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    As the Avengers and Loki get ready to fight one of the last known Hydra bases, a prank by Loki goes terribly wrong, and Coulson is left to deal with six baby Avengers and a baby Loki. With no clue of what else to do, Coulson works with Skye to send all seven of the new found one year olds undercover into foster homes. Now, fifteen years later, they all meet again in a twist of fate, and struggle with teen hormones, remembering who they really are, and running from men in black suits that may or may not want to hurt them.

    New chapters should be up on the first and third Saturday every month.

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    This is a direct companion piece to Winter Is Coming (or 50 First Avenger’s Dates.) You should probably read WiC in order to have this make sense.

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    Taking place in an AU where both Age of Ultron and especially Civil War have not now, nor likely will they, take place. Bucky is ⅔ still the Winter Soldier, is sure Hydra is coming for him at any time now, and without further orders, fixates on keeping an eye on the Avengers for them until they tell him what to do. In the meanwhile, Tony brings him into the tower, gets him a shower, and feeds him cheeseburgers. Now the Winter Soldier is developing anomalous feelings. In his pants.

    This is not that story.
     
    Tony Stark developed and put to work a small group of advanced cleaning droids as a compromise between the various spies in residence and Captain America, The spies (Nat and Clint) were both highly suspicious of the human cleaning staff and prone to scaring said staff out of their wits and on the other side was Captain America, expecting Tony Stark to wash dishes. Not happening.

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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but she gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    “I thought these things were a waste of your time and patience?”
    “Seto Kaiba is going to be there.”
    “Ah, I see. So you are salivating over a fellow child prodigy.” Loki mused.
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    Kaiba makes holograms. Stark builds living robots. Only magic is never absent, considering their respective partners. What happens when two genius multi-billionaires are attracted to each other's work and decide to take a rain check on one another? If your guess is it's a disaster, then you are absolutely right.

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    KITT and JARVIS know what's best for Tony -- and aren't above going behind his back to do it.

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    “Behave.” A word Tony Stark heard far too often considering it’s meaning.
    “Why don’t you make me?” A phrase Cosette Avalon had been dreading hearing.

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    Tony gets a phone call that may change his life.

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    "Now the Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than their song, namely their silence. And though admittedly such a thing never happened, it is still conceivable that someone might possibly have escaped from their singing; but from their silence certainly never."

    Lucy Strike is holding secrets so tightly that her hands feel like they're burning sometimes. She knows that the members of the team she's being transferred to- "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" as if that wasn't intimidating enough- aren't going to like her secrets. They're going to want answers. Answers she can't give them without putting them at risk. She already begged Fury not to go, but he sent Natasha to talk sense into her and she can never say no to her oldest friend. All she can do now is hope that the secrets she's holding won't set anyone else on fire.

     

    PS// Some graphic archive warnings are going to start applying. Starts out on a low rating despite some of the tags and eventual graphic content. Multiple tags aren't introduced until further down the storyline, so as they are reached the rating will be raised accordingly.

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    Bucky and the other Avengers meet Tony's god family.

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    Tony and Bucky are somewhat new to relationships. Which isn't to say they lack experience in them.

    Rather, neither of them have had much cause for venturing back out into the dating world. That is, until they came across each other.

    This is them forging their path.

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    At the time they didn't know it, but JARVIS and Darcy were good siblings.

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    The Avengers have defeated Loki, and have saved New York, but that doesn't mean that their work is done. Especially not when a newcomer joins the Avengers. With a mysterious past riddled with intrigue and darkness, and a startling relationship with one Tony Stark. The only things more confusing is, why Natasha is suddenly getting jealous over nothing? And, why does Tony keep getting himself into these situations.

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    Tony takes Steve to Tim Hortons on their day off. It's 2016, so naturally the fallout is a full-fledged birther conspiracy about America's favorite superhero.

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    Prompt Fill by my wonderful Beta AngelicSodaCan:

    “I'd really like to see a fic where various Avengers and other characters (except Tony, of course) realize exactly how much power Jarvis actually has (e.g. weapons/electronics/their lives and privacy) and/or how little "A" there is to his "I".”

    A Small Detour in the "Because Heros are Real" fic.

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    First, Loki saves Tony from a nasty collision with a skyscraper. Then Loki kisses him (on the cheek.) From there, Tony’s life begins to spiral; Steve punches him, a goddess drops from the sky, and the world is suddenly a lot less amenable to The Avengers simply dropping buildings and cars and dead bodies on people whenever and wherever they please. SHIELD is in shambles, General Ross is salivating at the mouth, and The Avengers sit in the power vacuum: ripe for the taking. Tony blames the God of Chaos.

    Wherein Loki tries to maybe turn over a new leaf, Tony tries to play both sides, and Steve tries to bring Bucky in from the cold. Mostly movie compliant up to Thor: The Dark World, with some elements of Civil War. A marriage of comics and MCU, if you will.

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    TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

    For a prompt on avengerkink:
    For some reason Tony ends up working together undercover with Clint on one of his secret missions. They go MIA and get captured and are both sexually assaulted. Now they are back and the mission is over. Clint returns to his life as if nothing happened.

    Tony struggles. And what tears him apart even harder is that he watches Clint fall back into a normal routine with life and intimacy with Coulson while Tony is still stuck in that nightmare. Tony hates everything Clint is but he doesn't see the struggle Clint and Phil work through by themselves, the panic attacks Coulson has to dissolve, the nightmares he has to wake up to, or even sometimes when Clint is so deeply trapped in his mind and thinks Coulson is an attacker and he fights hard for his life against his lover. Tony can't wrap his mind around how Clint can go straight back to having sex when he himself struggles to let Steve get close.

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    A few drabbles of DUM-E and Jarvis, with a bit of Tony Stark in the mix too.

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    The life, love, and legacy of Tony Stark from the eyes of a man, an AI and an android who came from a name.

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    Bucky thought the Avengers tower was strange. He wasn’t sure how much of it was living with a team of superheroes, how much was the fact that he’d spent the last seventy years in the hands of an organization that was brainwashing and wiping him, and how much was something else entirely. The Dom knew he didn’t exactly have a full understanding of how this new world he’d been thrust into, or any world really, worked but something just seemed…off. It nagged at him, pulled at his attention like a splinter in his finger that was too small to find.

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