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    One of the perks of having a best friend who is completely pop culture illiterate is being able to make said best friend watch all of your favorite movies. Whether he wants to or not. And Dean Winchester was never one to pass up an opportunity to take advantage of that fact.

    The missing scene as referenced in Supernatural s13e06; Dean making Cas watch the movie: Tombstone.

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    Dean finds a new job as his idol's assistant. What he doesn't know, is that Castiel Novak is pretty stern and demanding in real life, and soon Dean starts to regret taking that particular job. But everyone has their story, why they are how they are and as time flies by, Dean starts to see that Castiel isn't so bad after all.

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    Dean’s life is…well Dean’s life could be a lot worse than what it actually is. He teaches English full-time to bratty upperclassmen, and bartends part-time at The Roadhouse. He’s surrounded by people who love and support him. He couldn’t ask for more really...well maybe to see out of both eyes again and that his brother doesn’t abandon him in his time of need. Abandoning is a strong word, he’s just moving in with his new fiancé but still! Dean needs him right now. But he’s alive right? Even if he feels like half the man he used to be. Add the love of what was supposed to be a one night stand in the mix and BAM! You’ve got Dean Winchester scrambling to make sense of it all, while trying not to screw things up.

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    1 chapter long Destiel fics. Inspired by prompts I find on the internet.

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    Castiel Novak and his brother Gabriel are high-end professional assassins with their own company - Futures Ltd. (Gabriel’s very proud of that one) - catering to those who would rather throw money at a problem than handle it themselves.

    As far as Castiel is concerned, Dean Winchester and his brother Sam are cut-rate, piss-poor, bargain-bin imitations of professional assassins. They’re out for what they can get while the market’s good and they give honest, hardworking hitmen a bad name.

    However, Castiel is forced to rethink his outlook on the Winchesters, when it turns out that through a series of (not-so-coincidental) coincidences, he and the elder Winchester are bound together by something much stronger than either of them could have predicted.

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    Arguing that leads to fucking. Castiel's actually a dirty little hoe and is kinky, something which Dean is pleasantly surprised with

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    Supernatural Fordítás
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    Amikor Dean eljegyzése véget ér három nappal karácsony előtt, senki nem maradt, aki elkísérje őt a családi kiruccanásra a hegyi faházba. Úgy adódik, hogy a legjobb barátja, Castiel ráér és hajlandó kisegíteni a nehéz időkben. De amikor Dean anyja és testvére megérkeznek, és arra számítanak, hogy azzal a személlyel találkoznak, akit Dean el akar venni, azt feltételezik, hogy Castiel Dean jegyese. Egy hétvégényi kellemes időtöltés, ruhák megosztása, bensőséges beszélgetések és a tutira-egyszer-fog-megtörténni terápiás szex után úgy érzi Dean és Cas, hogy szinte túl könnyű megjátszaniuk, hogy romantikus kapcsolatban élnek. Akkor vélik nehézzé az egész, amikor úgy döntenek, újra csak barátok lesznek. Nem tudják távol tartani a kezeiket egymástól, és rájönnek, hogy van, amit sokkal jobb együtt csinálni, amit soha nem osztanának meg másokkal.
    Eredeti mű: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8964658/chapters/20506603

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    Cas looked back up at Dean.

    “You sure you’ve never done this before?” he asked.

    “Yes. I’m sure I have never been skydiving," Dean muttered miserably.

    “It seems like you’ve got some experience getting harnessed up.”

    Dean squawked. Cas bit his lip to hold back his laughter.

    _____
    After Dean loses a bet with Sam, he has to go through his worst nightmare: boarding a rickety plane and tandem skydiving out of the stupid thing. It's a shame his incredibly sexy, snarky professional skydiving partner is such a tease about it.

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    Welcome to the world's most generic museum. In the café, you'll find Dean, putting dinosaur cut-outs on his award-winning apple pies. In the gift shop, you'll find his snarky yet devastatingly handsome friend Castiel, folding t-shirts for a living. But Castiel has a second job as a night watchman, patrolling the marble halls and protecting the museum exhibits after dark. One night, Dean asks to tag along. He could never resist a crisp blue uniform, and he'll take any opportunity to have his friend show it off. It might take all night, one dance, and a playful sex act (or five) in a few unusual places around the museum before either of them realise... maybe Dean's interest was never about the uniform. And maybe their friendship was already something else.

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    Cas needs a shave. Dean helps.

