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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but she gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    For 'his' crimes Loki becomes focus of Odin's A+ parenting and looses his magic, Aesir skin and freedom; while Tony has to run SI, protect Jarvis from SHIELD(who get pushed by the World Council), not let the Arc Reactor burn him out and help Loki somehow.
    Also, this whole worship thing? It's somehow getting out of hand.

    This is a sequel to Worship of Chaos, tags will be added with the chapters, enjoy!

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    On cold days, big hoodies are GREAT! It's like those snuggies you can buy, but they don't suck! Peter was having a good day, just minding his own business until he accidentally walked on his dad's. Peter got a mental scar worse than his lizard scratch.

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    TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE
    update: 23rd july, chapter 6 'reality'

    For a prompt on avengerkink:
    For some reason Tony ends up working together undercover with Clint on one of his secret missions. They go MIA and get captured and are both sexually assaulted. Now they are back and the mission is over. Clint returns to his life as if nothing happened.

    Tony struggles. And what tears him apart even harder is that he watches Clint fall back into a normal routine with life and intimacy with Coulson while Tony is still stuck in that nightmare. Tony hates everything Clint is but he doesn't see the struggle Clint and Phil work through by themselves, the panic attacks Coulson has to dissolve, the nightmares he has to wake up to, or even sometimes when Clint is so deeply trapped in his mind and thinks Coulson is an attacker and he fights hard for his life against his lover. Tony can't wrap his mind around how Clint can go straight back to having sex when he himself struggles to let Steve get close.

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    Loki is given to S.H.I.E.L.D as a prisoner after the events of the first Avengers movie. With his magic bound and his body in a near-mortal state he is tortured until he breaks and then tortured again. Finally Nick Fury is made aware of the situation and he turns to everyone's favorite billionaire: Tony Stark. And that's how Tony is suckered into allowing a damaged Norse God into his tower as his prisoner/servant. You can imagine what follows.

    Basically I like writing angsty pieces and delving into the psychological states of people in pain. And bringing egos low. This may eventually turn into frostiron; I'm open to suggestions on that front!

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    ※篇名來自:http://www.bilibili.com/video/av4998480/
    ※梗概:Tony Stark的一生與Captain America脫不了關係
    ※MCU為底的多宇宙混合,私設成山
    ※沒有內戰,沒有傷害
    ※HB to my hero TS!!
    ※棄權:他們屬於彼此不屬於我

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    “Behave.” A word Tony Stark heard far too often considering it’s meaning.
    “Why don’t you make me?” A phrase Cosette Avalon had been dreading hearing.

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    As the Avengers and Loki get ready to fight one of the last known Hydra bases, a prank by Loki goes terribly wrong, and Coulson is left to deal with six baby Avengers and a baby Loki. With no clue of what else to do, Coulson works with Skye to send all seven of the new found one year olds undercover into foster homes. Now, fifteen years later, they all meet again in a twist of fate, and struggle with teen hormones, remembering who they really are, and running from men in black suits that may or may not want to hurt them.

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    First, Loki saves Tony from a nasty collision with a skyscraper. Then Loki kisses him (on the cheek.) From there, Tony’s life begins to spiral; Steve punches him, a goddess drops from the sky, and the world is suddenly a lot less amenable to The Avengers simply dropping buildings and cars and dead bodies on people whenever and wherever they please. SHIELD is in shambles, General Ross is salivating at the mouth, and The Avengers sit in the power vacuum: ripe for the taking. Tony blames the God of Chaos.

    Wherein Loki tries to maybe turn over a new leaf, Tony tries to play both sides, and Steve tries to bring Bucky in from the cold. Mostly movie compliant up to Thor: The Dark World, with some elements of Civil War. A marriage of comics and MCU, if you will.

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    Earth was a safe place again, and Tony was more than happy to give shitty mornings the title of mightiest villains around. He’d just found a new coffee shop around the corner, his teammates respected the man behind the suit, and the asshole who had thrown him out of his own window was dead… or should be, Tony thought in dismay, as he stared at the God of Mischief behind the counter.

    "I thought you were dead."

    Loki arched an eyebrow, handing out a latte to an old lady who smiled at him.

    "You just stole my line, Stark."

    Barista AU

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    Tony and Bucky are somewhat new to relationships. Which isn't to say they lack experience in them.

    Rather, neither of them have had much cause for venturing back out into the dating world. That is, until they came across each other.

    This is them forging their path.

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    Tony doesn’t think twice when a baby shows up on the Tower’s doorstep three months after Loki’s 'execution'. Although the new responsibility annoys him to no end, he can't help but fall for those eyes... Eyes of an uncanny green that should, yet shouldn't, remind him of frost and broken glass.

    Then the kid grows into a man, and Tony’s world spins out of control.

    Reincarnated!Loki AU

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    5+1 times being a playboy wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Clint considers solving their super-villain problem by becoming Tony's pimp, Tony considers a life of crime to solve his blue ball problem, Thor tries to defend Tony's virtue, and a certain god of mischief and former assassin both lay claim on a genius/superhero

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    Texting shenanigans ft. Tony, Steve, JARVI, and Bruce

     

    HERCULES MULLIGAN: IM SELLING YOU TO THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!

    Iron ore: oh. I’d tremble in my socks if I had socks. Or a body.

    Spangles: I’m assuming you have a good reason, JARVIS

    HERCULES MULLIGAN: RUDE

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    Tony gets a phone call that may change his life.

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    Bored of sitting around at home, Tony goes to a bar, where he finds a very drunk Loki. Loki’s drinking is getting out of hand, and Tony decides to do something about it...

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    "Do you have any idea how much of a turn on turning a Jaguar into a sex toy is?"
    "I have some idea," Jarvis replies, "Eyes on the road, Tony."

     

     

    Long road trips are a lot more interesting with an AI boyfriend who is as creative as he is kinky.

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