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    You kind of hate yourself for feeling like this because he’s an annoying douche who doesn’t know how to stop talking, but you probably hate yourself even more for hanging off his every word like every weird vaguely sexual soliloquy he mumbles to nobody in particular extends your lifespan by a year or two.

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    Dave gets a troll virus on his computer and needs help. There's not much more to it than that. ... or is there?

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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    You're tired. You're always tired. You should sleep. You always sleep. Your life is a routine of sleeping, smoking, drinking, and popping pills. An endless cycle that should kill you sooner or later. Sometimes, you hope sooner. Usually, you hope sooner. He found you, discarded and abandoned, and cleaned you up. Then, he left. You owe him your life. You hardly want your life. You want him back. And finally, eventually, he does come back.

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    John finds Eridan, hopeless and nearly lifeless, and sees an angel who lost his way. He picks his angel back up again and gives him something to live for, along with returning the feelings that broke him in the first place. Gentle love and blooming hope are delicate things, but Eridan hands John something much more precious and even more profound. His trust.

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    Dave introduces Sollux to the sin that is mountain dew. Shenanigans ensue.

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    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

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    6/?
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    What better cliche than a college au with a theatre nerd and a douchebag jock?

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    Tumblr prompt- Muse A is a vampire whos lived for 100s of years, Muse B is a descendant of muse As first love

    I can't summary.
    I also can't write.
    Please enjoy.

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    Read the title again
    (Book originally on Wattpad)

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    Karkat returns to school after the holidays only to find out that during that time, Sollux got a little bored and hacked the rival school's system sending them bankrupt.
    Without any money to keep their school standing, the kids from said rival school have joined Karkat's and the highschool doubles in size.
    One of these new students, Dave Strider, decides that Karkat would make an interesting friend.
    Why? no-one knows.
    Shenanigans ensure.

    DISCONTINUED AS I HAVE NO INTEREST IN FINISHING THIS STORY, sorry guys

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    Sollux Captor has not always been Sollux Captor. Confused yet? So was he.

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    "She makes me feel so happy and full that I think I'm going to puke sometimes."

    Dave wrinkles his nose. "Love is gross like that, isn't it?"

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    Sollux is a kid fresh out of highschool who needs money and does super low budget porn movies for Bro Strider. Dave, not liking what Bro lets other actors do to Sollux, tries to get Sollux out of the situation.

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    On December 21st, 2012, the world /did/ end, but not in the way anyone expected.

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    Who knew making you immortal would make death your biggest fetish? Somebody should really explain it to everybody else, but when you're part of the Dead Kids Club... everybody else just doesn't get it. Sorry Roxy.

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    Karkat has to go pick up a mischievous pair of moirails from jail and is not pleased.

    (This one feels a bit weird, I'm not quite sure if I like how it turned out. Oh well)

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    Sollux stood up and leaned against the bars to look at his partner. "You alright over there?" He asked, his voice raspy. It was painful having psiionics suppressed when they weren't meant to be.
    "Yeah, I'm probably better than how you're going, Captor." Dave responded, continuing to lay on the ground, making the action look so damn casual.

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