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    Deputy Dean Winchester has seen some interesting things in his time, but dealing with a tiny house on Fergus Crowley's property might just be the strangest, especially when the snarky, kinda gorgeous protester who owns the thing answers the door buck ass naked. Dean's life might never be the same.

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    Dean has spent his last few months lost in his infatuation with this Angel, the frontman of a teen band. Since he has never seen the artist's face, he has fallen head over heels for his divine voice. What will happen when he suddenly bumps on someone at school? And who does he have to kill for making his Angel hurt himself? Will he make a fallen Angel trust in humans again?

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    Honestly, Castiel has had it with humans who have decided the term "infinite knowledge" means "let me explain everything to you like you're a child even though my lifetime of experience is merely an early-swatted fruit fly compared to your long existence and also I am going to eat the rest of your French fries."

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    AU: Five years ago Cas had needed a fresh start, so he moved to a quieter, smaller town where everyone knew your name and a guy couldn't hide a wife from you if he tried. Now he has a great life, wonderful students, and a fabulous platonic soulmate/roommate named Charlie who he volunteers with at the Second Chance Shelter for older dogs that still need some love.
    Enter newcomers Dean and his niece Mary, looking to make a new home after their old one was torn apart. Cas falls like a ton of bricks for Dean; too bad Cas assumes Dean is a married dad. Unfortunately, for Cas "keeping his distance" is indistinguishable from "acting like an arse so Dean doesn't know how utterly gone on him you are", but Dean just keeps on breaking down his walls. Family, giggles, and a bit of angst ensue. Set between October and New Years.
    *Warning - discussion of major character death; Sam and Jess have died and Dean is raising Mary*

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    Prince Dean, like all princes, had to marry... apparently, he guessed.

    So Dean saddles up his mighty steed and heads out on a heroic quest to rescue a princess... and then marry her. 'Cause marrying someone you know nothing about but might have rescued from a fire breathing dragon is a totally sane thing to do.

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    When Dean’s engagement breaks off three days before Christmas, he’s left with nobody to accompany him on a road trip to his family’s mountain log cabin. His best friend Castiel happens to be available, and is willing to help him through a tough time. But when Dean's mother and brother arrive, expecting to meet the person Dean plans to marry, they understandably assume Castiel is Dean's fiancé. After a weekend of comfortable domesticity, sharing clothes, intimate conversations, and definitely-one-time-only therapy sex, it feels almost too easy for Dean and Cas to fake a loving, romantic relationship. The hard part is going back to being friends afterwards. They can’t keep their hands off each other, and they’ve discovered some fun things to do together which they’d never tell another soul about. And, oh boy, feelings. Now being ‘just friends’ is so impossible, it seems as if fate had another plan for them all along...

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    Dean is just a few short months away from turning 5 when he is first introduced to Cas. Cas just turned 9 and thinks nothing of bossing Dean around. Despite their age difference, they become friends. So when Cas and his mother move halfway across the country, Dean takes it very hard. It's hard to maintain a friendship with someone that doesn't make the effort in return.

    The boys grow, they change, and eventually they do make it back to one another. But time has changed them both. Will they find that connection again?

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    “Excuse me, but is this treadmill taken?”

    Dean sighed internally. Just as he’d found his second wind, some douchebag had to interrupt him and break his concentration. Also, what kind of a question was that? It wasn’t like these treadmills had people’s names written on it, or that you could reserve one or something. If it’s free, it’s free. How hard could it be to figure that out?

    He was about to deliver a sarcastic retort when he locked eyes with the guy who’d come up next to him. Blue eyes, strong jaw, messy dark-brown hair that made Dean’s fingers itch with the desire to run them through it, and – he realized belatedly as his brain caught up – a voice that was somehow simultaneously rough as gravel and smooth as bourbon. Dean’s ideal type in every single way.

    Dean couldn’t help it – he stumbled. At walking speed.

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    Castiel has been inspired to paint a masterpiece, he wants to make something that will cheer up the winchesters, except he isn´t completely inspired, until he notices that one object Dean can never takes his eyes off.

    Castiel PoV

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    (Endverse AU) Camp Chitaqua gets an SOS from a nearby hunter-run survivor sanctuary. Demon-led croats are on their way, the destructive military not far behind. Cas is going through severe drug withdrawal and is unfit to fight so Dean refuses to let him come on the mission.

    The stubborn omega doesn't listen.

    First chapter set 3 weeks after "Broken."

    (New trigger tags added for non-graphic, minor character suicide and a major character death. The second one refers to an off-screen, past death of a character who was major in the show but has not made an appearance in this series.)

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