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    When Stiles awakens the darkness in his heart, it wakes up something from the very darkness itself. (No season threeB)

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    2/?
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    3
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    43
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    10
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    882
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    Kaon's not sick. Really. It's okay.

    Language:
    English
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    1,300
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    1/1
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    14
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    Part Two;

    They’re not HIM and if it’s not Him then he just—CAN’T. He feels sick to his stomach just LOOKING because none of those men are Cas and he only wants CAS, but Cas isn’t real… Yet he can’t keep himself from stupidly looking for him.

    (Just to clarify, the character death is temporary and canon.)

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    English
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    298,323
    Chapters:
    36/?
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    183
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    42
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    Melpomaen is a reborn elfling. He has two fathers because Saruman cursed one of them to fall pregnant to the next elf they saw - that unfortunate elf was Legolas. Mel was born with all his father, Erestor's, memories and intelligence and causes mayhem wherever he goes. He is probably the cutest, naughtiest and baddest elfling anywhere and yet he steadfastly refuses to believe he is anything but well behaved. Erestor is the only elf to have ever suffered a migraine; he hopes they will go when Mel is fifty and leaves home.

    Wherever Mel goes there is uproar. Things become worse when he finds out that the Valar have already assigned him a soul mate and that a new baby brother is on the way, who is also reborn. Who are Mel's first set of parents and why does Saruman want to capture him. How did Mel manage to stab the wizard in the eye with an arrow and why is Sauron so interested in him? Also, why have the Valar assigned Gandalf to be his guide?

    The story follows Mel as he grows, until he becomes an adult, finding out about his true origins on the way. Will he choose to be good or will he embrace evil? It could go either way.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    75/?
    Comments:
    22
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    19
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    1557
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    This story is part of the Melpomaen the Elfling universe.

    Ereolas is the reborn King Oropher and is married to Cirdan. They live in Mithlond. He has decided to write his memoirs of when he was King of the Greenwood and also record the details of his life in Mithlond in anecdotal, diary form.

    To familiarise yourself with the characters you could read Melpomaen the Elfling first, but it is not necessary.

    Here is a brief synopsis of the events leading up to this story:

    Melpomaen and Ereolas are Erestor and Legolas’ elflings. Ereolas is King Oropher reborn and so Legolas actually gave birth to his grand ada. Ereolas is able to speak, read, write, be a pain in the ass, as soon as he is born. Shortly after his birth, he demands his old throne back. His parents and the Valar, who prefer Thranduil as king, resist him. Ereolas accepts, in the end, that he will never be a king again and adopts a new hobby: researching and imposing the rules of etiquette. He terrorises everyone with etiquette.

    Oropher’s soul mate is Cirdan and when he came of age they were married and moved to Mithlond. Recently, Ereolas has found that he carries the curse of Legolas.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    246,486
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    14
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1072
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    Three short fics set in the aftermath of All I Ever Wanted

    Language:
    English
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    4,482
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    394
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    Guildias was indicted and sentenced to that very same prison. A story of brutal revenge.
    Note: Chapter 3 is the Bollanet chapter (skippable)

    Language:
    English
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    21,420
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
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    114
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    After his defeat at the hands of the Guardians, Pitch enters into an abusive and oppressive relationship with Death.

    Beaten and cowed, he keeps inventing reasons to stay. He doesn't want to be alone, and he continues to hope that the situation will improve.

    It doesn't. Until Pitch discovers that he's with child. Then it only gets worse.

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    Illustrated by the incredibly talented MissDoodle! She is currently giving the chapter illustrations an overhaul, and they should be up before long!

    Language:
    English
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    50,532
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    8129
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    Summary

    King Joffrey decides he wants to lose his virginity before his wedding night comes.

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    English
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    521
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    651
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    Summary

    The deadliest cheese in the world, though mostly not literally.

     

     

    Non-Archive Warning: MAJOR FOOD SQUICK FACTORS FOR MOST PEOPLE. Do not read while eating.

    Language:
    English
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    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    60
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    A nigh immortal man is used as a living incubator by a creature. Unpleasant things ahead. Heed the warnings lest you be traumatized.

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    English
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    12,940
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    12649
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    PLEASE NOTE THE NEW TAGS, NEXT CHAPTER 23 HAS TRIGGER WARNINGS LIKE WHOA.

    Relationships are hard. Being a teenager is hard. And controlling hormones is damn near impossible when you cant get away from thirteen other people in the same situation.

    Contains much pornography, many surprising relationship developments, many more unsurprising relationship developments, and some more porn. Canon-typical levels of violence and murder. Assume canon up until the end of act 5. Please, also assume that every chapter Eridan is in might squick you out. Equius might have the same effect.

    Chapters are titled with whichever character's POV they are written in however I like. Chapters are somewhat nonlinear.

    Language:
    English
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    42,314
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4240
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    Trolls are not humans. They don't think. They are tools.
    We use trolls because they make good weapons. Their freakish reproduction system is perfect for telling which one's will be good for fighting, and which are only good for making more trolls.
    They cannot speak.
    They cannot think.
    They do not feel.

    This is what you've been told since your first day on the job, and honestly?
    It's all a load of bullshit.

     

    An AU where everything is terrible and no one is happy, ever.
    This fic is NOT for the faint of heart.
    You have been warned.

    Series
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    English
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    8,235
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    9899
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    Neville's searching for his toad, Seamus knows where it is...

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    English
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    439
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    1/1
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    7
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    It's just a silly drabble about Hermione and her talented lover

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    Sirius' death watch by his little brother's coffin (be aware of the warnings!)

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    English
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    512
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In which Basil is racist, Ratigan is monstrous and the Truce requires some extra parameters.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Senator Proteus has interesting interests, to say the very least.

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    English
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    1/1
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    21
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    Together, like a parody of a family, they resided in an ivy-covered brownstone on the Upper East Side. It had a walled garden in the back where Magneto grew roses and spent hours on the grass reading novels and The New York Times, where Mystique sunned herself like a beautiful reptile beside him, and where John practiced controlling his flames and his temper.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    312
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    Summary

    I was reading the thread about crack pairings in the forum on FF.net and was inspired. Horribly inspired. This is going to be a collection of drabbly one shot thingies, each featuring at least one of those pairings.

    I know what you're thinking: Aren't ALL JV pairings crack? That is a fine question, and we at Fanfiction dot net have always know the answer to be a resounding MAYBE! But some are so much worse than others.

    I don't support all (or most) of what shall be here. I am going to try to break cannon (adding is ok, subtracting isn't) as less as possible with these, but a little oocness is a given with some of them. The challenge for me to find unique ways that make a given crack pairing a bit more plausible. Some will be humor, some sad, some creepy, most will make you cringe.

    Jesus, Jhonen, and Mary, thank you I don't own this! JTHM, Squee, I Feel Sick and Invader Zim copyright Jhonen Vasqueze (and the last Nick too).

    *Story originally published on FF.net in 2008*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,762
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    37

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