16 Works in Sparklepires

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    Werewolf barista Thor Odinson is a single father and part-time biology student. One day a mysterious, pale, icy-cold stranger comes into the coffee shop.

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    189
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    In return for the horrors which humans inflicted upon vampires, the Volturi say, they were forced to take over the kingdom of Panem. Every year, in memory of those horrors, the Hunger Games are held -- two young people from each District, made to fight to the death. The winner, however, is granted a great honour: the chance to become a vampire, one of the ruling class. To live forever, wealthy and beautiful.

    Charlie Swan can think of nothing more terrible.

    Bella Swan can think of nothing better.

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    He pressed one hand to his chest, waiting for his heart to beat again.

     

     

    Rewrite of the backstory of Alistair; canon-compliant. He never asked for this.

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    Too late, she realised she gave up her flawed humanity for generic perfection.

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    As soon as Carlisle heard Alice running for her phone, he knew that something was wrong.

    As soon as he heard Bella's words, he started to realise just how wrong things were.

     

    [Carlisle's side of the phone conversation with Edward, during Breaking Dawn Ch. 7 "Unexpected".]

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    Born in Lima during the 1950's, a changed Kurt returns to the small town nearly 60 years later in search of an end. The Slayers in the New Directions are only happy to oblige, especially Puck.

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    "My name is Leah Clearwater. I'm a werewolf, and I hunt vampires. It's a long story, twisted, downright fucked up. And this was where it nearly ended."

    It may not be the best of lives, but at least Leah Clearwater has figured this one out: hunt down vampires, kill them, and move on. Don't expect thanks, and don't wait around for revenge.

    But occasionally, things don't go to plan. Suddenly, Leah finds herself facing what might be the most rational vampire she's ever met... and too late, she realises that might have distracted her from a far larger danger.

     

    Sequel to 'To Catch a Monster', set two years later, but can be read independently.

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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Thanks to the Plot Device Fairy (aka Shadi, aka Number One on Yami's Shit List), Yugi and friends encounter their badfic stand-ins, get roped into (among other things) a mermaid (er, merMAN) AU, and must battle the various and sundry evils of badly written fan fiction in their quest to find the ultimate power of the multiverse: the Millennium Spork.

    Or, you know, just an excuse to write everyone wildly sarcastic and meta, and poke fun at some the fic that has tried to melt my brain over the years.

    Whichever.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    4
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    461
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    Monster meets monster. Another story in which Christian Grey Gets His.

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    2
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    Much to actor Yami Kingson's dismay, his latest movie ("The Boy I Love is a Vampire") was a hit. Now, he has to film the sequel, which is so bad he refuses to even remember the title, much less what it's about. It doesn't help that Yami is still forced to sparkle and that Malik can't seem to keep his shirt on. Luckily, Yami has his co-star Yugi Mutou to keep his spirits (among other things) up.

    AKA The sequel to "My Life as a Teenage Vampire"

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    20
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    1
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    709
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    Post-series, AU comic-verse, our heroes deal with the little problem of cleanup after a bad slay.

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
    Hits:
    252
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    Emma Frost is not a sparkly vampire.

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    Deadpool goes on a date with Cassidy and they watch the Twilight movie. And then run into Emma Frost. Who is rather sparkly in her diamond form.

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    3
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    Written for the White Collar Kink Meme in response to this: "Vampire Neal, that's I can say on the matter, and please, as much as I do love twilight, no twilight style vamps please."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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