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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    34/34
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    1807
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    Even with all its loops and bends and brushes with doom their timeline stays on track.

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    734
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    1/1
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    5
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    21
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    A city of slain exiles, a man on the moon, and a pair of black lovers locked in a deadly dance.

    The (mostly) untold story of what could drive a simple mobster to destroy a universe with a single bullet.

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    10,031
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    10/?
    Comments:
    4
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    25
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    1
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    119
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    Terezi Pyrope is a freshly hired legislacerator in the police department of Swartz-port, the head of the vicious rattlesnake that is Deresite's underworld. However, she might have bitten off more than she can chew as she voluntarily takes the job of interrogating a reluctant informant, and is plunged into a insane world of crime, chance, chaos and crimson.

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    English
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    8,449
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    5
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    2
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    63
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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

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    English
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    8,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    9
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    240
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    He never knew he needed the other until it was to late. He was to stubborn. And thats what destroyed Spades Slick, and the Midnight Crew.

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    558
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    80
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    4 stabdads, 4 stabkids, a mob of green puppet men led by a sentient cueball, and a missing private eye.

    Add conflict, bloodshed, and a healthy dose of death.

    Mix well, and repeat.

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    English
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    4,699
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    2/?
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    27
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    Legends foretold of cursed Aztec gold aren't anything to sneer at, but they certainly do make quite a story. The infamous privateering Midnight Crew is about to learn the hard way why blood money is best left alone-- and that even eternal life comes with a price.

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    English
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    1,266
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    1
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    83
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    Русский
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    1,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    As the end approaches, a man has to make a choice. Except it is not.

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    English
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    490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    81
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    Maintaining a stable moirallegiance with a wildcard like Slick has never been easy for Droog, but when Slick's volatile kismesissitude with Snowman is involved, it becomes even more of a challenge. When Slick refuses to attend a 'meeting' with Snowman, Droog goes it alone. But Snowman is only interested in one member of the Midnight Crew, and it isn't Droog. Vague noir-style humanstuck with Diamonds Droog making his best effort not to become an auspistice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    318
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    541
    Bookmarks:
    122
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    11542
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    Your name is MS. PAINT and you are WORRIED SICK.

    It is three sixteen in the morning. You know this because you have been alternately pacing the living room and watching the clock for the last three hours. Your husband promised to be home by midnight. Short night, he said, just gonna play a little poker with the boys, don't fret, dollface.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    What does he do with his nights? Droog sees his.... and is compelled to fuss over the jackass. Not much else to do on a Friday night.

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    325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
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    127
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    Headcanon that Queens can subdue rebellious subjects (to a degree) through game-coded pheromones. Can be considered dubcon, so if that squicks you, best to move along.

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    English
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    1,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    30
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    3
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    655
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    Your name is Spades Slick. And the thing is, you don’t know how to navigate a rip tide.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    What I feel home would be like in the SlickPaint household.

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    1/1
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    10
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    14
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    Her legs are too perfect. You want to rake your nails down her elegant calves, her luscious thighs; draw some blood, make a mark. Her sequined dress pools slightly on the desk beside her.

    You hate this woman.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    497
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    You're Snowman, a femme fatale with the brains and looks and drive to run this damn city, a woman with charisma and charm and wicked eyes. A woman who's already earned a reputation as one no man can or will ever touch.

    Now, with Spades Slick sleeping in the other room, water pouring down on you from the leaky motel showerhead, you can't get the sound of his voice out of your head. Most people call me Jack. The first words he ever said to you, and you already knew you wanted him before he'd finished his sentence.

    Night three of Chapter 6 of Boomslang from Snowman's perspective. Lots of smut, and just a hint of backstory. Just how we all like it :)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    526
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    A Hunger Games AU with homestuck characters

    John never expected that he would be picked for the reaping, but then, who did? But when his fellow Twelve, Rose, states that she'll win, that she wasn't just another walking corpse from Twelve, he thinks that surviving might not be as impossible as he thought it would be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,093
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226

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