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    Wherein Tony attempts to embrace parenthood (once the denial passes, that is), the Avengers struggle to grasp the biology of it all, and Loki refuses to suffer alone.

    Oh, the woes of an unplanned alien pregnancy!

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    5/?
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    "Should I start, or would you like to?" Neal asked Q.

    "Are you going to draw this out?" Q said. "It's really quite simple. Some years ago, before MI6, before Neal's little bond mishap—"

    "Alleged bond mishap," Neal said—mostly out of reflex, Q thought.

    "You were convicted by a jury of your peers," Q said. "It's somewhat less alleged at this point. Nonetheless, before . . . that, Neal and I . . . were acquainted."

     

    Or: When Q hears that the FBI is bringing one Neal Caffrey to British soil for an investigation, he's fully expecting trouble with a capital T. Naturally, what he gets is much worse: par for the course when you're dating James Bond and you're old friends with an international art thief.

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    5/11
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    102
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    118
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    Zuko is about to change the world, but there are more dangers out there than even he expects. Who will he turn to for protection?

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    1/1
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    1
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    Lucius has his eyes on the prize. Too bad it's someone else's prize.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    102
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    Becker and Lester try to figure out what they are to each other and what they want out of their future.

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    5/5
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    5
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    In which Q, the first ever Chinchilla Quartermaster of MI6, finds himself fending off the boredom induced harassment of James Bond, the suave, deadly, annoying little shit of an Ouroboros.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    30
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1085
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    35
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    Fili and Kili are content with their second chance at happiness together after Erebor - until something happens to destroy everything.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Pitch was already running late as it was, the last thing he had time for was a pickpocket attempt. But some things are more important than keeping a schedule, and a lost boy in the streets of Seattle may be exactly what he needs in order to remember that. Now, he’s looking to pay back the favor. But scars aren’t easy to heal, and trust takes time to build. And keeping everything from unraveling beneath their feet, is going to be a harder task than he thought.

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    23,551
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    5/?
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    22
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    41
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    10
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    825
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    Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of Pitch's place in the world, along with a series of zany antics.

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    52,832
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    53/?
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    91
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    141
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3496
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    Domestic bliss with Bruce and Clint.

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    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    1
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    433
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    Your name is Auto-Responder.

    You are 95% certain that you are the worst possible person to be placed in charge of a small child. Even if that child did start life as a guardian-ninja-bunny companion-bot.

    Also your friends are assholes and the universe hates you.

    -------

    In which AR gets left behind, dumped into a dystopian universe of cast offs, and has to deal with a dangerous new world and a troublesome new body all alone.

    Well. Not completely alone.

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    21
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    15
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    4
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    285
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    College student Pitch Black dreams about him and his larger lover (Kozmotis Pitchiner)...only in Pitch's dream he is gray-skinned and MUCH larger. Based on the 'Nightmare Dorks University' College AU verse for the 'Pitch's Wardrobe' gaggle of Pitch's.

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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    186
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    Dean doesn't run into Elliot Ness in 1944, but James "Bucky" Barnes.

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    1/?
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    1
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    After the events at Skyfall, life was different for Agent 007. M was gone—no, there was a new M. There was a new Headquarters. He had a new flat, in which he was still unpacking boxes of belongings. And then there was the matter of that new, young Q…a lanky, bespectacled boy with a mop of dark hair, who was in serious need of an attitude adjustment.

    [References to quotes from Skyfall and one or two much earlier James Bond films. When I began this, I had it in mind to stick to the traditional Bond formula of numerous exotic, foreign locations, and beautiful women. I ended up with two foreign locations, only one of them exotic, and a beautiful Q.]

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    6/?
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    37
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    175
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    45
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    4950
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    Loki has been exiled out of Asgard for his crimes. He no longer has his magic, his lips were sown shut by the Allfather, what more can be wrong? Falling to Midgar was a painful process, and Loki--who was now a mortal, stripped of everything that made him a God--finds out just how fragile a human body can be. Just when Loki thought his life had come to an end, somehow he was not expecting rescues him and gives him shelter and care.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    8
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    51
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    11
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    1297
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    In the Wastes, everyone gets fucked.

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    Despite having achieved God Tier, Dave still has to complete one more quest to fully grow into his role. Problem is, he doesn’t realise it.

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    7/?
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    13
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    25
    Hits:
    2460
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    What if Derek was Stiles's cousin?

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    2,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    330
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    58
    Hits:
    5836
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    Eight months after Kaito first hired him, Saguru discovers that the consequences of chasing Jackal can be... unexpected.

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    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
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    12

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