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    In which the world - every world - is Ending, and all that's left is a Promise, a Bargain and a Grudge.

    Or, a bunch of assholes run around trying to keep the world (and every other world) from going BOOM.

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    5/23
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    37
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    63
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    15
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    “Putting it in your mouth ith kosher but God forbid if you touch a forethkin, that’th definitely where God drawth the line. You moron.”

    Karkat Is Too Jewish For This: The Motion Picture: The Fanfic.

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    "All grubs naturally exit the breeding caves with grayscale eyesight. Since Alternia’s social structure is based on blood color, one of the first things taught in schoolfeeding is how to tell castes apart by the characteristics of their signs, horns, and teeth, and it’s mandatory for every troll to own a copy of “Her Imperial Condescension’s Book of the Hemospectrum and its Castes” in case they ever forget.

    (You've learned not to correct when they think you’re a lighter green blood. Sometimes, you can even trick yourself.)

    Colorbonds, therefore, have become a symbol of troll serendipity. Basically, when two fated trolls touch, hormones on their skin set off chemical receptors in the eyes, allowing a certain section of the color-range to become visible based on the destined quadrant."

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    1/?
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    22
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    Sollux needs a new distraction in life, but a human pet is not what he had in mind. How will this child change his life? How will he change this child's life? Read to find out.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    37
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    51
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    4
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    716
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    Your name is Kankri Vantas. Between a flooded library and dealing with your uncensored friends, your life has never been much exciting. That all changes when one day, you find a wounded alien on your front porch.

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    4,129
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    9
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    3
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    71
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    It was just supposed to be a bet. A game between friends. Who would have thought that it would lead to this much suffering?

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    9
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    15
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    2
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    It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’

    In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer... Or, he's supposed to be.

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    23,656
    Chapters:
    11/12
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    38
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    117
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    25
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    Karkat is the new kid in school after being kicked out of his last three. Crabdad wants to keep him close what will happen to this poor kid when he meets the rest of the trolls and the kids?

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    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    4
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    2
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    98
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    One does not escape from Her Imperious Condescension's ship. This goes double if one is a powerful psionic directly descended from the current engine.

    It's hard to have infamous Ancestors. It's hard, and nobody understands.

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    17,654
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    11
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    4
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    During his day of shopping for supplies Sollux Captor encounters a slave auction at the end of the market street. Somehow driven to keep the young and battered troll before him from the Highblooded and impure minded slave owners bidding on him he buys the troll Karkat Vantas. However he soon learns that rehabilitating a violent and and vengeful troll will be harder than he would have ever imagined. And Karkat doesn't know what to think of his lisping and clumsy owner.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    5
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    32
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    8
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    Sollux wanted to tell karkat something important but when that goes down horribly sollux needs to find a new way to cope. But things may change to his favor in the end.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    "Sollux has been strung up in the Helmsblock alongside his Ancestor. This was the Empire's first and last mistake."

    -Anonymous Prompt

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    March 29: No update this weekend! I've been out of town. Next weekend will be a long weekend for me so hopefully I'll have more time to sit down and write.

    I try to keep the momentum going and update once or twice a week (usually Wednesday and Sunday) but sometimes I'm slow for a variety of reasons which may include any of the following: drawing art for a chapter, nonlinear writing, making a billion edits, and temporary laziness.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    139
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    31
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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    136
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    Karkat Vantas was caught illegally downloading...music??
    He was sent to the home of the weirdest, ludicrously, mysterious jail in the country. Little did he know that the place wasn't just a jail, but also contains a sinister laboratory that experiments on humans.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Why does this human try to find me? Sure I saved his life once and he's just like, hey you saved my life lets be friends! But that was a year ago and he's still trying to find me! I hate it and it doesn't help that my fucking scales barely blend into the jungle.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    “Don’t be so sure of yourself,” you snark back idly, distracted by the deliberate motions of his fingers over your skin. “Maybe you’re so sexually incompetent I’ll swear off dick forever."

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    1/1
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    It's amazing how one little bug in the code can screw so much up. But when it comes to Karkat and Sollux, screwing up is just another way of making things right.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    15
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    90
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    30
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    1184
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    Okay, I know the relationships they say in the tags. But this is mainly just John and Dave. There may or may not be little side bits with the other relationships.

    Basically, they're dorky kids growing up into just as dorky adults.

    I won't give spoilers, just know I don't like unhappy endings.

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    English
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    6,662
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

    Series
    • Part 1 of 2x2
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,573
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    127
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    516
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    116
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    For years, it had been thought that mermaids were a myth. Only now do you know they aren't.

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    English
    Words:
    6,681
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    743

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