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    John and the gang in a superhero AU, in which they are a super heroes living in the Big Apple! They will gain mysterious powers, meet other heroes (and villains), and possible save New York City, or maybe even the world! However, they have a long way to go. Everyone is happy and mostly not dead.

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    English
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    9/?
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    30
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    1
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    1: Amputation, Davesprite/Hal
    2. Decapitation, Dirk/His Own Gross Kinks
    3. Piercing/Bodymods, Bro/Grandpa
    4. Masks/Covered Mouth/Covered Eyes, Kankri and Karkat
    5. Surgery, Dirk Jake and Hal

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/30
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    10
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    33
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    2
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    332
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    All was fine when Dave Strider and his three friends entered Skaia High, just as their older siblings had, until a strange boy came into their life. He was a cheerful young man, always positive and happy, but also quiet and reserved. What happens when the shy kid and the cool kid meet?

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    3/?
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    4
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    A story. One that you felt the need to make sure didn't go unknown. The story Spades Slick told that night that he sat down with you.

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    1,430
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    7/?
    Kudos:
    15
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    2
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    179
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    Your name is MS. PAINT and you are WORRIED SICK.

    It is three sixteen in the morning. You know this because you have been alternately pacing the living room and watching the clock for the last three hours. Your husband promised to be home by midnight. Short night, he said, just gonna play a little poker with the boys, don't fret, dollface.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    39
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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    3/?
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    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    156
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    Subject: Dignitary

    "Fuck I messed up the new dignitary. Should we just destroy it now? The idea's been eating at me for days."

    "Naw man just let Noir deal with it. There's no point in making another Dignitary when we know they're probably going to get killed either way. How many Dignitaries does a guy need to 'disappear' before he's satisfied."

    It's a known fact that Moirails were nearly impossible among perfectly cloned Carapacians. The only reason it wasn't fully impossible was because Jack is a stubborn bastard who stabs to death all societal norms.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    62
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    But if you can relate to any of this sh*t--if you feel something stirring inside or something--stop reading immediately. You might be one of us, congratu-f*cking-lations. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of f*cking time before those bastards sense it too, and they’ll come for you.
    Don’t ever f*cking say I didn’t f*cking warn you.

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    English
    Words:
    10,510
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    273
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,287,959
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1064
    Kudos:
    1344
    Bookmarks:
    263
    Hits:
    75325
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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    26,440
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    858
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    Karkat's dad drags him to a fourth of July party where he find out something he could have lived without knowing. He calls his uncle Slick for help.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
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    -Kissing on stage has no meaning

    Oh poor little thing. When he said that, little did he know that his drama teacher shipped him wih Dave and even smaller did he know that his drama teacher would do anything to make his ship sail.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    15
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1028
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    A high school alternate universe that follows the adventures of a freshman by the pseudonym of Crowbar. Co-written by a shark.

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    13
    Kudos:
    22
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    2
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    Your name is Calico Stubs. You belong to a race of alien species called the Felakits. Your kind my look like a humanoid cross between lizard and cat. But you be damned if some chump waves a little feathered toy in front of your face. And calls you a "good kitty".
    No.
    You and your people worked to hard to be just ridiculed. Your plant Chimera, it has faced to much. To many civil wars, and the great wars. Many corrupted leaders on your planet telling "their people" that this was the "final" stand. Albeit times have changed since "The Final Great War" with nation's finally working together "for peace". And despite being different races, Felakits of many diversities have seemingly forgotten the endless clash of warfare. "Were a 'civilized' species" cry out the international council. "We've changed!" They say once more to any outside civilization.

    Because in the end trading pacts and peace treaties don't matter. Profit only matters.

    That's were your Boss comes in.
    They want to take a piece of this Midnight City.
    If striking up this deal will make your boss happy. Then damn well your going to get the job done.

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    1,706
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    In the years following The End every member of the party has found a way to move on, except John. Instead he lives a life of mediocrity, the memory of godhood and freedom sitting in the back of his head taunting him with what he will never be again. And then a deceptively simple job lands him in the employ of a powerful man with few scruples and less mercy. But hey, at least John found his adventure. Right?

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    English
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    681
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    80
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    446
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    Dave doesn't hesitate to follow his brother into some shady, government agency to become an underground secret agent. Neither does John.

    All four of them would make a pretty good team if they weren't stupid, sarcastic assholes, and if the two boys could pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize how much their mutual crush is actually requited.

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    English
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    25,017
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    28
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    7
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    389
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    English
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    25,538
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    175
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    Dirk Strider is a ghost. Somehow Jake English can see him. Shit happens. They are not the main focus of the story, except the kind of are? I dunno, it's equally spread between all the other characters, except not really. Like I said before though, shit happens.

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    English
    Words:
    4,168
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    191
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    Vriska Serket lived her life in simple definitions. No matter how hard people tried to preach a grey area between black and white, she knew that most things boiled down to a single principal. She was a kleptomaniac, that girl over there with the cane was disabled, the "City of Light" was a utopia, etcetera.

    But as her world collided with that of Terezi Pyrope, she began to see the facets beyond the definitions. She began to see the stories.

    She began to see the shadows within her world of light.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,767
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    418

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