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    “So what are the kids doing to piss you off?” Sam asks. “Is it their music? It’s their music, right? It’s too loud?”

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    A walking paradox.

    That's what you were. You were over-zealous, interesting, and adventurous. You were the life of the party and all your friends loved you.

    But inside, you were dark and brooding. You were lost and alone and messed up. No one knew the extent of your pain or why you were so adventurous. You didn't want to sink into the endless spiral of despair and the void that threatened to swallow you. You kept running, moving, not stopping for even a moment, because if you did you knew you were fucked.

    But when you did stop, a certain pun loving skeleton and a quantum physics professor had always kept you afloat. Maybe your friendship would run deeper than skin. It might just run to your bones.

    Well, who knows? You might just get the hots for a teacher...

    *WARNING*
    Crude language, maybe smut later on.

    Feel free to follow my tumblr account specifically created for posting chapter updates, references and context I make in my fics and Undertale randomness: http://vodka-martini-blog.tumblr.com/

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    "In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity." ~Sun Tzu

    Part One: Though Darth Nox and Darth Marr have had an occasionally contentious working relationship since she became a Councilor, they formed an alliance after Nox saved Makeb for the Empire, and find themselves in a surprising situation on Rishi. Neither of them are quite sure how to deal with the more serious feelings that have sprung from what was originally harmless diversionary entertainment. (Chapters 1-27)

    Part Two: It is a time of upheaval. Kryn and Marr are overseeing the restructuring of the Empire after the destruction of Ziost. They are determined to stop the mad former Emperor before he can strike again, contending with enemies both internal and external as they guide the Empire toward stability.

    Part Three: Coming Soon!

    Contains all the fun stuff in Star Wars - action, humor, romance, snark, lightsabers.

    (Updates roughly every two weeks, barring real life interference.)

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    After Alistair leaves her at the Landsmeet over what Rowan Cousland saw as a completely pragmatic and sensible decision, she goes on to be Warden-Commander in Amaranthine and has to contend with an angry Nathaniel Howe as well as all the other problems going on in the region.

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    Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right?

    Right???

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    Laura's had a rough night. She's finally made it home even with all her injuries but she doesn't want Carmilla to know so she tries her best to sneak in....
    It was a a one shot thing that popped into my brain but somehow it just keeps going and going so there can always be more if the people want.
    Hope you like.

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    "Arthur Maxson, Elder of the Eastern Branch of The Brotherhood of Steel, would never allow a simple woman to undermine his rule. He was not a man to be trifled with. Juliana, however, was not the breed of woman he’s grown to know. From the moment Paladin Danse personally sponsored her, he knew she was trouble. Danse, being a long time friend, caused him to give her a chance. He didn’t know if he would regret it. It wasn’t as if he wasn’t expecting a completely subordinate wastelander to be standing in front of him, but he didn’t expect a pretty slip of a thing with such a sweet face. He was expecting at least one gnarly scar on her cheek but hers was smooth and blemish free. It was as if she was made of prewar porcelain."

    AKA awkward 20 year old closet virgin Maxson finds love.

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    After the battle on Starkiller, Kylo Ren wakes to find himself imprisoned by Leia and Rey.

    This is not failure.
    This is opportunity.

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    Following The Kiss That You Deserve, Illya begins to extricate himself from the KGB. But his break for freedom comes at a price, and when things go wrong, the whole team must decide exactly how far they will go to save each other.

    Now he has been bold enough to ask for a future, it comes with a heavy price, one that he must start paying well in advance of receipt, making a down payment towards it every time he must stifle the words 'I love you' on his lips. For he cannot tell the woman asleep in his arms that he loves her, cannot plan a future with her while his own is so uncertain.

    Note for Miss Fisher readers - Phryne appears as a cameo appearance in Chapter 9, so this fic is TMFU focused. Also, it's set in the 1960s and characters have aged accordingly... not the usual Miss Fisher fare, I'm afraid!

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    What it says on the tin.

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    Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes have figured out how to turn back time – but they're doing it wrong. Unless someone steps in before it's too late, the whole fabric of the universe might tear apart. Luckily, Draco is on the case.

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    When Spock leaves him for someone "proper", Jim picks himself up and dusts himself off with a bit of help, and finds a new path. As a Lawyer.

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    "General" Hux was the sole director of the PR Department of First Order Fabrics until one winter day Kyle O'Ren blew in with the wind, shaking his order up and turning things upside down. Volatile, untrained, and uncontrolled, the artist has no place in Hux's department, yet he has CEO Snoke's favor, and that's all he needs.

    As they find out how to work with one another - stumbling and stepping on each other's toes along the way - something else is brewing between them. And around them.

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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with this decision.

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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Sam's 30th birthday is coming up, so his partners team up to make it the best one ever.

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    Currently being Beta'd - 1-16 finished Loki has had a bad year and after leaving Midgard with Thor and challenging Odin isn’t making it any better, but no matter how smart you are… Sometimes stubborn happens. It may not seem to be in your best interest, but how desperate are you for a resolution? Any resolution. Ask Tony, maybe he knows. Loki is returned to Asgard and nothing good happens, but Loki isn’t the only one with issues, Odin has plenty of his own, especially in the realm of A+ Parenting. Loki is desperate to escape from Asgard, Odin and his past. --- COMPLETE - SEQUEL Desperate for Change

    Post-Avengers story mostly about Loki and Tony Stark. Other characters include Thor, Frigga, Odin, Sif, Warriors Three, Coulson, Pepper Potts, Darcy Lewis, Barton, Romanoff and Fury.

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    “Does the water have to be cold?” Steve grumbles, watching Bucky pour what looks like table salt (is it table salt? He wouldn’t put it past him) into the freezing bathtub. He’s only ever seen him transform in the sea before, but Bucky’s day had been stressful enough that guerrilla shifting is necessary.

    A salty bath will do in a pinch, apparently. A cold salty bath.

    [Bucky is a merman, shifter kinda thing AU]

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    Based on BTS spoiler pics for 6x04. Rumple and Belle fight, and she goes to his shop to try to resolve the issue. The outcome is not one she expected. This may or may not be me working out my frustrations with the writers

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    Season 10 AU - 5 and a half weeks after the events of the season 9 finale – Dean is parading around with Crowley, his supposed ‘bestie’. Sam is running around with no soul(again) but still close to his newly demonised brother. Meanwhile, Castiel has taken control of Heaven, unaware of Dean’s resurrection and his fading grace still an issue.

    This is my first fic, so please be kind! Constructive criticism welcome!

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    When you're a Grimm and a Homicide Detective accidents do happen... Nick prefers to call them unfortunate incidents, Hank calls them... opportunities to see his boss in reluctant care bear mode. a series of more or less unrelated oneshots, shameless Nick Whump/ Sean takes care
    Chapter 3: Home Remedies

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