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    You are Rose Lalonde and you work at a troll adoption agency.
    The birth of 24 new trolls seems to signal just another day at the agency. You couldn't be more wrong.

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    You are Spades Slick and you have a plan to get rich.

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    8/?
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.

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    Illustrations for Ecanus' "Tick Tock". Originally posted on Tumblr.

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    3/5
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    What I feel home would be like in the SlickPaint household.

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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

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    22/?
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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    23/?
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    [Fan Art] Karkat & Troll!Spades Slick having a caliginous relationship with a tint of pale.

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    1/1
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    Rose is invited to her teacher's mansion, but she doesn't know that he has dark secrets... or does she know? This is going to be a weird psychological thriller.

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    hint: Dave and Karkat are not master detectives. In fact they are not detectives at all-- theyre just ordinary people trying to get to the bottom of a murder mystery.

    Alternately titled: The Worst Mystery You've Ever Read

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    Sleuth likes to dance. Slick prefers otherwise. Sleuth wants to dance, and he'll get it.

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    1/1
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    The Felt are the clingiest fuckers Slick’s ever had to deal with. They make Droll look like somebody who respected personal space, and that asshole would straight up walk into your room when you were trying to jerk off. But at least you could tell him to fuck off and he’d do it.

    Slick ends up having to stick all their fucking pins back into the doll to get some fucking alone time with Ms Paint. It’s actually pretty satisfying to kill them all again even if it’s just temporary and not really dying since they don’t even leave a blood splatter. Soon as the last pin’s in, he’s tossing the doll on the nearest table and getting both his hands around Ms. Paint’s waist. “You look real good in that dress, but you’re going to look even better wearing me.”

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    Ms. Paint has her pie booth set up for the Midwinter Festival, but she sees a stranger interacting with some people and she wonders who they are.

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    Nepeta Leijon is Agent Leo, part of the prestigious Project Freelancer led by Director Vantas, and composed of some of the finest soldiers and scientific minds in the Alternian Armada. She used to be very loud, but since she began her work in earnest, she's begun to let her actions speak for themselves. Eventually, and with the aid of an accident, she's become completely silent.
    Part of my ongoing Red vs Blue retelling/remaking with use of Homestuck characters and species.

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    Diamonds Droog gets a drunk call in the middle of the night.

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    Everything has been accomplished, with a happy ending. Everyone who lived to the final battle survived it (with some help, of course), and now they have claimed their prize. A brand new universe, and in particular, a brand new world. Time passes, and, eventually, they decide to confront something they had all been dreading; the future of their species.
    Enter a series of awkward discussions on ectobiology, troll vs human genetics, and what it takes to repopulate a world.
    (written after the May 15 2015 update, canon after this point may go against this fic)

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    Her legs are too perfect. You want to rake your nails down her elegant calves, her luscious thighs; draw some blood, make a mark. Her sequined dress pools slightly on the desk beside her.

    You hate this woman.

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    Adjusting to life on the Battleship Condescension is hard. Getting used to the fact that everyone knows you're a mutant is harder. Dealing with Spades Slick is a fucking nightmare, especially when you aren't sure from one day to the next whether he's going to lose what little patience he has and fucking eviscerate you.

    But you suppose it's better than the alternative.

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    7/?
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    You're new to Midnight City. Like really new. Like: 'I just graduated and I'm on my own' type new. But with the fucking heirchy of politics that created a recession of sorts, you're right now living off unemployment. Your shitty apartment is what you can manage and still be able to eat and occasionally take the Midnight City Public Transportation system to explore the sights. The day that you finally finish moving in, you hop on the MCPT bus and come acoss a small jazz bar.

    Little do you know, your life is about to change drastically and all because of one man in a mob of four.

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    2/?
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    It was an argument between Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog that started it all; the latter kept his suave disposition, his uninterested expression not having even remotely changed, whilst the other was flailing his arms, spitting out baseless accusations at his colleague- mostly, of course, of his having had sexual intercourse with someone or another's (knowing Slick, most likely his own) maternal figure.

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