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    Loki is given to S.H.I.E.L.D as a prisoner after the events of the first Avengers movie. With his magic bound and his body in a near-mortal state he is tortured until he breaks and then tortured again. Finally Nick Fury is made aware of the situation and he turns to everyone's favorite billionaire: Tony Stark. And that's how Tony is suckered into allowing a damaged Norse God into his tower as his prisoner/servant. You can imagine what follows.

    Basically I like writing angsty pieces and delving into the psychological states of people in pain. And bringing egos low. This may eventually turn into frostiron; I'm open to suggestions on that front!

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    “Behave.” A word Tony Stark heard far too often considering it’s meaning.
    “Why don’t you make me?” A phrase Cosette Avalon had been dreading hearing.

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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but she gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    Tony and Bucky are somewhat new to relationships. Which isn't to say they lack experience in them.

    Rather, neither of them have had much cause for venturing back out into the dating world. That is, until they came across each other.

    This is them forging their path.

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    Prompt: Imagine if somehow if Tony 'caught' or somehow got Bruce's powers for a week and he kept hulking out. Bucky tries to keep Tony calm, but its hard.

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    This is a direct companion piece to Winter Is Coming (or 50 First Avenger’s Dates.) You should probably read WiC in order to have this make sense.

    Set-up:

    Taking place in an AU where both Age of Ultron and especially Civil War have not now, nor likely will they, take place. Bucky is ⅔ still the Winter Soldier, is sure Hydra is coming for him at any time now, and without further orders, fixates on keeping an eye on the Avengers for them until they tell him what to do. In the meanwhile, Tony brings him into the tower, gets him a shower, and feeds him cheeseburgers. Now the Winter Soldier is developing anomalous feelings. In his pants.

    This is not that story.
     
    Tony Stark developed and put to work a small group of advanced cleaning droids as a compromise between the various spies in residence and Captain America, The spies (Nat and Clint) were both highly suspicious of the human cleaning staff and prone to scaring said staff out of their wits and on the other side was Captain America, expecting Tony Stark to wash dishes. Not happening.

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    “I thought these things were a waste of your time and patience?”
    “Seto Kaiba is going to be there.”
    “Ah, I see. So you are salivating over a fellow child prodigy.” Loki mused.
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    Kaiba makes holograms. Stark builds living robots. Only magic is never absent, considering their respective partners. What happens when two genius multi-billionaires are attracted to each other's work and decide to take a rain check on one another? If your guess is it's a disaster, then you are absolutely right.

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    TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

    For a prompt on avengerkink:
    For some reason Tony ends up working together undercover with Clint on one of his secret missions. They go MIA and get captured and are both sexually assaulted. Now they are back and the mission is over. Clint returns to his life as if nothing happened.

    Tony struggles. And what tears him apart even harder is that he watches Clint fall back into a normal routine with life and intimacy with Coulson while Tony is still stuck in that nightmare. Tony hates everything Clint is but he doesn't see the struggle Clint and Phil work through by themselves, the panic attacks Coulson has to dissolve, the nightmares he has to wake up to, or even sometimes when Clint is so deeply trapped in his mind and thinks Coulson is an attacker and he fights hard for his life against his lover. Tony can't wrap his mind around how Clint can go straight back to having sex when he himself struggles to let Steve get close.

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    Tony goes on a harmless trip to Tennesse--shit hits the fan, and the Avengers look to him for direction. Pepper becomes Iron Man for a day; Steve is left with Stark Industries in their absence. None of them are qualified for this shit.

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    As the Avengers and Loki get ready to fight one of the last known Hydra bases, a prank by Loki goes terribly wrong, and Coulson is left to deal with six baby Avengers and a baby Loki. With no clue of what else to do, Coulson works with Skye to send all seven of the new found one year olds undercover into foster homes. Now, fifteen years later, they all meet again in a twist of fate, and struggle with teen hormones, remembering who they really are, and running from men in black suits that may or may not want to hurt them.

    Currently on Hiatus

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    The last thing Tony expects to see when JARVIS interrupts his work to show him the news is the fall of SHIELD, featuring their Fearless Leader and Resident Spy (plus that random guy the with wings). What he really doesn't expect is to see his Ninja fighting them. Or that his Ninja is really Bucky Barnes. Who has just so happen to been visiting Tony his entire life. Well shit, things are about to get interesting around here soon.

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    For 'his' crimes Loki becomes focus of Odin's A+ parenting and looses his magic, Aesir skin and freedom; while Tony has to run SI, protect Jarvis from SHIELD(who get pushed by the World Council), not let the Arc Reactor burn him out and help Loki somehow.
    Also, this whole worship thing? It's somehow getting out of hand.

    This is a sequel to Worship of Chaos, tags will be added with the chapters, enjoy!

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    KITT and JARVIS know what's best for Tony -- and aren't above going behind his back to do it.

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    Tony gets a phone call that may change his life.

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    "Now the Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than their song, namely their silence. And though admittedly such a thing never happened, it is still conceivable that someone might possibly have escaped from their singing; but from their silence certainly never."

    Lucy Strike is holding secrets so tightly that her hands feel like they're burning sometimes. She knows that the members of the team she's being transferred to- "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" as if that wasn't intimidating enough- aren't going to like her secrets. They're going to want answers. Answers she can't give them without putting them at risk. She already begged Fury not to go, but he sent Natasha to talk sense into her and she can never say no to her oldest friend. All she can do now is hope that the secrets she's holding won't set anyone else on fire.

     

    PS// Some graphic archive warnings are going to start applying. Starts out on a low rating despite some of the tags and eventual graphic content. Multiple tags aren't introduced until further down the storyline, so as they are reached the rating will be raised accordingly.

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    Bucky and the other Avengers meet Tony's god family.

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    At the time they didn't know it, but JARVIS and Darcy were good siblings.

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    The Avengers have defeated Loki, and have saved New York, but that doesn't mean that their work is done. Especially not when a newcomer joins the Avengers. With a mysterious past riddled with intrigue and darkness, and a startling relationship with one Tony Stark. The only things more confusing is, why Natasha is suddenly getting jealous over nothing? And, why does Tony keep getting himself into these situations.

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    Prompt Fill by my wonderful Beta AngelicSodaCan:

    “I'd really like to see a fic where various Avengers and other characters (except Tony, of course) realize exactly how much power Jarvis actually has (e.g. weapons/electronics/their lives and privacy) and/or how little "A" there is to his "I".”

    A Small Detour in the "Because Heros are Real" fic.

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