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    Tony loves being in Asgard. He is healed and free from the physical scars left by years as Iron Man, and the emotional scars left by everything. And he loves being Thor's mate. So why is he drawn to Loki? Why does it seem like when he looks at the Trickster God, Loki is staring right back? Why is Tony intrigued when green eyes shift to red and pale skin flickers to blue?
    Loki doesn’t know what to do with Anthony Stark. The legends speak of the Thunder God and the Trickster God sharing a soul, a mate, a heartbeat– and there was a time when Loki believed in that. There was a time when the idea of sharing someone with Thor had thrilled some secret part in his heart. Before finding out about his true parentage. Before the wars and the deceptions and the anger.
    It seems happiness is out of Loki’s reach, especially happiness that includes Tony. So why is he unable to stay away? And when his glamour slips and Tony sees his Jotunn form, why doesn’t he run like everyone else?
    Loki doesnt believe that he deserves happiness, and is terrified he will scare Tony away.
    But thats fine. Because if he is alone, he can’t hurt anyone with the Frost that flows through his veins.

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    6/17
    Comments:
    16
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    641
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    Arthur, Gwen, and the Knights of the Round table return just to be taken by an unknown organization.

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    3,277
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    718
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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

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    125,342
    Chapters:
    29/?
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    3561
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    4459
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    1117
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    83317
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    There were only two things Tony Stark hated about being a Slytherin. Mind you, the title of Head Boy of a Hogwarts House wasn’t to be taken for granted, but still. Tony was pissed.
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    Or, the one in which Slytherin is forced to get cozy with Gryffindor, Tony is forced to get cozy with Steve, and Tony doesn't like it in the slightest.
    That is, until he kind of does.

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    English
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    4,169
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    631
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    Two FBI special agents go undercover to infiltrate a gang of street racers. If only they were a little more compatible..

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    50,151
    Chapters:
    41/41
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1977
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    When Tony Stark goes to Pandora to be part of the Avatar project it’s primarily so he can walk again after his experience in Afghanistan left him paralyzed from waist down and with shrapnel in his heart. He doesn't expect to get chosen by the Sacred Tree of the Na'vi and become involved in saving the planet from humans and an evil Na'vi though. Seriously, that really came out of left field.
    Also somehow he's kinda made friends....

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    English
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    28,775
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1711
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    Bucky Barnes is recovering. He should be focusing on adapting to the 21st century and coping with his past, not drooling over the pretty girl in the Stark Tower lobby.

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    1,354
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Bucky's worries about Tony as soon as he lays eyes on him, the kid has been moved up four grades because he's so smart, leaving him vulnerable to the many assholes who seem to live to pick on helpless people. When Tony is 'outed' at a party, Bucky and his friends step in to protect him.

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    10,373
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    5053
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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    English
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    95,733
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    646
    Kudos:
    844
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    29338
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    Post-CA:CW fix-it.

    “He said ‘If you need me, I’ll be there.’” Tony muttered. “Some kind of ‘Break Glass In Case Of Emergency’ type deal.”

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    2,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1226
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    Tony gets stuck in a HYDRA basement with the Winter Soldier, and they have to find a way back out.

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    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    482
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    Clint and Tony pick a Christmas movie to watch with Phil and Steve.

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    840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
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    672
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    Under orders, Captain Rogers prepares for a gala by taking dance lessons. He's not sure how Fury persuaded Adventurer Tony Stark to give said lessons, though.

    For comm prompt: For one night, Steve and Tony try to forget there's a war going on as they slow dance, alone in a cozy room.

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    English
    Words:
    2,380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    711
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    “Loki Odinson. I am Dr. Stephen Strange.”

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    English
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    10,439
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    538
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    4945
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    Tony Stark has been blinded thanks to an accident he can fully blame on SHIELD, and well, that's pretty much the end of his life. Or, so he thinks, until a mysterious British man starts visiting him in his hospital room. He doesn't tell him who he is, but he likes to read to Tony, and there's blueberries, and conversation, and goodbye kisses.

    Of course, nothing lasts forever. Chaos has a way of dropping in unannounced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,821
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    424
    Kudos:
    2006
    Bookmarks:
    423
    Hits:
    36509
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    30 chapters of horny Logan being the best there is at what he does...and what he does is men.

    Tags will be added as more pairings appear.

    It was gonna be 30 days, but I am RUBBISH at deadlines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,978
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    12192
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    The Winter Soldier first noticed it when he was on the helicarrier.

    The blonde’s shoulders were broad, incredibly broad.

    They stretched the blue uniform in a wide span, drawing down to a narrow waist. It was a distinctly triangular silhouette. It was entirely improbable. And somehow it was strangely familiar.

    The Winter Soldier raised his gun and fired. He didn’t have time for distractions, or Steve Rogers’ shoulders.

    Language:
    English
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    19,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    722
    Bookmarks:
    254
    Hits:
    5621
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    Summertime, sunshine, and a billion-dollar mega-liner powered by ARC reactor technology.
    If he was honest with himself, Tony really could use a vacation, but - this?
    Sometimes you just cannot pick and choose your fellow travellers...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,360
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2292
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    It could only have been fate that brought Jane Foster to New Mexico to then encounter Thor.
    Could it be said that it was mere coincidence that Darcy was their only applicant for the intern position?
    Could it be mere coincidence that her family tree has roots going to one Avenger, and one Assassin?
    What could possibly go wrong when S.H.I.E.L.D uncovers these roots?

    Darcy hijinx guaranteed!

    Language:
    English
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    9,726
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    5246
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    HYDRA kidnaps Tony Stark. What happens next should be obvious—the torture, the snark, the dramatic rescue. You know, the usual. Except.

    Except Bix—the newest self-proclaimed faceless HYDRA goon—really ships WinterIron.

     

    Or: Why faceless HYDRA goons aren’t allowed to have a tumblr account.

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    English
    Words:
    7,812
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    720
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    6588

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