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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

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    Karkat's dad drags him to a fourth of July party where he find out something he could have lived without knowing. He calls his uncle Slick for help.

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    -Kissing on stage has no meaning

    Oh poor little thing. When he said that, little did he know that his drama teacher shipped him wih Dave and even smaller did he know that his drama teacher would do anything to make his ship sail.

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    57
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    A high school alternate universe that follows the adventures of a freshman by the pseudonym of Crowbar. Co-written by a shark.

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    19
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    Your name is Calico Stubs. You belong to a race of alien species called the Felakits. Your kind my look like a humanoid cross between lizard and cat. But you be damned if some chump waves a little feathered toy in front of your face. And calls you a "good kitty".
    No.
    You and your people worked to hard to be just ridiculed. Your plant Chimera, it has faced to much. To many civil wars, and the great wars. Many corrupted leaders on your planet telling "their people" hat this was the "final" stand. Albeit times have changed since "The Final Great War" with nation's finally working together-For peace. And despite being different in races, Felakits of many diversity have seemingly forgotten their clash in warfare. "Were a 'civilized' species" cry out the international council. "We've changed!" They say once more to any outside civilization. Because in the end trading pacts and peace treaties don't matter. Profit only matters.

    And your Boss wants to take a piece of Midnight City.
    If striking up this deal will make your boss happy. Then your going to get the job done. You always get the job done.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    1: Amputation, Davesprite/Hal
    2. Decapitation, Dirk/His Own Gross Kinks
    3. Piercing/Bodymods, Bro/Grandpa

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    3/33
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    6
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    17
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    2
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    In the years following The End every member of the party has found a way to move on, except John. Instead he lives a life of mediocrity, the memory of godhood and freedom sitting in the back of his head taunting him with what he will never be again. And then a deceptively simple job lands him in the employ of a powerful man with few scruples and less mercy. But hey, at least John found his adventure. Right?

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    1/?
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    Dave doesn't hesitate to follow his brother into some shady, government agency to become an underground secret agent. Neither does John.

    All four of them would make a pretty good team if they weren't stupid, sarcastic assholes, and if the two boys could pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize how much their mutual crush is actually requited.

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    5/?
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    Dirk Strider is a ghost. Somehow Jake English can see him. Shit happens. They are not the main focus of the story, except the kind of are? I dunno, it's equally spread between all the other characters, except not really. Like I said before though, shit happens.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    Vriska Serket lived her life in simple definitions. No matter how hard people tried to preach a grey area between black and white, she knew that most things boiled down to a single principal. She was a kleptomaniac, that girl over there with the cane was disabled, the "City of Light" was a utopia, etcetera.

    But as her world collided with that of Terezi Pyrope, she began to see the facets beyond the definitions. She began to see the stories.

    She began to see the shadows within her world of light.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    11
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    You scratched at the edge of your long sleeve shirt, desperate to get the feeling of euphoria from scratching your arms. However, you couldn't. You were out and about with a small group of your friends, and the last thing they needed was you rolling up your sleeves to show the dozens of bandages encasing your forearms. You knew you shouldn't, but the feeling of the dull pain, the satisfaction of seeing your skin bright red and many times bleeding was just too good. You hated yourself, and getting the pain you knew you deserved was too good. (Reader self harms and has their choice of comfort from any character they'd like.)
    ((UPDATE: This will only be written and updated as comments and requested characters are expressed to me. Just as a FYI.))
    ((UPDATE: Characters will be written and published in the order they are requested. Don't expect a recent request to be written soon, I have a backlog of 10+ characters atm.))

    ((UPDATE: Please wait to request characters from now until I say I'm ready, there are nearly sixteen chapters I need to write. Requests are being written but no new requests will be accepted from here on.))

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    16/?
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    Featuring

    Sollux/Aradia, Mouth-Fucking
    Karkat/Clover and Karkat/Dave, Cuckoldry
    Ms. Paint/Spades Slick, Sickfic & Hurt Comfort
    Judge Aimee Nixon & Judge Dirty Frank, First Time/Virginity
    Vriska/(Vriska) & Meenah/(Vriska), Bullying & Mouth-Fucking
    The Monarch/Dr. Missus The Monarch & The Monarch/Dr. Missus The Monarch/Dr. Tara Quymn, Kink Negotiation & Dubious Consent Fantasy
    Blood on the Dancefloor [Deadbolt Vampire/Demon, Prostitution]

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    18
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    1
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    Dave Strider is, most likely, fucked.

    After a brutal run-in with the Galactic Federation Rebels who call themselves 'Trolls', Dave is left with a barely functional ship, a crew of four to man it, and a single pair of badass shades.

    Also the weakpoint of the entire Rebellion, and therefore the knowledge of how to beat them.

    All he has to do is travel across the galaxy.

    No pressure.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    It’s the end of the world for Karkat Vantas as the dead begin to rise. Things should not have turned out this way. He should have lived a normal, boring life, he should have…Not had to worry about the creaks outside and whether or not he'll keep his loved ones alive.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    22,688
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
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    80
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    10
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    Diamonds Droog doesn't want to play. Spades Slick is too arrogant not to play against.

    Language:
    English
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    162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39

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