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    Mr. Waverly sends Napoleon and Illya to thwart THRUSH's latest plan. Hijinks ensue.

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    Your average “aliens made them do it” smut. Strapped down to a table, Rose has to save the Doctor’s life by licking his chest clean. 100% plot-free porn. Yuhuu! I’ve never written smut before this and therefore, don’t expect much. Like any first time, this probably sucks. It’s a gift for my lovely friend madjules. May the protocols of our chat leading to that always remain between you, me and the CIA guy who observes us.

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    In one corner of America, a woman is screaming, a smile is worn, a baby is born. In another corner of England, a storm is raging, Azkaban is silent, another baby is born.

    One year. That's all Tony has to pull through. One more year at Hogwarts until his life is his own.
    With an escaped Laufey on the ministry's hands and Loki thrown in the mix, there is more at large than what is merely printed in the papers.
    And then the accident.

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    Rose has turned in her arcane weapons and her tangerine robes for grist, but other gifts erase less easily. Once, imagining herself to need power, she bound her heart into a conduit for dark creatures outside time; and as they are creatures *outside time*, they do not (cannot) release her no matter what she's witnessed of their final fate.

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    Will has married Hannibal Lecter on forty-three planets already. What's one more? A Stargate Atlantis AU.

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    Avant de revenir dans le futur, Wolverine laisse un message dans la boîte aux lettres de Charles Xavier. Il tient à dire que ce n'était pas son idée, et que c'est (presque) aussi embarrassant pour lui.

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    Lorelei escaped again. This time she takes Phil, but she gives him to Melinda as a gift. A gift, Melinda can’t refuse. This is an ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT!

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    Fantasy AU based on a kink meme prompt.

    The seaside town of Iwatobi houses the ancient Water Temple, dedicated the the everlasting Water Spirit. It chooses a priest, typically one with a love of water, and a knight, one with the power to keep the priest safe. Everyone is convinced that the priest will be Haruka and Rin his chosen knight, as they are the top of their class and seem like the most likely candidates. However, when a priest is finally chosen during the annual ceremony, the only reason anyone knows about it is because Haruka is marked as the knight.

    And Haruka suddenly remembers, with a very cold feeling, that Makoto is afraid of the water because he says it always feels like there's something in it wanting to drag him down...

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    Really, Pegasus is in sore need of a porn channel.

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    “Are we okay?” Steve said, a little anxiously. Sam dragged his eyes away from Lorelei and pulled him into a hug, laughing, and said, “Dude, don’t even,” while Lorelei smiled beneficently on them both.

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    Pretty much what the title suggests, really.

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    Коллекция драбблов, от канона до АУ, от кидфика до чтения мыслей.

    40) амнезия, джен, 790 слов
    41) путешествие во времени, Луи/Ник, 750 слов
    42) Единорог!АУ, Луи/Ник, 950 слов

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    The Doctor and Donna visit an alien planet and it all goes wrong.

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    The Doctor and Donna visit an alien planet and it all goes wrong.

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    "Well," Bellamy says dryly, "this whole diplomacy thing sure is going great."

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    Aliens make them do it. Well ... maybe "make" isn't the right word.

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    After taking refuge in an alien shrine, Sam and Daniel are in for a surprise. It’s enough to permanently ruin their vocabulary. Response to a long-dead-aliens-made-them-do-it challenge.

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    When Benedict Cumberbatch went on Top Gear and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

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    On a sweet, sunny morning in a wayside inn, Zelgadis wakes up in bed with Xellos. He doesn't exactly remember the night, but, well, it doesn't take a genius to figure -

    And of course he does the sensible thing: he freaks out. After the panic, though, a smart chimera has to start asking questions. The answers involve Lina Inverse, Mazoku politics, mystical eggplant, stolen magical artifacts and hallucinogenic cookies.

    (Zel thinks he might have preferred the panic. And he still can't remember the sex.)

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    Jack and Daniel take advantage of a local custom for a little quality time.

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