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    The news runs like a wildfire through the galaxy.

    “The Jedi Killer is no longer a part of the First Order,” declares Armitage Hux, the new Supreme Leader of the First Order standing with his guard of loyal stormtroopers behind him. "He is disloyal to all. A traitor to all."

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    Kylo Ren has decided to give Ben Solo another chance. But of course things aren't that simple. With Snoke still torturing him at every turn, Ben struggles to keep hold of the Light, but at least this time he has help. Han Solo is determined to aid his son by doing what he knows how to do best, running away. At least this time he's taking his son with him, and by the Galaxy is he going to make the most of it. It's time to teach Ben the ropes. He'll make a Smuggler out of him yet.

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    "I'm scared. I feel things I shouldn't be able to."
    He reached for her but she quickly pulled away, not wanting to touch him as if it would make the situation worse.
    "I feel everything. I feel your pain, my pain, everyone's pain and it hurts! I feel like I'm being torn apart and I'm scared!" she cried.
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    A simple girl with no past is thrust into a war she never knew existed in the first place where she's forced to face off against an enemy who's more like her than anything else. A battle of good and evil, hate and love. Who will win?

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    Ben Solo, your first love, is not at all how you remember him. Instead, he is Kylo Ren, commander of the First Order--but perhaps you aren't how he remembers you, either.

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    Alternate Timeline:
    Kylo Ren sneaks out for a drink on Jakku* after murdering Lor San Tekka and burning Tuanul to a crisp. Rey is a scavenger by day and a bartender by night in Niima Outpost.

    Notes about the AT:
    1. Poe manages to escape Jakku with the Map to Skywalker (or so it seems).
    2. As a result, Rey never joins up with the Resistance.
    3. However, Rey ~does eventually stumble upon her own Force-sensitivity thanks to an unexpected Force-bonding session.

    (*I’m making the assumption that inhabitants of Jakku don’t know what Kylo’s face actually looks like. I'll also be taking some liberties with the amount of time that passes between canonical events for the sake of world-building.)

    PS: I listen to music when I write, so I'll try to include my songspiration at the forefront of each chapter.

    Lovingly beta'd by @CSPatel!

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    "Someday, Rey, there will come a time when you will have to marry,” her mother said, nameless, faceless, “and if you're lucky he'll be a good and kind man.”

    Raised and employed by Unkar Plutt in Jakku after the death of her parents as a child, Rey Kenobi is convinced that being a servant is all that she's meant to be, but after she's bought by General Hux and his wife Phasma and brought to the Empire of the First Order everything changes when she encounters him.

    Kyo Ren is a man she's seen in her dreams for as long as she can remember. Rey hopes that she's lucky enough that he's both.

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    Agent 2319: An operative responsible for countless known/unknown successes relating to the First Order. It was only a matter of time before Agent 2319 received a mission from Supreme Leader Snoke himself. It was only a matter of time before the agent would have to work alongside Commander Kylo Ren.
    And, let it be known, if you are an agent of The First Order, you are in far too deep to back out now.

    (Written in First POV, but OC is a potential self-insert, with no name, no physical traits, etc)

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    Doctor Armitage Hux is an esteemed alien veterinarian. He gets a job at Oasis Sens, a pleasure resort where, for the right price, wealthy men across the Galaxy can pay to spend the night with a variety of alien species. After years of suppressing his love of aliens, he finds himself in the helpless grip of one bug-like xenomorph, Kylo Ren.

    Thanks for help from call the cops for coming up with some deviously heart wrenching ideas for this fic!

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    Summoned to a screening test for a top secret mission, the Reader, a technician is pulled into the world of the Force and the Sith. After being selected as the chosen candidate they find themselves working and living closely with the one they never thought they would meet.

    Now a pupil to Commander Kylo Ren, the Reader must learn to use her new powers and prove useful to the Order. Otherwise who knows what fate Supreme Leader Snoke may bestow upon them.

    (TL:DR Reader becomes Kylo Ren's pupil and must learn quickly before being deployed on a mission that leads to some awkward living conditions.)

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    It’s the most wonderful time of the year… unless you are Kylo Ren, a very single lawyer living in New York, who has three weeks to find a girlfriend to bring home for Christmas with his estranged family. The request his boss had doesn’t help! Nor the fact that the young British Art student he hires as his “girlfriend” is so damn cute. And don’t get him started on the snowstorm!

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    Rey is living day-to-day in Seattle, WA, trying to finish her degree in mechanical engineering. She meets an odd, quiet stranger named Ben who seems like he just needs a friend and understanding. But there's been a string of bizarre murders across the country and Ben has a power that awakens something otherworldly in Rey. They both attract dangerous attention...

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    After Ren assaults Lt. Mitaka, Dopheld and Hux try to keep everything together.

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    In a universe where Finn was late to rescuing Poe Dameron, Supreme Leader Snoke thinks he can break down the best pilot in the Resistance to punish Leia — and enlists Kylo Ren to do it.

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    After the Battle of Crait, Kylo and Hux struggle to turn their conflict fraught relationship into something more collaborative. The Force itself, however, has far grander plans for the two ambitious men.

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    Two years after they got together, Poe and Finn are living the peaceful life they both wanted… until Kylo calls Poe and lets him in on a secret that could ruin their careers. As the couple packs up to follow the pop star to LA and sort things out, family trouble arises, and Finn has to stay in New York. Finn and Poe must be strong together from far apart, but can their relationship last when life seems to be pulling them apart?

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    Final installment of Fem!Reader x Kylo Ren. After defecting with the newly created Kylo Ren to the First Order, you've begun your training under Supreme Leader Snoke. Learning to channel the Dark Side is arduous and harder than you ever realized, and it takes a toll on your relationship with Kylo. How will it end for you both?

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    So this is how he'll die. With thunderous applause.

     

    When you live long enough, you see the same eyes in the different people.
    I see your eyes. I know your eyes.

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    A fan rewrite of The Last Jedi.

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    The courtship between omega Armitage Hux and his teacher, alpha Snoke ends after Armitage fails a crucial test. He is then kicked out of the house by Brendol.

    Five years later, Armitage finds himself working for an alpha who a book store and thinks Armitage is a beta because he's taking pills that block his seasonal heat. But when he gets a raise and loses his health coverage, his prescriptions run out. Armitage is then faced with the option to either quit, or come out to his boss. Unfortunately, Armitage doesn't want to do either.

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