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    hint: Dave and Karkat are not master detectives. In fact they are not detectives at all-- theyre just ordinary people trying to get to the bottom of a murder mystery.

    Alternately titled: The Worst Mystery You've Ever Read

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    Sleuth likes to dance. Slick prefers otherwise. Sleuth wants to dance, and he'll get it.

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    The Felt are the clingiest fuckers Slick’s ever had to deal with. They make Droll look like somebody who respected personal space, and that asshole would straight up walk into your room when you were trying to jerk off. But at least you could tell him to fuck off and he’d do it.

    Slick ends up having to stick all their fucking pins back into the doll to get some fucking alone time with Ms Paint. It’s actually pretty satisfying to kill them all again even if it’s just temporary and not really dying since they don’t even leave a blood splatter. Soon as the last pin’s in, he’s tossing the doll on the nearest table and getting both his hands around Ms. Paint’s waist. “You look real good in that dress, but you’re going to look even better wearing me.”

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    Ms. Paint has her pie booth set up for the Midwinter Festival, but she sees a stranger interacting with some people and she wonders who they are.

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    Nepeta Leijon is Agent Leo, part of the prestigious Project Freelancer led by Director Vantas, and composed of some of the finest soldiers and scientific minds in the Alternian Armada. She used to be very loud, but since she began her work in earnest, she's begun to let her actions speak for themselves. Eventually, and with the aid of an accident, she's become completely silent.
    Part of my ongoing Red vs Blue retelling/remaking with use of Homestuck characters and species.

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    Diamonds Droog gets a drunk call in the middle of the night.

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    Everything has been accomplished, with a happy ending. Everyone who lived to the final battle survived it (with some help, of course), and now they have claimed their prize. A brand new universe, and in particular, a brand new world. Time passes, and, eventually, they decide to confront something they had all been dreading; the future of their species.
    Enter a series of awkward discussions on ectobiology, troll vs human genetics, and what it takes to repopulate a world.
    (written after the May 15 2015 update, canon after this point may go against this fic)

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    Her legs are too perfect. You want to rake your nails down her elegant calves, her luscious thighs; draw some blood, make a mark. Her sequined dress pools slightly on the desk beside her.

    You hate this woman.

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    Adjusting to life on the Battleship Condescension is hard. Getting used to the fact that everyone knows you're a mutant is harder. Dealing with Spades Slick is a fucking nightmare, especially when you aren't sure from one day to the next whether he's going to lose what little patience he has and fucking eviscerate you.

    But you suppose it's better than the alternative.

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    You're new to Midnight City. Like really new. Like: 'I just graduated and I'm on my own' type new. But with the fucking heirchy of politics that created a recession of sorts, you're right now living off unemployment. Your shitty apartment is what you can manage and still be able to eat and occasionally take the Midnight City Public Transportation system to explore the sights. The day that you finally finish moving in, you hop on the MCPT bus and come acoss a small jazz bar.

    Little do you know, your life is about to change drastically and all because of one man in a mob of four.

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    It was an argument between Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog that started it all; the latter kept his suave disposition, his uninterested expression not having even remotely changed, whilst the other was flailing his arms, spitting out baseless accusations at his colleague- mostly, of course, of his having had sexual intercourse with someone or another's (knowing Slick, most likely his own) maternal figure.

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    John Egbert is a normal kid who goes to a normal school. All of his friends tell him they and their respective partners are destined for each other but he isn't convinced that fated love exists.
    Then to his school comes a certain new kid who just might change his mind -- or tries, at least.

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    "You know you can always judge a place by their bouncer."

    A collection of stories surrounding a nightclub and its patrons.
    Each chapter will be in first-person from one of a few protagonists. How many, I'm not sure, but most likely no more than three.
    Characters and tags will be introduced as they appear in the story.

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    Dirk Strider and Jake English were regular roommates until an unexpected conflict at work and a terrible act of revenge from a certain family member...

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    You're Snowman, a femme fatale with the brains and looks and drive to run this damn city, a woman with charisma and charm and wicked eyes. A woman who's already earned a reputation as one no man can or will ever touch.

    Now, with Spades Slick sleeping in the other room, water pouring down on you from the leaky motel showerhead, you can't get the sound of his voice out of your head. Most people call me Jack. The first words he ever said to you, and you already knew you wanted him before he'd finished his sentence.

    Night three of Chapter 6 of Boomslang from Snowman's perspective. Lots of smut, and just a hint of backstory. Just how we all like it :)

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    In which Snooping Scout's life is simultaneously ruined and vastly improved.

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    After some tragic events, a woman without hope becomes a mother.

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    Wherein Eridan Ampora, heir to the Orphaner shipping/privateering empire, is kidnapped and beat up by nefarious villains for blackmail purposes while Dave Strider, his bodyguard/moirail, is bound to a wall and unable to intervene; featuring graphic pacification inappropriate for grubs under six.

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    41225 wasn’t supposed to have a life outside the walls. He supposed he never did, but with the nightmares haunting his dreams every night tells him otherwise. Its always the same, a man with golden eyes being restrained and shouting his name, a name 41225 wasn’t supposed to have. It was Dave.
    Dirk always thought he’d left that life behind him, he thought he’d escaped for good, it had all been set, his death, the scene, but it all goes down the drain when he sees the boy with the orange-gold wings. It all goes down the drain when he sees the boy’s wing get cut off.

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    It's based off a headcanon of mind that Carapacians roll up into hard balls when they are stressed or tired. Itchy finds a hard black ball while doing his job after a Midnight Crew attack.

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