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    This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.

    Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.

    To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.

    Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:

    Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.

    Oropher’s soul mate is Cirdan and when he came of age they were married and moved to Mithlond. Recently, Ereolas has found that he carries the curse of Legolas.

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    Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

    Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

    The story follows Mel as he grows, until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.

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    John Watson hadn't bought any new slaves since he returned from Afghanistan, and so Mike's proposition of a little project seemed like just the thing.

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    25
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    554
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    A series of Dobby/Draco drabbles written for hpsquick

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    "I love you," Rodney said. "You can't die anymore."

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    10
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    In nature there is no evil, only an abundance of horror. —Isak Dinesen

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    Always check the warnings before giving gifts.

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    When Molly Weasley finally starts showing signs of moving beyond her grief, her family don't want to deter her. Even if that means dodging magical mistletoe all over the Burrow.

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    "I should have just said something—" Dick insisted, flinching back slightly from Wally's hand going for his bare shoulder.

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    Written for This Prompt:Mycroft has the world under his fingertips, but his brother is more elusive. But what Sherlock has, Mycroft wants, and what Mycroft wants, he gets.

     

    "Emperor sounds so distressingly tyrannical. I prefer to be called Mr. Holmes."

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    Some appetites need to be gotten rid of.

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    If love is a selfish emotion, then loving unconditionally can be the most selfish of all.

    Companion fic to Quality of Life, filling in a few blanks from Kevin's perspective. Because it's almost Hallowe'en, and my zombie muse is pushy.

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    He didn't always sleep, but that night he did. He even managed to dream. He dreamt sick, guilty dreams about his partner's horrified face, and how Jenny's long blonde hair would be the most perfect handhold to keep her still as he tore the flesh from her pretty cheek.

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    England has a unique way of watching over his Empire.

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    Sherlock is deeply absorbed in an experiment and can't get away.

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    (See title!) Written for 2008's 100 Days of Summer.

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    Sherlock has a fetish. John is a doctor and doesn't have an aversion. The result: it's fine, it's all fine.

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    All it takes is for someone to introduce the idea of secret cameras to Randy.

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    Just the right elf has been captured by Sauron's army for his evil plan to be set in motion. But before Sauron can release the elf he needs to take something precious from him and replace it with one of his own.

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    Where do little Reavers come from? Adult. Squick. NOT FOR KIDS.

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    1/1
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