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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Every bit of hope you had in her actually wanting you there and this not being a twisted attempt at revenge fade as her smug smirk surfaces, and she touches your hand, leans in, and smirks:

    “So, we count you in as only one, right?”

    And maybe it’s the cold touch of her skin on yours that makes you want to put that hand in bleach, maybe it’s the vivid echo of all the things she shouted to you, back in that night, maybe it’s that, for once, you really really want to win this break-up, but you take your hand back slowly, steadily, and it must be the adrenaline of the moment because you’re pretty sure you’d be mortified to say these words in any other situation:

    “Oh no, please, mark me as a plus-one. I’ll be bringing my boyfriend.”

    Your boyfriend. You real-life boyfriend. Someone you’re supposed to have been dating for a long time now, because you’re obviously completely over her and you’ve met new people, you’ve had new relationships, and you’re not a nearly-30-year-old loner that has been single ever since he broke up with the only girl that ever bothered to date him and will probably die alone surrounded by cats.

    Yeah, that boyfriend.

    You're in deep shit.

    (A.k.a: The Wedding Fic)

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    11
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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    13/?
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    Wherein a debt is called, FLARP is played, and suddenly Sollux Captor finds himself in the middle of a terribly-planned coup. Contains caste politics, an incredible amount of snark, an inadvisable basement operating theatre, quite a lot of relationship drama, and too many fucking pesterlogs since our hero never leaves his hive.

    ==> Play the game

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    23/?
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    Karkat Vantas and a bunch of his friends find something that they thought was never real.

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    3/?
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    2
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    "You're tough. But I'll break you."

    In which Vriska gets her revenge on Aradia a little differently.

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    When the world is overrun by dead cannibalistic lunatics near the end of summer, survivors try to withstand the obstacles they meet in order to get through the impending apocalypse as they become willing to do almost anything to preserve their own lives.
    Humanstuck, Zombiestuck. All characters are 18 years old.
    Questions can be sent to aradiiaa.tumblr.com.

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    17/?
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    Six students start a club where they write down the names of people they wish to kill, but never take any of it into action. However, one student writes down their own name and suddenly everyone is worried of losing them.

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    One does not escape from Her Imperious Condescension's ship. This goes double if one is a powerful psionic directly descended from the current engine.

    It's hard to have infamous Ancestors. It's hard, and nobody understands.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[A long fic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system.]]

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    Eridan always thought he was a mistake. So did the other trolls. Nothing ever turned out right for him. Nothing at all. But when he gets a matesprit, he changes his mind. But of course being the troll he is, things go terribly wrong. ((Erisol fanfic)) Warning: self harm, suicide attempts, swearing, adult shit later maybe(?)

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    15/?
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    Sollux Captor has resigned himself to the continuous sledge of day-to-day work in a record shop alongside Dave Strider when one day he stumbles into a Goth show. There he meets the mysterious Aradia Megido who drags him deeper into the music world then he'd ever wanted to delve.

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    4/?
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    5/?
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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    High School AU/fic based upon Battlestuck written by blinkocracy.

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    9/?
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    20/20
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

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    38/?
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    "All grubs naturally exit the breeding caves with grayscale eyesight. Since Alternia’s social structure is based on blood color, one of the first things taught in schoolfeeding is how to tell castes apart by the characteristics of their signs, horns, and teeth, and it’s mandatory for every troll to own a copy of “Her Imperial Condescension’s Book of the Hemospectrum and its Castes” in case they ever forget.

    (You've learned not to correct when they think you’re a lighter green blood. Sometimes, you can even trick yourself.)

    Colorbonds, therefore, have become a symbol of troll serendipity. Basically, when two fated trolls touch, hormones on their skin set off chemical receptors in the eyes, allowing a certain section of the color-range to become visible based on the destined quadrant."

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    3/?
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    Its hard being a teenager. Especially when death is staring you in the face. 15 teenagers fight for their lives while facing horrible zombies. Who will make it, and who will perish to the flesh eating foes?

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    When Karkat is mysteriously turned into a woman, him and his wife must make do until they can find a cure to reverse him back to a man. It's much eaiser said then done, especially while he learns to be a father as a woman, good thing his brother is a genious.

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    2/?
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    Aradia encounters a mysterious troll who gives her a scroll and tells her to protect it with her life. She doesn't dare open it, but what does it contain that's so important? Cheesy summary, better fanfic. Straight shippings only but mentions of other ships; Ancestors are included. Multiple POVs. T rating for language. Disclaimer: Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck.

    PREVIEW: You are Aradia Megido and you enjoy walking around near your hive where the beach and ocean stretched far beyond your sight.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    26
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    4
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