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    The story of how Harry Potter single-handedly lost Gryffindor the House Cup while attempting to have a “normal” year at Hogwarts. Featuring Harry's suspicious nature turned up to eleven again, a new DADA teacher who is so not here for Harry’s fame, multiple detentions, Slytherins being sneaky, Hufflepuffs being sneakier, and the mystery of Draco Malfoy's hoodie because seriously Hermione who gave that to him and is he wearing it just to torment me? This is ridiculous!

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    English
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    25,154
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    19
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    4
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    Two warriors, both from heritages of loss and death, learn to trust each other.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    50
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    There's a serial killer operating up the coast, but Matthew McCormick's an ASAC now; that's not his job anymore. A student and apprentice of Xavier St. Cloud's is living in the Bay Area. Oh, and the man Duncan MacLeod was interested in has shown up unexpectedly.

    Their problems have not stopped multiplying.

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    Language:
    English
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    8,689
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
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    73
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    Baelfire is determined to free his father from the Dark One’s curse he took on a year ago in order to rid the Frontlands of the ogres and save his only son. It’s a bit trickier than he’d thought and is desperate to find answers. After all, who would believe that True Love’s Kiss would be powerful enough to break a curse?

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    English
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    118,269
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    409
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    9592
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    Balthazar, Gabriel, Anna, Hannah, Samandriel and Dean are all on the equestrian team for Burkville College in Virginia. Castiel wins a scholarship from California and joins the team. He quickly becomes the top rider, and happens to have one Dean Winchester crushing on him. Soon, he has a perfect horse, a loving relationship and great friends. What could disrupt his great life, now? Lots, apparently. Homophobic judges, irresponsible riders, tough courses and rival students all combine in one big inconvenience for Castiel.

    (Yes, another horse AU. I'm not sorry.)

    Language:
    English
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    1,164
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    37
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    James Bond returns from a post-Skyfall mission with a concussion and a degree of memory loss. As he recovers, his legendary skills, charisma, and libido appear to be undamaged but there’s a great deal he simply can’t remember. 007’s colleagues at MI6—most specifically Tanner, Moneypenny, and Q—are encouraged to jog his slowly returning memory and help fill in the gaps in his knowledge. What Q can’t quite understand is why Bond, with his past conquests of countless women, now seems to be pursuing him.
    Slow-ish build and shifting POVs.

    Language:
    English
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    63,570
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    220
    Kudos:
    711
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    17223
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    “Seems like the kind of problem you can handle yourself,” Sam says dryly, even as he's pressing back into it, feeling the warm tug of arousal as his body responds.

    Bucky runs his palm over Sam's abs, scratches blunt nails through the trail of hair leading down from Sam's navel to make him shiver. “But sweetheart,” Bucky says softly, coaxing, “where's the fun in that?”

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    6
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    “You’re implying I can’t do it,” Peter said with a raised eyebrow. Chris very carefully did not look up from his book.

    “Hm… I didn’t say that. All I’m saying is that for all I know you might not be able to,” he replied, turning a page, despite having no memory of what he read. He - unlike Peter - wasn’t the sort to have backhanded plans, but this was… tricky territory.

    “That’s absurd.”

    Chris hummed.

    “Well, maybe it is, but since you’ve never tried we don’t know whether or not you can,” he explained.

    “You’re saying that I’m Schrodinger’s cat,” Peter spat.

    Chris finally put his book down, looking at his lover with a little smirk.

    “Not you, but your skills in bottoming.”

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    2,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    three queer magical students finding their way through life

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    English
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    5/?
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    “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” ― Edgar Allan Poe

    Emma Carpenter was just your average woman. She was married, worked at a bookstore, and was close to graduating as a Lit major. Until she came upon a strange light on her morning jog.

    Now Emma finds herself thrown into Thedas. A world in the midst of chaos, where magic exists and the line between dreaming and reality is blurred.

    Fate has her meeting a woman named Ivy who the people of Thedas call the Herald. Through Ivy, she is pulled into a group called The Inquisition. Despite herself, she starts to become attached to the people there, most strongly to an elf mage with secrets of his own.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    480
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    88
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    "In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity." ~Sun Tzu

    Part One: Though Darth Nox and Darth Marr have had an occasionally contentious working relationship since she became a Councilor, they formed an alliance after Nox saved Makeb for the Empire, and find themselves in a surprising situation on Rishi. Neither of them are quite sure how to deal with the more serious feelings that have sprung from what was originally harmless diversionary entertainment. (Chapters 1-27)

    Part Two: It is a time of upheaval. Kryn and Marr are overseeing the restructuring of the Empire after the destruction of Ziost. They are determined to stop the mad former Emperor before he can strike again, contending with enemies both internal and external as they guide the Empire toward stability.

    Part Three: Coming Soon!

    Contains all the fun stuff in Star Wars - action, humor, romance, snark, lightsabers.

    (Updates roughly every two weeks, barring real life interference.)

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    English
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    196,817
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    405
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    9517
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    After Alistair leaves her at the Landsmeet over what Rowan Cousland saw as a completely pragmatic and sensible decision, she goes on to be Warden-Commander in Amaranthine and has to contend with an angry Nathaniel Howe as well as all the other problems going on in the region.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    42
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1026
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    "To know what would have happened, child?" said Aslan. "No. Nobody is ever told that." The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

    Or

    Five Lives That Might Have Been and One Life That Was

    Companion to Crash Course.

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    English
    Words:
    17,200
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1247
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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Thor and Jane have a holiday-ish party for some of their closest friends.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    459,627
    Chapters:
    123/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    492
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    19344
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    In which Q is the lethal, highly trained assassin with a sharp smile and sharper blades, and 007 is the long-suffering quartermaster who keeps Q alive. And maybe just wants to keep him. For reasons.

    Chapter 4: 004 and cat cameos, Q is a manipulative little shit, and Bond has a decision to make.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,837
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1284
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    Stiles and Derek take a romp through the alphabet - sassing, snarking, and seducing each other all the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,603
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    7436
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    Not actually an exploration of time turners. Okay, so there are time turners in it, but that’s not the focus. This is a Snarry story with a sort of mad scientist Harry bringing Severus back from the dead (sort of). Slow burn, lots of plot, and a whole lot of snarkiness inside. Not Cursed Child compliant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,229
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    579
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    The most annoying thing about having a rival is having a rival you want to fuck silly.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    As the Avengers and Loki get ready to fight one of the last known Hydra bases, a prank by Loki goes terribly wrong, and Coulson is left to deal with six baby Avengers and a baby Loki. With no clue of what else to do, Coulson works with Skye to send all seven of the new found one year olds undercover into foster homes. Now, fifteen years later, they all meet again in a twist of fate, and struggle with teen hormones, remembering who they really are, and running from men in black suits that may or may not want to hurt them.

    New chapters should be up on the first and third Saturday every month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,470
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2112
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    Of all the healers in all of St Mungo's - why does Harry always end up with Malfoy?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,143
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    537

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