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    Eventualities happen. Some, more expected than others.

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    A collection of short stories from various fandoms and other ideas.

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    Spades Slick and Pickle Inspector struggle to come up with the perfect gift for Diamonds Droog.

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    Where the fuck does Sleuth keep the liquor in this place? Does he even have liquor? Your name is Spades Slick, and you are far too drunk for this stupid puzzle shit.

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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    You're on top of the world perched on your barstool in the Obsidian Cantina, shucking out a fifty with a wink to that pretty waitress with the deliciously round bottom simply because you can, trying in vain to put together a pun about buns to use later...

    ...When suddenly you become aware that he's just walked in.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. Since your all of your family has either died, was killed, or just up and left, you have been an orphan who was adopted by the infamous "problem sleuth" Spades Slick, and his lovely wife Ms.Paint. You soon begin to attend Huss High witch is hell on earth. You met a couple of your online "friends" there so it isn't that bad. Totally side tracking the bullying and all the death traps set up around the school. Then you meet a sexy tall ass white haired Texas douche named Dave fucking Strider. Will this be the best romance you've ever heard about? FUCK NO, but all though things start of kind of off between- what am I saying you and Stridick start out horribly. Yet you still get together and for once in your life you feel truly...happy.

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    They left him in a small stream of blood.

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

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    Midnight Crew VS Team Sleuth

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    Slick heads back to base after a rather trying tryst with his kismesis. Droog, of course, helps him unwind.

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    A little Snowslick vignette from a 20s humanstuck AU I never bothered fleshing out.

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    Hold onto your memories, they say, because eventually they're all you have and they're yours, unalterable. Until they aren't. Or: two short, violent, irritable, noir-styled grumpasses meet in the afterlife, and stab each other.

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    Spades Slick, formerly Jack of the Black Army, travels with Karkat to defeat the Black Queen. Along the way he stabs and maybe thinks a bit about the kid. But ultimately a knight has their duty to play, even if it's only causing distress in another.

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    “I thought that you’d hate me because I didn’t talk to you after I moved. Fuck, I thought that you’d spread this shit like wildfire and I kinda like this place. I don’t want people to start teasing me because of something as prejudiced as gender.”

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    Basically, Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog get a bit drunk, which leads to some shenanigans involving the bedroom.

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