9 Works in Snarky Peter

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    Stiles is in love with Derek who’s a dumbwolf who doesn’t understand Stiles’s awesome come-and-get-me hints, so Stiles decides to do something about it. In other words: he’s totally going to seduce Derek with food, because Derek's a guy and a wolf, and it makes so much sense. What could go wrong?

    A.k.a. Stiles’s journey to the wonderful world of aphrodisiac foods, including but not being limited to fellating a banana, eating fresh figs, and arranging a chocolate fondue.

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    English
    Words:
    21,636
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    396
    Bookmarks:
    82
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    Aligning oneself with the devil isn’t always a stupid idea, especially if said devil is opportunistic, smart and handsome. Okay, the latter isn’t actually a beneficial prerequisite, but it certainly doesn’t hurt to have something nice to look at.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,772
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    469
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    8222
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    One's got claws the other a baseball bat they both have secrets.
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    Two assholes team up to get snarky and to the bottom of the supernatural goings on in their home town, here's to hoping they don't kill each other before the bad guys.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,128
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1239
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    Peter has never regretted anything as he regrets ever biting Scott McCall, because boy, did Disney get it all wrong.

    Fairies are assholes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2392
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    Two weeks had passed since Stiles left Beacon Hills. Peter surveyed the changes that happened during that time amused by it all, but enjoying them at the same time. However, what will happen when a phone call changes it all for the oldest Hale?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1349
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    Derek's thoughts on Stiles' spark

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2672
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    Set after 3x02. Peter proves that he does in fact have an apartment downtown, and Stiles is surprised on more than one level!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Peter is on his way home, when his bus is hijacked by bank robbers and he, along with some other innocent civilians, are taken hostage. Wade gets a bit....upset, by this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,348
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    999
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    13724
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    peter was only doing what he does best; swinging around and catching the bad guys. so why the hell was he being pinned down by some blonde guy called captain america and being accused of being a villain?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    9411

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