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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but she gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    Bucky thought the Avengers tower was strange. He wasn’t sure how much of it was living with a team of superheroes, how much was the fact that he’d spent the last seventy years in the hands of an organization that was brainwashing and wiping him, and how much was something else entirely. The Dom knew he didn’t exactly have a full understanding of how this new world he’d been thrust into, or any world really, worked but something just seemed…off. It nagged at him, pulled at his attention like a splinter in his finger that was too small to find.

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    The life, love, and legacy of Tony Stark from the eyes of a man, an AI and an android who came from a name.

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    In which Steve is oblivious and straight, Tony is oblivious and not straight, Clint is in denial and Natasha is sick of this. Bruce and Wanda just want to help, really.

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    Tony Stark is nothing like they thought he would be. They thought living with Tony would be like one great big, acid trip of an adventure. But it was surprisingly not.

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    The one where the Avengers give Tony a hard time for being subdued and then find out why.

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    She smiled when she got her search done and she took out her notebook again smiling softly

    "I never been to Manhattan" she smiled softly and turned off the lights settling down next to Harry

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    Tony gets a phone call that may change his life.

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    Sometimes pranks go right in the worst ways possible, and catalysts cause destruction. These things are awful but, sometimes, they're a necessary evil. After all, you can't reach a broken pipe without digging it up.

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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    Charles and Erik are settling in nicely.
    Well, mostly just Charles.

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    What if Captain America never blew up HYDRA Base B28 in his Bucky-missing rage?
    What if all the agents of the Winter's Children Programme escaped?
    And most of all:

    What if they wanted to enter a television competition series?
     

    (Captain America never finds HYDRA Base B28. Sara and Beth sneak every agent out of the base and make it out alive. But after HYDRA’s collapse, they want to celebrate. So naturally, number one on their list is to try out for America’s Got Talent.)

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    Loki and Midgardian fun ideas don't go well together. Because when Loki takes up a challenge, he definitely goes overboard. The world stands still, forever and ever, true love and shit kind of overboard.

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    When Tony, Sam and Bucky decide to become each other's wingmen, the Avengers Tower drowns in utter chaos and confusion. Jarvis is just tired of the little shits living under his protection.

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    On any given day, JARVIS is aware that he has to not only make sure to keep track of what Sir actually finds of import enough to deal with, but make sure he's actually in a fit state to do so.

    Some days this takes more effort than others.

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    Dillo. Di' che lo trovi adorabile. Ma come: "chi?" Ma Steve Rogers, naturalmente. Quel tizio ti piace da morire e sì, la sola idea è ridicola. Perché è proprio a te, che piace tanto e questo è impossibile. Tu che più che somigliare a un eroe, sembri il burbero omino di latta alla ricerca del cuore che ha perduto. Eppure ti piace. Ti piace perché l’aria vibra quando i vostri sguardi si incatenano. Ti piace stuzzicarlo. Dargli fastidio. Per vedere come reagisce. Per capire se anche lui s’accende di passione. Ti piace quando ti guarda. Essere al centro della sua attenzione. Ti piace nell’esatta maniera in cui a bambina con le trecce, piace al bambino che gliele tira.

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    Thor is ignorant to the Dynamics of his counterparts and asks a simple question. The complicated answer derails the team into chaos. Will they be able to pull themselves together and bring hope back?

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    When Tony finds a new friend, he just can't expect them to be normal, can he?

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    It wasn’t that Bucky couldn’t appreciate a good prank - he’d been on both the giving and receiving end of enough through his lifetime to have fun with them - it was just that this particular one seemed a bit stilted towards him, despite the fact that it had started as a prank war between Natasha and Steve, of all people.

    Now, prank wars in the tower were nothing new, with scarcely a week going by without one team member trying to prank another. Sam often compared it to living in a frat house, saying he hadn’t had to check his shoes this much since college.

    What was new, though, was JARVIS’s participation in them. Especially as Tony swore he hadn’t told him to do so.

    Bucky believed him, too, if for no other reason than his theme songs being almost as embarrassing as Bucky’s.

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    In which JARVIS decides to play matchmaker, and Bucky and Tony find their song.

    From this prompt:
    Practical jokes abound. Latest is Jarvis plays theme songs every time one enters the room. James really would like AC/DC's TNT to be his hoping to get Tony to notice him. Instead it's all sappy sweet love or sexy songs. Jarvis playing matchmaker.

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