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    “There’s no way you’re Spider-Man,” Tony said, face-plate up, shifting away from the smoke which was drifting menacingly towards them. “You’ve barely hit puberty.”
    “I’m twenty-five and shut up,” replied the wall-crawler.

    Iron Man meets his match in the form of a snarky youth he frees from an Oscorp holding cell, only to find the guy is the one and only Spider-Man, who is dead set on keeping his identity a secret.

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    And that was the day that Stiles realized that when he told Peter, "You're an asshole," what he really meant was, "You're hot and I really like you."

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    In which Scott (and a few others) tell the story of how Stiles and Peter fell in love (through snark), lost each other (through mistaken idenity), found each other again (through kidnapping), and fought to retake Beacon Hills from Gerard Argent (through a series of events that include werewolves, witches, banshees, hunters, humans, nurses, veterinarians, sheriffs, and, of course, true love), all the while minicking The Princess Bride's narrative style.

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    A small collection of Logan and Veronica ficlets, part of Logan and Veronica Appreciation Week on Tumblr. Little bits here and there from the series and the film.

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    Escaping Asgard and the horrors dealt there is no easy task, and doing so comes at a price. Loki falls to Earth broken and blinded, rendered helpless in a city he can neither see nor begin to understand with enemies on all sides.

    Worse than that is a far greater emptiness in his veins—a missing piece of him that should have been impossible to take, yet was rent from his body anyway—and something cardice-cold lurking in the darkest corners of his mind.

    The trickster doesn't break easily, though, and he's always been a survivor.

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    Responses to Tumblr's word of the day challenge.

    Stiles/Derek mainly, or centric on Teen Wolf characters.

    (The fics in here are under 1000 words, the rest in the series are 1000+)

    ...

    Words: effloresce, sally, scintillate, coterie, wanderlust, caprine, zephyr, vane, tarantism, abecedarian, indelible, meliorism, hokum, xyst, braggart, gnomist, embroil, sparge, prate, foray, ambulant, beget, gallinipper, flak, epithalamion, garboil, peckish, blithesome, clement, rident, estivate, shoat, hypocorism, writhen, hemidemisemiquaver

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    It's one of the hottest Julys on record in New York, and Tony has been called to clean up after Doom. AGAIN.

    When he finds Loki at the scene of the crime, it can't get worse. It can, however, get much, much better.

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    Post Iron Man 2.

    "Why don't we take a vacation?"

    "Like the last vacation where you stole a race-car and we almost got sliced into ribbons by your crazy, tentacle-having nemesis?" She put her hand over her eyes, remembering the car she was in getting sliced in half.

    "No. No, nothing like that one. A good vacation." He tapped her nose as if to distract her. "You. Me. Secluded island. No work, no cameras. No suit," he added, like dangling out a carrot.

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    Wherein Audrey takes Lokane prompts and writes very short, questionably edited, likely ridiculous fics. Smut and steampunk and everything inbetween. Ratings and tags subject to change.

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    “I don’t know jack shit, Captain,” It’s said in that way Jo has. She never calls him Captain unless it’s in front of other crews or in instances like this, wherein it holds a note of derision. Actually, it holds a whole orchestra of derision, which is quite extraordinary for one word. “Because you never tell me jack shit.”

    Dean barely resists the urge to bang his head off the table he’s seated at; the large oak one he uses to chart routes and plot journeys. Really the only thing that stops him is the idea of the sighting vane from his backstaff getting imbedded in his eye.

    “I tell you everything.”

     Jo responds with an exaggerated burst of laughter. “Yes, and the Dread Pirate Roberts is just a farm boy.”

     

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    Captain Dean Winchester has a problem.

    Said problem can be resolved with one easy solution; a scientist by the name of Dr. Castiel Novak.

    However, Dean soon learns that nothing about Castiel Novak - or the situation they both abruptly find themselves in - is easy.

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    Tony Stark has been blinded thanks to an accident he can fully blame on SHIELD, and well, that's pretty much the end of his life. Or, so he thinks, until a mysterious British man starts visiting him in his hospital room. He doesn't tell him who he is, but he likes to read to Tony, and there's blueberries, and conversation, and goodbye kisses.

