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Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.
Not you.
When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.
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Post-Sburb/grub, you, Sollux Captor, are dealing with very few issues. You have a matesprit, a moirail and a cozy little camp of 12 of your closest friends and enemies. Wait, did you say 12? You meant 11. It seems someone is missing and your matesprit is going to find out why. Oh, and she'll be taking you along for the ride.
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That sends him into a fit of snorts and really geeky giggles. You are officially surrounded by geeks. “Jeguth, are you theriouth? You finally have realithed your Caliginouth feelingth for KK?”
“You know it, gonna’ have him moanin’ my name tonight.”
“Jeguth… tho damn pervy Thtrider…” He chuckles running a hand through his hair.
“Dude, I’m kidding, it’s still totally against the Strider code to bone your best bro’s girl.” You reply firmly and are proud to make him burst into another fit of his geeky giggles.
“I…” He gasps trying to catch his breath. “Jutht pictured you thcrewing him while in a drethh…” With that he’s gasping into his hand once more.
“What the fuck? Wait, woah, wait now, would I be wearing the dress or would it be him? Sollux, for fucks sake, seriously man, me or Karkles? We both know I would look like a goddess in a fucking dress so it must be Karkat you’re talking about. Dude, it’s not that funny… Bro, stop laughing, for fuck’s sake man… Oh, and that whole thing was completely butchered too. You slaughter words. No word is safe in your presence. Man, are you even listening?”
Welp, still went better than you thought it would.
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A short humanstuck in second person.
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"So, what's you're name?" he continued to calmly speak while he set himself a spot next to her on the balcony.
"Aradia Megido. Archeology Major. And you are?"
"Sollux Captor. Gaming and Graphics Major. Nice to meet you aa." -
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Holy shit, I accidentally deleted my entire work. I cannot believe myself. I feel like the biggest fucking idiot right now. Um.
Anyway.
How to not be pregnant, the fanfiction. And the word abstinence doesn't show up at all.
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Normally you love the color red. It is the best color in the world, the tastiest too. Even before you went blind you loved that color, and it's probably the only thing you really miss about your sight.
You normally love the color red.
Except right now you absolutely hate it.
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- Part 1 of Midnight Life
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While some might read it for the prawn, personally I eel it's reelly about the puns. Allow me to shoal you some out of context.
"Wait a minnow, I've got this," she says in utmost concentration.
"I might be just a boat distracted. It's hard," she continues, long hair draped everywhere as she reaches up to fondle his horns, "to stay clam."
"These puns are getting worse," Sollux observes. "They're so bad it's scaly."
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Your name is John Egbert and you and your troll friends have found this amazing new species called humans.
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Nepeta gets a weird feeling from one of the trolls after the game is won and she needs to talk to someone about it. Someone she can trust, Kanaya the rainbowdrinker. But as she is being helped can she she help the shy jadeblood come out of her shell and find someone who deserves her. Not an Alternate Universe fic, but it is after the kids won the game.
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Because a royal purple cape on a royal purple ponce is almost offensively ironic. And because Dave hears the refrain of Dude Looks Like a Lady everytime Eridan walks by.
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You just don't think you can handle them anymore.
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- Part 7 of PoliceForcestuck
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Eridan always ruins everything. To be fair, he usually doesn’t mean it. To be unfair, that makes it even worse.
(A >Connect sidestory.)
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- Part 5 of ˃Connect
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An alternate timeline where twelve trolls and four humans defeat a long lived empress and discover the second longest living troll left: the Helmsman.
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Eridan Ampora is a table lamp.
No, light is necessary.
He’s a cuttlefish.
No… kicked and hurt, yeah, but you have to take care of your pets, or they leave you, rather than the other way around.
He’s a granola bar.
Yeah.
A cheap snack, the kind that everyone had the captchalogue code to, the kind that’s just enough to get you through, ’cause it’s still food, and that’s what matters. The kind you alchemize and eat on autopilot. The kind you just consume, without appreciating it at all.
Feferi licks her fingers and drops another crumpled wrapper to the floor.
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One day at the local park, Sollux spies some people picking on an obviously gay kid. Sollux helps pick the up , but does not stop the other group from abusing the boy. As time progresses, Sollux finds himself becoming closer and closer to the hipster photographer, and falls in love. Theres one problem with that. Sollux finds out that, not only did Eridan, his new friend, and Feferi, his girlfriend, used to date, but Feferi is the one who set the group of boys on Eridan to beat him up. What will Sollux do now?
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ANOTHER EriSol Fanfiction. THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER I PROMISE
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- Part 2 of EriSol Fics
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For the Homestuck Reverse Bang 2012.
In which Feferi is a mermaid, Sollux is a preacher's son, and love, fate, death and freedom are as intertwined as the chords of a song.
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About 10 sweeps ago, a mysterious disease killed off each and every mother grub on Alternia. In desperate need to reform their reproductive system, the Jade bloods, at Her Royal Condescension's order and under the watchful eyes of her blueblooded henchmen, started to genetically modify the bodies of young trolls and raised them as 'surrogates' for the sake of preserving the troll race.
But while most of those modified trolls are only artificially inseminated, some of the most physically fit are sold off to those highbloods who embraced the fundamental change of the reproductive system and now refuse to let their genetic material being mixed with that of lowbloods.
Sollux Captor, a young mutant (a quality that likely would have have him culled (or worse) before the extinction of the mother grubs), was chosen as a surrogate by nobody else but the matesprit of Her Royal Heiress, the Princess of Alternia. And deep down beneath the ocean, he might learn to appreciate some of the more refined alterations the Jade bloods conducted on his body...