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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    6/?
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    6
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    37
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    1
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    366
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    Snooping out leads on a new case is usually pretty simple for Scout, but when he has to do it at one of the fanciest galas of the year, without letting anyone in on who he actually is? That's a little tougher.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    24
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    3
    Hits:
    201
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    In which Snooping Scout's life is simultaneously ruined and vastly improved.

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    2,132
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    1/1
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    10
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    107
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    Scout is really sick of having to choose between his job and his boyfriend.

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    1/1
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    18
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    1
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    220
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    A series of Mobsterswitch shorts that don't fit anywhere else. Some AU.

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    2,714
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    173
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    When people say that Metropolis Central doesn’t sleep, it’s only a half truth. It’s true that there are no times at which this city is ever truly asleep, but there are times when it isn’t really awake, either. At the odd hours of night, when the sun is just ready to creep over the horizon but hasn’t made its way there yet, the city exists in a delirious and drowsy state. It’s then that you can get your dirtiest of businesses done.

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    828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    245
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    Bikini Bottom AU of Mobsterswitch

    Patrick's five point body hungered for fear, he wanted every lobster and every clam to live in fear of his reign, so afraid, that their shaking would crack the shells, and the newly exposed soft insides were ripe for squishing.

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    803
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
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    309
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    It's three in the morning and you're asleep. Yeah, sure. Doesn't matter anyway, someone's at your door, and whenever someone's around that early, it ain't good.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    15
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    2
    Hits:
    319
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    Scofflaw introspects.

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    1,019
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    2
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    317
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    Godhead Pernicious Innovator regards his creation grimly.

    His heavily jewelled fingers brush a petal, and it glows for a moment, then it falls.

    It will regrow, only different.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    711
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    You’d all get angry and bolster each other out of black rages and check the viciousness of violent impulses, at and the end of the day you’d all wind up in your apartment celebrating a job well done.

    Not tonight though, you think.

    Series
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    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    2
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    575
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    Scofflaw looked exhausted. Even sleeping he was frowning about something, and there were circles reminiscent of Innovator’s under his eyes.

    Series
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    English
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    824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    502
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    Eventually, the tremors stop and he is in control completely again. Bored to hell and back and in control, just like always, he thinks bitterly.

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    English
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    4,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    423
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    It was the impending doom of being locked in a cell that had you scared, because with your amount of priors the cops’d lock you away and conveniently misplace the key until you offed yourself or got someone else to kill you.

    Series
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    English
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    2,876
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    573
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    You like your crew. You really, really do. But there were some days, honestly, where you just cannot deal with them, and some days where you need someone to vent to who could just take it without trying to help at all.

    After that thought, for some weird reason, you find yourself standing outside of Snooping Scout’s apartment building. Eh, why not?

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    English
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    1,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    565
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    Summary

    He's not still mad about that, is he?

    Series
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    English
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    894
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    359
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    Seriously, what choices did you make to end up here: pantsless on the floor of Scout's shithole apartment, with a vomit-stained jacket, a headache, and Scout yelling at you about how you're friends and how it would be really weird for you to have sex?

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    English
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    4,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2320
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    You were of half a mind to get roaringly drunk and blow something up, like the Fuzz’s station. Never mind that such a thing would be suicide.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    655
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    A few centuries of shady living allowed you to acquire certain skills, and if you’re not army-surgeon standard, you can at least dig out bullets and put stitches in more or less the right place. You just hope that nothing vital was hit even though that looks to be a near certainty, because you can’t do anything about that.

    Series
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    English
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    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    499
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    A dog, no matter how much you wanted one, was out of the question.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    578

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