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    You are having an actual decent restful day of sleep at Sollux's hive, which is enough of a novelty that you are determined to enjoy it. He usually either keeps you awake on purpose, probably because he gets off on being a jerk, or he passes out and you spend the day dealing with the fact that he's made entirely of sharp angles, which is just fucking fantastic. It took you an embarrassingly long time to realize that wait, his recuperacoon has two halves, because he has a fetish for an actual goddamn number. Whatever. Even if you're the biggest moron ever hatched for taking so long to realize, and even if it's ridiculous to be sleeping within arms reach of each other without actually sleeping together, this is going to be the best day you've ever spent at his place.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you were really angry when your mom told you you couldn´t go with your friends to the cinema that day as a punishment for arriving at 3 am yesterday. It was moronic but your father agreed, so there wasn´t much to do about it.

    You don´t know if you regret or feel relief that you weren´t in the car with your three best friends and the brother of one of them.

    Everything changes when you discover the accident wasn´t really an accident but a murder attempt.

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    Karkat accidentally stumbles across Sollux's nookworm, and...well, he's always wanted to try one, so why the fuck not?

    A drabble based on two wonderful pieces of art by Syblatortue!

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    It had been a lovely day for an excavation, and an even lovelier day to run to Sollux’s house and tell him everything she had found at her site. With her bag slung over her shoulder and filled with her most prized possessions: a hat, her archaeology gear and all the things she had found today that she could fit in there, she began her long walk. She couldn’t wait until she could be able to attend college and study anthropology and history in order to be able to become the archaeologist she always wanted to be. Aradia was having a great day.

    It was not a lovely day to have her blood spilt all over the tarmac.

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    CG: IN CASE YOU *MUST* KNOW FOR SOME GOD-FORSAKEN REASON, I DECIDED TO TRY OUT MARTIAL ARTS IN MY NEW TOWN. I SAW A SIGN AND MY DAD SIGNED ME UP FOR A TRIAL.
    TA: and howd iit go
    CG: I MET KIND OF AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON, I GUESS. AT LEAST, HE WAS LESS OF AN EYESORE THAN ANYONE ELSE THERE.
    TA: ooh, CG ha2 a CRU2H.

    In which two oblivious dumb boys who are friends online accidently meet each other IRL through Taekwondo but don't realize it for a LONG TIME. Feat. Bro Strider as the head instructor, Terezi as Sollux's blind sister who knows what's up, and Sollux as the head instructor's assistant who's in charge of teaching new people.

    (Title is from a really lame Kpop song titled Wowowow by SHINee. Because Taekwondo is Korean, get it? Hah, author is lame.)

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    [9:31:03 PM] professor slutborn: what if i wrote a fic centered around my au karkat, late me go!kat
    [9:31:16 PM] Bee Furry: pls

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    It's difficult feeling and being treated like a mutant, but it's also difficult being dead.
    Why not become friends, seeing as neither of you have any.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    You want to live on Karkat Vantas' plush rump. Or die on it. You would fucking drown yourself in your fucking best friend's sweet, criminally curvaceous glutes.

    (First, though, you're going to find both Striders and shove their noses into the club's dirty, spilled-soporifics-sticky floor, because your expanded rump-related vocabulary has to be due to their horrible influence.

    And then you'll smother yourself with Karkat's glutes.)

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    Or: a fic about Karkat's ass.

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    Collection of drabbles requested on my tumblr so I don't clutter up the archive. Various pairings and AUs. Feel free to request something if you'd like at 2olluxvanta2.tumblr.com or shslpageofheart.tumblr.com.

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    You hate him. You hate him with a fiery passion from Hell. It burns inside of you to the point where trying to proceed with a black romance with him would seem impossible because you only want to kill him. But then you stop for a moment, realize that you can be irrational sometimes, and remember that he's got a really nice smile. And his hands are soft. And he's really warm. And that you actually kind of love him.

    Maybe that's why you're so crazy around him.

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    ==> Present Sollux: You know what you have to do.

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    This is the story of a puerile man, no, an adolescent knight, fighting a silent battle within himself. He was my best friend, companion, hero, and his story needs to be told, not for self fame, or anything kindred, but because if his story reached someone, I can only hope that they'd take it to heart and be able to save someone else who might be suffering the same fate as my friend. Because we couldn't save him, and now we are one angel short in this world.

    My denomination is Rose Lalonde, and this is the story of Dave Strider...

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    It can be healthy to just start things over when it gets too bad. However, some things need to be seen through to the end before you can move on.
    Sometimes the end can be a little traumatizing for all involved parties.

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    Karkat finds a new way to hate his very existance.

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    "Dietrich Bane Strider," he said loudly, "do you grant verbal consent to the removal and alchemization of your current mortal soul for the life of David Elizabeth Strider, in whatever condition he may arise in, so swear you upon all unholy and decrepit?"

    "...I swear."

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    So you're going to college. Big whoop. Except that you're the only person in your entire fucking family to even make it through high school, let alone get all the way to college. Frankly, there was never enough money to maintain either. Anyway, you're in college. It's a lot like high school, 'cept everyone here is adults and you have to handle your own. No big brother to take down the bullies. And the crushes. Yeah. The crushes suck.

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    Karkat has one spot in the woods. It's his spot, no one else knows about it. Or that's what he thought, until he meets another boy, who may be like him in more ways than he thinks.

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