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    The Habits of Dwarves
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    Don’t Bother Knocking
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    Five Times the Dwarves Don’t Knock on Bilbo’s Door, and the One Time They Were Already There

    CONTAINS BOFTA SPOILERS

    Written for the kinkmeme prompt:
    The Company takes Bilbo's statement about not bothering to knock a bit too seriously. They begin to show up at all hours of the day. Bilbo might be in bed at two in the morning and hear noise from the kitchen. Maybe he'll be in the shower in the early morning and suddenly the bathroom door opens. Etc.

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    Chisato tells her audience, which for the moment is only Celine and Welch, the tale of how she became able to use Missile Strike, and also how she already knew everything about the situation on Nede.

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    "Look, I know 'everything's permitted' but this is basic biology! Men. Do not. Get pregnant."

    "And Abstergo doesn't control the world. And DNA doesn't record memories."


    Basically, Desmond is pregnant from some Precursor shit or something, and angsts about it for a long time before finally calming down somewhat.

    Mostly post-ACIII. Loosely inspired by this prompt. Very loosely.

     

    Some spoilers of Brotherhood, Revelations, III, and Black Flag

     

    this is pretty much the weirdest thing I've ever written. I'm, like, half proud of it and half embarrassed. NO I'M PROUD OF THIS GODDAMNIT THIS IS A GOOD STORY

     

    chapters one and two are now available in MP3 form

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    The silence isn't awkward, but it still drags. The Hero of Ferelden, The Champion of Kirkwall, and The Herald of Andraste walk into a bar…it's a joke Varric's taken to telling, and now two-thirds of it is actually happening.

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    Tony wants Bruce to come home. Is that too much to ask? Although technically Avenger's Tower isn't his home yet but that's a minor detail. Tony crushing on Bruce? What are you even talking about? Cannon divergent after Iron Man 3.

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    Basically a collection of ficlets where Judar and Hakuryuu have sex in many different scenarios/ways. [pr0n with very little plot, with a lot of manga spoilers]

    01 – Hakuryuu wants to be reminded that he's only emperor because of Judar ["You would have stayed a worthless, powerless, prince if not for me."]
    02 – getting frisky on top of the magic carpet while overlooking the capital
    03 – Judar gets turned on if he's being insulted/ordered around
    04 – getting frisky inside the anti-magic isolation barrier [in short: normal human!Judar]
    05 – Judar likes wearing the "black dragon" robe and nothing else [clothes!swap, kinda?]

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    (Post BOO)
    Leo and Calypso are leaving Ogygia, when an unseen force pulls Leo from Festus' back. He falls back to Ogygia, alone. He's meant to carry out Calypso's punishment, but he's determined to find his own way off the hidden island.
    At the same time, Calypso turns to Camp Half Blood, and their Roman counterparts, for assistance.
    It'll take time, ingenuity, luck, and magic to save him.
    Things become more dire when Leo's visited by ghosts during his entrapment, and something is beginning to seem very wrong in the underworld..and he can't really tell anyone about it until he gets off the island.
    And, that's really just the beginning.

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    Bog Unicorn, the undead horse which has a sword stuck inside it's head, is making life a living hell to Lavellan's companions. The horse is dead carcass inhabited by Spirit of Purity, and it's determined to protect Lavellan from all improper influences, including Cassandra's smutty novels or Cullen's wandering thoughts. Josephine hates it, because it's impossible to promote a good public image when their glorious leader is a Dalish mage riding on a undead horse.

    Inner Circle of Inquisition launches a nefarious plot to find Inquisitor a love affair, so they would get rid of Boggy. Solas disapproves. Greatly. Because he, of course, does not have a problem with Bog Unicorn. When it tried to stomp him, it was a pure accident. Those happen during a battle. Really.

    A story of friendship turning into love, gods lurking in the Fade and the secrets of elves. AU.

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    "The humans have not raised one of our people so high for ages beyond counting. Her faith is hard won, lethallin, worthy of pride."

    I don't think it's a coincidence that Solas takes flirting from tame to fade-tongue after the assault on Haven. This will be a loose collection of shorts exploring the unspoken dynamics that must have shaped their relationship as elven mages; given we know that Lavellan was raised to be a First and their clear age difference, I suspect a dash of "hot for teacher" colors the whole thing. Fitting, considering that sneaky Solas comment about dominance.

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    Bilbo and his memories, throughout the years.

    BoFA spoilers.

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    After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

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    For the DA Kink meme.

    It was there in the Fade where the little spirit called the Matchmaker met a mysterious being named Pride. She was amazed for he had the ability to manipulate dreams with a simple gesture of his hand. But it was that same gift that he punished himself as he relived bittersweet memories of a lover that he had abandoned.

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    4/?
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    Donna Hanscom had an eye opening experience earlier that day learning that there were real monsters in the world. She was about to get a whole new experience in the form of one Dean Winchester.

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    Little Mermaid themed AU. In which Beatrice runs away from marrying into a higher social class and makes a deal with the Beast so to go over the garden wall and sort out her feelings and thoughts (regarding her life and Wirt). The catch? She has one year to convince Wirt to forget his feelings for Sara and bring him and Greg, willingly, back over the garden wall--all without the use of her voice.

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    Judar is unhappy with Hakuryuu suddenly distancing himself from him, because of his connection to Al Thamen. [JuHaku, manga spoilers]

    "Stay away from me. I don’t want to associate with someone like you who works for them."
    "What does that matter?"
    "Because," Hakuryuu hates how he can feel tears welling up in his eyes in frustration, "because you’re with them—"
    "—but I love you. Isn’t that enough?"

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    [SPOILERS] Kíli and Tauriel both wish things did not turn out the way they had.

    This will become a fix-it later.

    PART 1 (Chapters 1-3): It Was Real
    PART 2 (Chapters 4-?): Lost Memories

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    460
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    2
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    For all its worth, Fen'harel did not see it coming.

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    6/?
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    Kazuya comforts Eijun after the Inashiro game. Contains manga spoilers

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    What does forever mean? She couldn't determine it until she felt his arms and she tasted his lips.

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    Neku has always been haunted by a sound - a song that's followed him through life. It resonates with him, calling... yet if Neku knew that it would bring him to a prissy jackass of a kid he probably would've shot himself the first time he heard it.

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