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    A Stabdads story. (Based on a fictive's source memories)

    https://spadestuckinfo.carrd.co/

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    English
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    5,853
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    2
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    70
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    A Legitimate Businessman returns in this thrilling sequel! Five years later, Jack "Spades Slick" Vantas has it all. An escape from the world of crime and conspiracy. A truly legitimate business. A future for his adopted son Karkat at a nice college. But when Karkat goes missing, Jack realizes he has only one chance to get his son back: summon (and incidentally hire) the problem sleuth known as Patrick Sloan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,383
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    566
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    Karkat and Slick have a good thing going. Karkat adopted Slick a handful of years ago, Slick has good enough grades, he gained a good number of friends (and a good number of enemies that Karkat calls Slick's friends (which they AREN'T Karkat, stop calling PS his FRIEND)), they've gotten into a good rhythm. Life is good for the two. Better than good actually, it's perfect in every way.

    That is to say, it was perfect until Karkat met HIM and started dating HIM, and RUINED Slick's LIFE by INVADING IT and STOMPING ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DUMB RED CONVERSE.

    At least Dave's son is cool.

    (Name given by my friend Kitty)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,096
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    375
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    Dave thought he knew what to expect upon moving in with Rose, what he didn't expect was mobster clowns and ridiculously evil rich kids. No, he did not expect that at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,109
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    731
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    Kankri has been in Scout's care for the past four years, but Scout still doesn't feel like they can see eye to eye, and wonders if he's really done his best. Family dinner is basically the only time they get to talk. Unfortunately, sometimes his kid has to drop not-exactly-normal teenager troubles onto his lap during dinner.

    "I really think there's a cult in my high school."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    110
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    It's hard to remember it all. It's hard and as far as you know literally nobody else understands. There's a few people not yet accounted for, but why would they be any different?

    (THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS ALL OF THE TIME. IF I FINISH THIS FIC THEY WILL BE BETTER. I WILL ADD TAGS AS THE PLOT PROGRESSES. THE M/M SHOULD COME INTO PLAY LATER. TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO A SONG. THIS STORY IS BASED ON A TIRED MISREADING OF CHAPTER NOTES ON A DIFFERENT FIC.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,461
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    159
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    A tale of raising Aradia Megido, a stabdads story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,568
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    795
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    Slick makes an unfortunate discovery. All other characters alluded to or mentioned extremely briefly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    127
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    Spades Slick has disappeared! Can Hearts Boxcars and Pickle Inspector find him before time runs out? Can they come together to save Slick and the lives of Team Sleuth? Can something more grow between them, or must they set aside love to go on with life in Midnight City?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,582
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,754
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    The Midnight Crew get a job to kill some mail carrier for money and Slick decides to go by himself, because it can't be that hard right? Except she isn't home, but her kid and her friends are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    279
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    Jack Noir dies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    92
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    A teaser for an upcoming fic.
    Karkat doesn’t want to wonder how it feels anymore. And he’s certainly tired of watching Kankri fuck around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    303
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    Doze and Gamzee sit down to watch the rain.

    This is a follow-up to Hold Onto a Motherfucker. Reading it is optional, but it provides context to the story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    120
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    New life, new dad, new school.
    Karkat has a bit of trouble adapting to change. Especially when it involves so many other people.

    Karkat has autism, he just hasn't been diagnosed yet and doesn't know so he and Jack don't know what to make of what happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    728
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    320
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    Clubs Deuce needs a pep talk from his moirail.

    This is part of the Starlit Affections zine, a fanfic-based homestuck fanzine celebrating moirallegiance! You can download and read it here: https://lettersofsky.itch.io/starlit-affections

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    151
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    Hearts finds an unexpected visitor stowed away in his home on the eve of a blizzard that's sure to shut down the city.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    272
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    What do you remember about your past, Spades Slick?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    199
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    On the one hand, it's overkill—you'd never let any of your associates come here if they didn't already have an understanding of the phase of life you're in now, never mind the fact that Snowman's in a position to understand it better than anyone else of any other species might—but on the other? Kid's showing survival instincts nearly equal to yours, and you're damned proud. And of course, then there's the realization that he's nowhere near as old as you are and he shouldn't fucking have, need, or be aware of those instincts. You make a mental note to talk to him about that later. But for now...

    Jack finally gets forced to introduce Snowman to Dave.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    916
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    "I think I see why Sollux likes you." A couple psionic sparks bleed off the corners of Psii's eyes—it makes you think of one of those barely there smiles that're contained more in the eyes than anywhere else, the really sincere ones—and he peels the backing off the bandaid so he can stick it to your forehead. You think it's yellow like Sol's tongue, from the quick look you get of it. Makes sense; that's his blood color too. "I really am sorry about this—projectiles seem more dangerous than they are to me, sometimes. Old habits."

    He was a ship's brain for a while, you remember. Shit, of course stuff flying at him would trigger all the defenses he can muster. "Eh, I think that's sorta trauma."


    Dave achieves a personal goal with Sollux and has a run-in with Psii.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    916
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    A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT IV
    --
    What is there after the End of a Legitimate Businessman, when the Opening Act is over and the Best Laid Plans have gone awry? It turns out, there may yet be questions to answer and secrets to uncover. Join the intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan and irascible mobster Jack Vantas as they put a period on the events that have transpired. But one curved line above a period can change that into a question mark.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,744
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    144

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