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    Tony doesn’t think twice when a baby shows up on the Tower’s doorstep three months after Loki’s 'execution'. Although the new responsibility annoys him to no end, he can't help but fall for those eyes... Eyes of an uncanny green that should, yet shouldn't, remind him of frost and broken glass.

    Then the kid grows into a man, and Tony’s world spins out of control.

    Reincarnated!Loki AU

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    Loki is given to S.H.I.E.L.D as a prisoner after the events of the first Avengers movie. With his magic bound and his body in a near-mortal state he is tortured until he breaks and then tortured again. Finally Nick Fury is made aware of the situation and he turns to everyone's favorite billionaire: Tony Stark. And that's how Tony is suckered into allowing a damaged Norse God into his tower as his prisoner/servant. You can imagine what follows.

    Basically I like writing angsty pieces and delving into the psychological states of people in pain. And bringing egos low. This may eventually turn into frostiron; I'm open to suggestions on that front!

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    “Behave.” A word Tony Stark heard far too often considering it’s meaning.
    “Why don’t you make me?” A phrase Cosette Avalon had been dreading hearing.

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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    As the Avengers and Loki get ready to fight one of the last known Hydra bases, a prank by Loki goes terribly wrong, and Coulson is left to deal with six baby Avengers and a baby Loki. With no clue of what else to do, Coulson works with Skye to send all seven of the new found one year olds undercover into foster homes. Now, fifteen years later, they all meet again in a twist of fate, and struggle with teen hormones, remembering who they really are, and running from men in black suits that may or may not want to hurt them.

    Updated every other Saturday.

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    5+1 times being a playboy wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Clint considers solving their super-villain problem by becoming Tony's pimp, Tony considers a life of crime to solve his blue ball problem, Thor tries to defend Tony's virtue, and a certain god of mischief and former assassin both lay claim on a genius/superhero

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    • Part 3 of 5+1
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    Angel came home tired being a bad ass can be tiring. Follow the life of a young woman who has dealt with so much in so little time. Her life is a tragedy and she hopes for the comedy. But of course life isn't like that is it?

    life is but a dream

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    Texting shenanigans ft. Tony, Steve, JARVI, and Bruce

     

    HERCULES MULLIGAN: IM SELLING YOU TO THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!

    Iron ore: oh. I’d tremble in my socks if I had socks. Or a body.

    Spangles: I’m assuming you have a good reason, JARVIS

    HERCULES MULLIGAN: RUDE

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    Tony gets a phone call that may change his life.

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    Skye gets to know the Avengers better when Coulson's team visits Stark Tower for a movie night. Seeing how the Avengers interact with eachother, Skye's kink-dar reacts, especially when she looks at Loki, but she gets more and better than she bargained for.

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    Bored of sitting around at home, Tony goes to a bar, where he finds a very drunk Loki. Loki’s drinking is getting out of hand, and Tony decides to do something about it...

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    "Do you have any idea how much of a turn on turning a Jaguar into a sex toy is?"
    "I have some idea," Jarvis replies, "Eyes on the road, Tony."

     

     

    Long road trips are a lot more interesting with an AI boyfriend who is as creative as he is kinky.

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    This, Tony decides, has turned into one of the weirdest show and tells he has ever seen. And potentially the deadliest, if the tension grows anymore. Which shouldn't be possible, but with this crowd? Yeah, lets introduce Bucky and Loki to the team at the same time. Honestly.

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    Movie Nights were anything but simple.

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    The Avengers dress up as each other for the annual Halloween Charity Party. Thor and Steve don't even make it out of the changing room.

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    Tony and Bucky are somewhat new to relationships. Which isn't to say they lack experience in them.

    Rather, neither of them have had much cause for venturing back out into the dating world. That is, until they came across each other.

    This is them forging their path.

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    Prompt: Imagine if somehow if Tony 'caught' or somehow got Bruce's powers for a week and he kept hulking out. Bucky tries to keep Tony calm, but its hard.

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    This is a direct companion piece to Winter Is Coming (or 50 First Avenger’s Dates.) You should probably read WiC in order to have this make sense.

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    Taking place in an AU where both Age of Ultron and especially Civil War have not now, nor likely will they, take place. Bucky is ⅔ still the Winter Soldier, is sure Hydra is coming for him at any time now, and without further orders, fixates on keeping an eye on the Avengers for them until they tell him what to do. In the meanwhile, Tony brings him into the tower, gets him a shower, and feeds him cheeseburgers. Now the Winter Soldier is developing anomalous feelings. In his pants.

    This is not that story.
     
    Tony Stark developed and put to work a small group of advanced cleaning droids as a compromise between the various spies in residence and Captain America, The spies (Nat and Clint) were both highly suspicious of the human cleaning staff and prone to scaring said staff out of their wits and on the other side was Captain America, expecting Tony Stark to wash dishes. Not happening.

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    “I thought these things were a waste of your time and patience?”
    “Seto Kaiba is going to be there.”
    “Ah, I see. So you are salivating over a fellow child prodigy.” Loki mused.
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    Kaiba makes holograms. Stark builds living robots. Only magic is never absent, considering their respective partners. What happens when two genius multi-billionaires are attracted to each other's work and decide to take a rain check on one another? If your guess is it's a disaster, then you are absolutely right.

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