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    possibly the worst crackfic ever. it's not even fucking funny it's not supposed to be. if you read this you're wasting your time and I'll laugh at you

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    'There's a whole other story, about that, a girl with mirrors over her eyes and a man who was scared to care about anything.' A podfic of The Vienna Game.

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    Terezi, freshly arrived in the dreambubbles after her canon death, runs into Sollux and finds out that she was right about him and Rose all along.

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    Tiny ficlets written for various prompts. 1) Calliope has only the best intentions. 2) Jake has a brilliant idea! 3) Dave/Jade angst. 4) Rose & Sollux on a plane. 5) Alpha!Rose considers her work. 6) Terezi & Dave play Clue.

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    In which Sollux and Rose are snarky, and possibly fall in love at the end of the world.

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    A week seems to go by in a flash.

    What about a week in Sollux Captor's life?

    With all the drama, he doesn't think that a week can be any longer.

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    Rose has turned in her arcane weapons and her tangerine robes for grist, but other gifts erase less easily. Once, imagining herself to need power, she bound her heart into a conduit for dark creatures outside time; and as they are creatures *outside time*, they do not (cannot) release her no matter what she's witnessed of their final fate.

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    She'd said brother, but she hadn't said anything about twin.

    Fuck.

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    There are stories of trolls who became helmsmen for large, powerful vessels, legends of their own right as they lead their battleships to victory.

    When Sollux imagines the life of a helmsman, it's not glory he sees. Instead he envisions those ports entwining with his limbs, draining him of power. Somehow, that vision feels good. Really fucking good.

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    Someone's messing with Rhozeh's kismesis. When Sollux comes to blame her for certain events, she's more than happy to take advantage of the situation.

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    Есть целая история об этом, о девушке с зеркалами на глазах и парне, который был слишком испуган, чтобы заботиться о чём-либо.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single troll in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a quadrant. When the young, rich Sollux Captor moves to Netherfield park, along with his standoffish moirail Kanaya Maryam, they soon become acquainted with the Miss Harleys, particularly Jade Harley and her older sister Rose.

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    The Houses at Hogwarts are segregated at all times. Bathrooms are divided up according to House, not gender. The Great Hall dinner tables might as well have walls built between them. Classes are taken with other members of one's House or not at all, the sole exception being Ancient Runes, which no one wishes to take except the Muggleborn Vantas boy. The only semblance of integration takes place in the library under the tyranny of the librarian, informally referred to as Her Imperial Condescension. Everyone seems to be content with this until a certain fifth year with curly horns and hair takes a stand for equality, risking everything in the process. Chaos ensues, turning everything that the wizards and witches of England take for granted on its head.

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    A collection of prompts from my promptsblog, the format of which is to suggest a few characters and an AU, which I then write three very long sentences about, using entirely more commas than a sane person should. Sometimes I get sneaky and write more than three!

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    You've been... you don't know, study buddies, something stupid like that, for most of spring semester.

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    Rose Lalonde is a delineated quantity, as are all aspects of Sollux's life, relegated to a specific box of categorization for his convenience. After all, every good programmer knows that it's necessary to assign one's variables.

    Kissing Rose Lalonde fails to be anywhere near as straightforward.

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    A sweep out of secondary training and down almost every friend he's ever had, Karkat Vantas is stuck eking out an unsatisfying existence as a supposed rust blood in the empire's lowest pay grade. It isn't until his college flush crush Sollux Captor returns out of nowhere one night, boasting strange new knowledge and powers, that he's pulled into something greater. Because not only is the bright red blood he's spent his whole life hiding from of the utmost importance, it is literally divine.

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    'There's a whole other story, about that, a girl with mirrors over her eyes and a man who was scared to care about anything.'

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    All that time you were looking up the wrong things, in your little seer's annex. All that time you were trying to understand the Universe, and you should have been paying attention to different questions. To how life works here. Dead is sometimes not permanent, wasn't permanent for Sollux the last time, but he's not God Tier either.

    And there is exactly nothing numinous about the stomach contents he's feebly depositing on the hem of your skirt.

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