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    As the end approaches, a man has to make a choice. Except it is not.

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    490
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    1/1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    Maintaining a stable moirallegiance with a wildcard like Slick has never been easy for Droog, but when Slick's volatile kismesissitude with Snowman is involved, it becomes even more of a challenge. When Slick refuses to attend a 'meeting' with Snowman, Droog goes it alone. But Snowman is only interested in one member of the Midnight Crew, and it isn't Droog. Vague noir-style humanstuck with Diamonds Droog making his best effort not to become an auspistice.

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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    305
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    509
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    118
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    10520
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    Your name is MS. PAINT and you are WORRIED SICK.

    It is three sixteen in the morning. You know this because you have been alternately pacing the living room and watching the clock for the last three hours. Your husband promised to be home by midnight. Short night, he said, just gonna play a little poker with the boys, don't fret, dollface.

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    What does he do with his nights? Droog sees his.... and is compelled to fuss over the jackass. Not much else to do on a Friday night.

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    325
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    1/1
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    It's the middle of the night and Crowbar can't sleep.

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    Headcanon that Queens can subdue rebellious subjects (to a degree) through game-coded pheromones. Can be considered dubcon, so if that squicks you, best to move along.

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    English
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    1,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    3
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    425
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    Your name is Spades Slick. And the thing is, you don’t know how to navigate a rip tide.

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    What I feel home would be like in the SlickPaint household.

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    10
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    Her legs are too perfect. You want to rake your nails down her elegant calves, her luscious thighs; draw some blood, make a mark. Her sequined dress pools slightly on the desk beside her.

    You hate this woman.

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    7/?
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    You're Snowman, a femme fatale with the brains and looks and drive to run this damn city, a woman with charisma and charm and wicked eyes. A woman who's already earned a reputation as one no man can or will ever touch.

    Now, with Spades Slick sleeping in the other room, water pouring down on you from the leaky motel showerhead, you can't get the sound of his voice out of your head. Most people call me Jack. The first words he ever said to you, and you already knew you wanted him before he'd finished his sentence.

    Night three of Chapter 6 of Boomslang from Snowman's perspective. Lots of smut, and just a hint of backstory. Just how we all like it :)

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    A Hunger Games AU with homestuck characters

    John never expected that he would be picked for the reaping, but then, who did? But when his fellow Twelve, Rose, states that she'll win, that she wasn't just another walking corpse from Twelve, he thinks that surviving might not be as impossible as he thought it would be.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Your name is SPADES SLICK and you were only trying to teach the Felt a pointed lesson in respect around here. You weren't expecting to see her ever again.

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    Snowman understands the power clothes have intimately.

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    255
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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    108
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    Slick heads back to base after a rather trying tryst with his kismesis. Droog, of course, helps him unwind.

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    2
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    32
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    4
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    A little Snowslick vignette from a 20s humanstuck AU I never bothered fleshing out.

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    English
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    Comments:
    3
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    10
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    Your name is Spades Slick and your world is falling apart.
    No really, a gigantic green bastard is about to destroy your dream bubble.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,164
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
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