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Your name is Auto-Responder.
You are 95% certain that you are the worst possible person to be placed in charge of a small child. Even if that child did start life as a guardian-ninja-bunny companion-bot.
Also your friends are assholes and the universe hates you.
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In which AR gets left behind, dumped into a dystopian universe of cast offs, and has to deal with a dangerous new world and a troublesome new body all alone.
Well. Not completely alone.
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- Part 1 of the cyber!Bunny apocalypse mix 'verse
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After the events at Skyfall, life was different for Agent 007. M was gone—no, there was a new M. There was a new Headquarters. He had a new flat, in which he was still unpacking boxes of belongings. And then there was the matter of that new, young Q…a lanky, bespectacled boy with a mop of dark hair, who was in serious need of an attitude adjustment.
[References to quotes from Skyfall and one or two much earlier James Bond films. When I began this, I had it in mind to stick to the traditional Bond formula of numerous exotic, foreign locations, and beautiful women. I ended up with two foreign locations, only one of them exotic, and a beautiful Q.]
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Stiles arrives in New York City and immediately figures out that he is the very definition of a wide-eyed, gullible college student 'right off the boat' when it turns out his apartment was a con. He doesn't really have anywhere to live or the spare money to get a hotel room. Luckily (or unluckily) his dad and Talia Hale are friends and her son Derek lives in Manhattan.
Meet Stiles Stilinski: College Student, Architect, Surprisingly Gullible (it was one time, ok?), Asshole, About to fall in love.
Meet Derek Hale (an Ode by Stiles): He’s an asshole
And kind of creepy
And hot like the sun
And has his own apartment that Stiles totally wishes he didn’t have to share… Though sometimes partial nudity, so that’s a plus.
It turns out they might be rather perfect for each other.
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Only The Good Die Young by Catolyn
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
22 May 2013
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A story about how Darcy Lewis is recruited by SHIELD, becomes an agent, and uncovers the cover-up after Phil 'dies' before the battle of New York.
Darcy Lewis was a lot of things. Short. Brunette. Nearsighted. Snarky. Busty. Protective. Impulsive. Adaptable. Smarter than she usually let on. And occasionally violent.
She was not (and if she had her way) never would be anyone’s fool.
Which was why she eyed the stack of forms on the table in front of her with a sense of unease and distrust.
(Pairings listed for relationships in later chapters. Rating because of language.)
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When Did We Buy An Oven? by Redrightankle
The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
21 May 2013
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Wherein Tony attempts to embrace parenthood (once the denial passes, that is), the Avengers struggle to grasp the biology of it all, and Loki refuses to suffer alone.
Oh, the woes of an unplanned alien pregnancy!
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Whoever Fights Monsters by circ_bamboo, feelslikefire
Skyfall (2012), White Collar, James Bond (Movies)
21 May 2013
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"Should I start, or would you like to?" Neal asked Q.
"Are you going to draw this out?" Q said. "It's really quite simple. Some years ago, before MI6, before Neal's little bond mishap—"
"Alleged bond mishap," Neal said—mostly out of reflex, Q thought.
"You were convicted by a jury of your peers," Q said. "It's somewhat less alleged at this point. Nonetheless, before . . . that, Neal and I . . . were acquainted."
Or: When Q hears that the FBI is bringing one Neal Caffrey to British soil for an investigation, he's fully expecting trouble with a capital T. Naturally, what he gets is much worse: par for the course when you're dating James Bond and you're old friends with an international art thief.
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- Part 2 of No Sweeter Death
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Zuko is about to change the world, but there are more dangers out there than even he expects. Who will he turn to for protection?
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- 5,199
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- 1/1
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Judicious Use of Sabatoge by Darkrivertempest for linlawless
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2013
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Lucius has his eyes on the prize. Too bad it's someone else's prize.
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Becker and Lester try to figure out what they are to each other and what they want out of their future.
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- Part 33 of Promise
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- 16,228
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Kudos:
- 6
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Soft Belly - Sharp Claws by Salios
Skyfall (2012), James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
18 May 2013
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In which Q, the first ever Chinchilla Quartermaster of MI6, finds himself fending off the boredom induced harassment of James Bond, the suave, deadly, annoying little shit of an Ouroboros.
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- 733
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- 35
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Fili and Kili are content with their second chance at happiness together after Erebor - until something happens to destroy everything.
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Pitch was already running late as it was, the last thing he had time for was a pickpocket attempt. But some things are more important than keeping a schedule, and a lost boy in the streets of Seattle may be exactly what he needs in order to remember that. Now, he’s looking to pay back the favor. But scars aren’t easy to heal, and trust takes time to build. And keeping everything from unraveling beneath their feet, is going to be a harder task than he thought.
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Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of Pitch's place in the world, along with a series of zany antics.
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Domestic bliss with Bruce and Clint.
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Do Pitches dream of Nightmare Galleons? by LitheFider
Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
14 May 2013
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College student Pitch Black dreams about him and his larger lover (Kozmotis Pitchiner)...only in Pitch's dream he is gray-skinned and MUCH larger. Based on the 'Nightmare Dorks University' College AU verse for the 'Pitch's Wardrobe' gaggle of Pitch's.
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Dean doesn't run into Elliot Ness in 1944, but James "Bucky" Barnes.
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Only Speak When It Improves the Silence by God_of_Lies
The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
13 May 2013
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Loki has been exiled out of Asgard for his crimes. He no longer has his magic, his lips were sown shut by the Allfather, what more can be wrong? Falling to Midgar was a painful process, and Loki--who was now a mortal, stripped of everything that made him a God--finds out just how fragile a human body can be. Just when Loki thought his life had come to an end, somehow he was not expecting rescues him and gives him shelter and care.
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In the Wastes, everyone gets fucked.
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Despite having achieved God Tier, Dave still has to complete one more quest to fully grow into his role. Problem is, he doesn’t realise it.