the world that reads you your Facebook newsfeed. Of course he does. (and when Mark and Eduardo get stuck in it together, they end up saying a lot without ever speaking a word.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    394
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    18609

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