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    Erwin’s the manager of a call center in downtown Vancouver. Levi’s the washed-up university grad in his thirties who goes to work for Erwin as a custodian, so he can just clean shit and not have to talk to people. And Eren’s the bright-eyed kid who stumbles into Levi’s life and turns it upside down.

    - - -

    They sit at Tim Hortons until midnight.

    Fucking midnight.

    For six hours, the kid just sits there and tells him his life. Doesn’t seem to care that Levi barely gives him anything back. Needles for details, but doesn’t seem upset when he doesn’t get a lot. Snarks right back at him when Levi starts it, and then gives him little smiles that make Levi’s bones ache, and – Levi is too old for this. Doesn’t dare to ask Eren’s age. He’s living at a damn youth shelter. That’s more than telling enough - and this is going to be a one-time thing. They're going to spend one night loitering at Timmies like a couple of delinquents, and then that’s going to be the end of it.

    Eren walks him home in the rain.

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    Will knew what had happened. He knew exactly how Abigail's ear had gotten into him, who had shoved it down his throat. He also knew that trying to indicate Hannibal as a killer again was futile. Jack seemed to want to believe him, going by the conversation in the BSHCI's visitor hall, but Jack needed something concrete, evidence. Hannibal had eluded capture for so long, he wasn't going to start leaving fingerprints or hairs at his crime scenes now.

    No, Will was going to deal with Hannibal Lecter on his own terms. The man deserved to reap what he'd so carefully sowed, didn't he? He deserved to experience what he'd coaxed forth from the bottom of Will's soul, to see the result of his machinations.

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    After his release from the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Will doesn't return to work for the FBI.

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    SEQUEL TO BLIND MAN'S GAMBIT

    Tenten can't seem to trust men. And what's with this guy that seems to obsess about her for no reason?

    Shisui can't understand why he needs her so badly... just that he does.

    And there's something in the shadows of her eyes that suggests that there are secrets she'd rather not share.

    (How to take the most cracked out pairing and make them perfect for each other). Shisui deserves to be happy and Tenten deserves to be important. I'll be surprised if you don't fall for this pairing like I did when I wrote them... for these two characters promptly yanked any idea of a plot out of my hands, flipped me the bird, and shut the bedroom door. O_O I guess that's what happens when you take a snarky, obsessive, unloved and cheeky Uchiha and dangle a battle-bred kunoichi who would tear his balls off in front of his face.

    Oh well. Enjoy!

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    Just when everything is finally going according to plan, fate decides to take a crap on Tony Stark's doorstep in the form of a pregnant demi-god. If that wasn't enough, Asgard declares war on Alfheim and the future of the Nine Realms hangs in the balance. Somehow, Natasha gets sucked up in it all and finds a kindred spirit of her own.

    Meanwhile, Lorelei's research of an ancient and forbidden magic brings to light a secret better off forgotten. She is forced to ally herself with the Avengers in order to find a way to stop the inevitable end of the universe.

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    There are many secrets that Mike Ross has yet to tell Harvey, and he planned on keeping it just that. Secrets. But when the blow from the civil war with Hardman has affected the financials of the now Pearson-Specter, Jessica is forced to accept the help from the only person she could trust... Mike's sister.

    Now, not only does Harvey needs to figure out his feelings for Mike, he also has to deal with the associate's meddlesome sister.

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    Octavia's been feeling sick for the past few days and goes to Clarke with her symptoms, who concludes she's pregnant. Clarke decides not to tell Bellamy yet, but someone else can't keep their mouth shut. Bellamy and Clarke have to work together to deal with this new situation, but these two can never place nice.

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    For 'his' crimes Loki becomes focus of Odin's A+ parenting and looses his magic, Aesir skin and freedom; while Tony has to run SI, protect Jarvis from SHIELD(who get pushed by the World Council), not let the Arc Reactor burn him out and help Loki somehow.
    Also, this whole worship thing? It's somehow getting out of hand.

    This is a sequel to Worship of Chaos, tags will be added with the chapters, enjoy!

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    Lords play golf. Someone survives to tell the tale.

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    Tom and Lee surprise Laura for an impromptu meeting. PWP.

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    Sally's late for a very important date. That's the least of her worries.

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