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    Wherein Audrey takes Lokane prompts and writes very short, questionably edited, likely ridiculous fics. Ratings and tags subject to change.

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    8/?
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    The first time Derek lays eyes on Jackson again, it’s at a gas station, of all places. Jackson is standing alone, his hip cocked like the world owes him something. He’s got one hand on a gas pump; the other clutches a bag of Fritos. As Derek stares, Jackson dumps the remaining contents of the bag into his open mouth.

    Derek is fresh back from South America and he needs a ride. It must be his lucky day.

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    Stiles and Derek take a romp through the alphabet - sassing, snarking, and seducing each other all the way.

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    3/?
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    Work in progress -

    Steve is the lead dancer at Nick Fury's Mervielle Ballet Studio, and Tony Stark is the new choreographer. Steve has been a fan of Stark for his whole life, but when his idol turns out to be an asshole, he's just a little pissed off. Tony has already developed a crush on the gorgeous blond dancer, and spends his time split between trying to woo Steve and pissing off Fury.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    10
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    Stiles has a idea. A Very Very Very Bad Idea...

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    The road to Lester and Becker's wedding isn't as smooth as one could hope, but that really shouldn't have surprised them.

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    "She is madness, sanity. She is hell, and paradise." Hunting things is the family business, and sometimes business calls for keeping your enemies too close for comfort. So close, in fact, that the lines between friend and foe blur until both sides are left questioning everything. TB/SPN crossover AU. Paric centered, with a side of Destiel.

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    11/?
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    When Loki swaps bodies with a human librarian, he doesn't expect she'll go mad—or that he'll lose his heart to her.

    Set mainly after the events of AVENGERS. Liberal helpings of snark, sass, and feels. Will go to dark places (offscreen torture, hallucinations, effects of trauma). Lots of Thor/Loki brother angst.

    [WIP, will probably DEFINITELY finish over 100k. But! I've got 60k 70k 80k 90k written as of mid-March the beginning of April the middle of April, so updates will be regular, and probably frequent.]

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    31/?
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    8
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    Tony Stark has never been one for playing by the rules. Neither is he known for making rational decisions. Naturally, he's in over his head as usual. He isn't so sure that's a bad thing this time. Either that, or he's finally cracked.

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    Jensen Ackles, former privateer in the war against the CW Republic, is now Captain of the pirate ship Impala, one of the baddest, sleekest ships in the galaxy. When a failed raid on a CW transport ship turns up nothing of value- his crew mutinies, marooning Jensen on an out-of-the-way moon with Jared Padalecki, a snark -mouthed college student who just happened to be on the lonely cargo ship, alone.
    Now they're stuck with each other.
    Older Jensen, Younger Jared. Jensen is 29 here, Jared is 18.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    16
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    Pansy Parkinson’s carefree world was toppled when she overheard her father’s murder and caught a glimpse of the killer. Forced into hiding by the Ministry, she is compelled to co-habitate with, of all the bloody people on the planet, Harry Potter. Can these two live together in cramped quarters without there being another murder, or can they find common ground that had eluded them since they last encountered one another?

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    Instead of the angels, Dean turns to a reluctant witch to help save Sam, but her solution for reversing the damage isn't going to be easy to carry out. Pain and blood Winchesters can deal with, but cooperation? Communication? Sam's doomed.

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    11/?
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    11
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    Robin Sheffield found herself in an unholy mess when she took a job working for Tony Stark as a last resort. Fate finds her stuck with playing chaperone for a certain god of Mischief forced to make amends for his crimes. It's the last thing in the world she wanted, or needed. She doesn't make it easy for him, and like hell if he's going to let her get away with that. Shenanigans ensue and awkward sexual tension follows. Will Loki learn his lesson in time to save both Asgard and Midgard from destruction? And will Robin survive being forced to face her own less than stellar past?

    Meanwhile Bruce is working to find a way to control his transformations into the hulk. Tony silently supports him every step of the way - even if he keeps his work a closely guarded secret. They both have their secrets, of course. Little by little, the walls and insecurities start to crumble and they never saw it coming. Though if you asked them, they'd blame Loki. It's always his fault anyway.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    5
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    18
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    5
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    SEQUEL TO BLIND MAN'S GAMBIT

    Tenten can't seem to trust men. And what's with this guy that seems to obsess about her for no reason?

    Shisui can't understand why he needs her so badly... just that he does.

    And there's something in the shadows of her eyes that suggests that there are secrets she'd rather not share.

    (How to take the most cracked out pairing and make them perfect for each other). Shisui deserves to be happy and Tenten deserves to be important. I'll be surprised if you don't fall for this pairing like I did when I wrote them... for these two characters promptly yanked any idea of a plot out of my hands, flipped me the bird, and shut the bedroom door. O_O I guess that's what happens when you take a snarky, obsessive, unloved and cheeky Uchiha and dangle a battle-bred kunoichi who would tear his balls off in front of his face.

    Oh well. Enjoy!

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    3/20
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    Sherlock needs John. John lights up around Sherlock. Mary loves her boys and thinks this is a lot less complicated than they are making it.

    Set right after TEH and before SoT. Fast turning into a bloody epic season three fix-it.

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    15/?
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    "You know what? I think Sitwell is kind of a secret dirty guy. I think he really is. Because he’s so buttoned up, and I think he’s learned so much from Coulson … I’m just saying that Sitwell may or may not like lace against his skin." ~ Max Hernandez (Actor for Jasper Sitwell)

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    1/1
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    The Soldier should not be standing here, in the middle of a crowded room with obstructed exits, risking discovery with every second he remains rooted to the spot -- but.

    But. He'd had to know.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Five people are forced to spork one of the worst fanfics ever. Hilarity, blood, and drunk Rose ensue.

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    10/?
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    After the events at Skyfall, life was different for Agent 007. M was gone—no, there was a new M. There was a new Headquarters. He had a new flat, in which he was still unpacking boxes of belongings. And--bloody hell!--an associate of Raoul Silva had materialised. Then there was the matter of that new, young Q…a lanky, bespectacled boy with a mop of dark hair, who was in serious need of an attitude adjustment...and far too wary when it came to what Bond had in mind for him.

    [References to quotes from Skyfall and one or two much earlier James Bond films.]

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    Holly Summers. Undergrad at Queen Mary's in London doing Psychology. Occupant of 221c. Suspected Hacker.

    Sherlock doesn't realise how outgunned he is when there's someone dedicated to pranking him when he plays the violin at 4am.
    Mycroft hasn't realised that someone managed to pimp out his umbrella with lights.
    John's just glad someone's buying milk.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    10
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    27
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    6
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    1231

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