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Silly Magic - Life of Harry's Holy Magical Circus by DarkPhoenix713
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
9 May 2013
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Harry always knew he was strange. What he came to realize was that he was actually silly. Join Harry as he, Hermione, Neville, and an unwitting Draco unleash silly magic on Hogwarts, and maybe even the world! Draws on all of Monty Python's work, via the medium of Rowling's characters. Witness Voldemort as Reg of the Pureblood's Front of Magic! See Draco indicted for hating muggles 'a lot'! Neville is NOT a squib, and Hermione proves it - with science! McGonagall delivers a disciplinary Latin lesson! Is Hogwarts only a model? Harry silly-walks his way through the magical world, and Voldemort isn't quite dead yet! Lots of OOCness First chapter - parts of first year! R & R!
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Podfic of Sorting it Out by Lizbee read by Rhea314, Myira, and Falone42
Summary: The dialogue as various characters are Sorted. Not exactly my most interesting fic ever, but a pleasant way to spend half an hour.
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On the first of December 2017, four students are among the first years boarding the Hogwarts Express. What will their first day bring?
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- 2/2
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[Harry Potter is wrong. The Hat does not listen to requests.]
--better be Gryffindor!--
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Years later Severus wonders what it is he really wants as his children are sorted.
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- 190
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Being extremely loyal to his friends and family, Dean is sorted into Hufflepuff. It’s a completely logical progression, had anyone else spotted the first half besides the Sorting Hat.
Dean Winchester comes to Hogwarts. Nobody really knows what to do with him.
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Come in and take a look at the conversations Severus Snape, Millicent Bulstrode,Pansy Parkinson and other characters had with the Sorting Hat before they were sorted in to Slytherin. Written for the "Conversation with a hat" Challenge.
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I think we must expect great things from you, Mr. Potter.... After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things — terrible, yes, but great.
Harry Potter makes a different choice.
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- Part 180 of comment_fic drabbles
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Sorting is an inexact magic. Four students brave the Hat for a second time (including Tonks, after a fashion).
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When Aaron gets his Hogwarts letter he doesn't know what to expect, will he be disappointed?
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- 1,126
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"Sort" of Unfortunate by Taupefox59
Teen Titans (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comic), DCU - Comicverse, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2013
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Timothy and Kon-El end up at School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Dumbledore buys Kon a wand whilst Tim and the Sorting Hat have... significant misunderstandings.Series
- Part 3 of Quantam Tollbooth
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A new poem from the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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- 305
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- 45
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First year Harry was sorted into Slytherin and made a big splash at the end of year feast. This year he had kept his head down, but he couldn't leave alone the mystery of the Heir. When Fawkes drops something into his lap in the Chamber of Secrets, he puts it to use like a proper Slytherin.
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Before she went to Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson was a sweet, shy little eleven year old. But when she meets Draco Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express, she's forced to make a choice. Will she abandon her own nature for the sake of a friend?
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"I sometimes think we sort too soon." -Albus Dumbledore
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Barely the Sorting Hat had touched the boy's head, but it already spoke. "Slytherin!"
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The Sorting Ceremony by Irollforinitiative (Leiaprincess21)
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2012
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A little Sherlock/Harry Potter crossover fic for a Sherlocksecretsanta gift.
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Just a sort drabble from the sorting hat's point of view. repost from fanfiction.net
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Colin has always been quick to develop fascinations . . . for the right sorts of boys.
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In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn’t fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year. BANNER ADDED.