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    Two friends find themselves dropped on their asses in the middle of the Mirkwood. Poorly equipped and with absolutely no survival skills they have to rely on there sarcasm, wits, and a snarky sword to ensure their survival in a non-canon Middle Earth. Add in a grumpy Elf King and some bad puns can they make middle earth there new home? Or will an unsuspected evil dude ruin all there fun?
    ( Was supposed to be kinda cracky but ended up a bit serious. Don't knock it till you try it.)

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    Viktor is having the worst day of his life, oversleeping and late for work. To make things even better, he rear ended the car in front of him. His attitude quickly changes when he lays eyes on the other driver.

    “I'm so sorry!” the other driver said when he reached Viktor.

    He held a hand up to him, silently asking him to wait. The receptionist finally answered the phone and directed his call to his boss. Once he informed her he'd be late and no, he didn't know what time he'd be in, he hung up and turned his attention to the other driver.

    Well, well, what do we have here?

    The man was shorter than him by a few inches, jet black hair that was slicked back with a bit of gel. His glasses left something to be desired, but Viktor admired those large chocolate brown eyes. His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft that Viktor wanted to run his hand along his cheek. His body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

    Simply put, he was fucking gorgeous.

    Italiano|Português brasileiro

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    After Alistair leaves her at the Landsmeet over what Rowan Cousland saw as a completely pragmatic and sensible decision, she goes on to be Warden-Commander in Amaranthine and has to contend with an angry Nathaniel Howe as well as her own sorrow and pain, and all the other problems going on in the region.

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    57/?
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    Kasey & Ally are hunters. But they love to have fun. What happens when they run into the Winchesters.

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    The wizarding world has fallen into shadow. Voldemort has returned, the Order of the Phoenix has risen, and Sirius is slowly drowning in memories and Firewhisky. Tonks needs more than determination to fight the darkness. She needs Remus.

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    Remmy Cormo and his group of neighbors from the Zootopian neighborhood of Pack Street set off for an aquatic adventure out on the high seas. As they explore their massive cruise ship, Remmy finds himself at a bit of a loss about what to do. Talking things over with the predators that he's gotten to know over the past several weeks, the ram figures that he's got to find some relaxation somehow.

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    While transporting yet another unbearable diplomat, Kirk loses his temper with him. Commodore Mendez, who is also a part of this mission is not pleased with Kirk's actions and when talking doesn't work, decides to take some actions of his own.

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    A stage manager’s job is never done. Alec Lightwood is knee deep in tech week for the show from hell. The director is an asshole, the production team is falling apart and the co-lead managed to up and break his ankle. With obstacles at every turn— his mother keeps trying to set him up with a nice girl, his siblings can’t behave for two minutes, the understudy is mysteriously missing and Alec keeps hitting his head on the new set piece— will he ever manage to start rehearsal; and more importantly, will he find his fucking flashlight?

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    Wyatt is forced to play whitelighter for a "true alpha" who is destined for greatness. Scott wants to stop feeling useless, except his angel is a better alpha than him. A fight for dominance gives way to forbiddean attraction. Meanwhile, the pack struggles to overcome their trauma and their shortcomings. They will protect what is theirs. Magic depends on it. AU Season 3b onwards

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    A collection of drabbles/short fics revolving around Malik Ramos and his life in Blackwatch. Life never gets boring when you work for top secret black ops organization, sometimes missions are the least of it.

    [First chapter or two is going to be focusing on Malik and Genji's interactions because Blackwatch Genji is a blessing and I've been playing too much Uprising]

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    Viktor hat den schlimmsten Tag seines Lebens, er hat verschlafen und ist zu spät zur Arbeit. Um die Dinge noch besser zu machen, landete sein Auto in das eines Anderen. Seine Einstellung ändert sich schnell, als er den anderen Fahrer erblickt.

    "Es tut mir so leid!", entschuldigte sich der andere Fahrer, als er Viktor erreichte.

    Er hielt ihm eine Hand entgegen und bat ihn schweigend zu warten. Die Sekretärin beantwortete schließlich das Telefon und leitete seinen Anruf an seinen Chef weiter. Sobald er ihr mitteilte, dass er später kommen werde und nein, er wusste nicht, wie spät er sein werde, legte er auf und wandte seine Aufmerksamkeit dem anderen Fahrer zu.

    Nun, was haben wir hier?

    Der Mann war einige Zentimeter kürzer als er und hatte schwarze Haare, die mit etwas Gel zurückgeglättet wurden. Seine Brille ließ etwas zu wünschen übrig, aber Viktor bewunderte diese großen schokoladenbraunen Augen. Seine leicht gebräunte Haut war makellos und sah so weich aus, dass Viktor seine Hand über seine Wange streichen lassen wollte. Sein Körper sah auch verführerisch aus, aber es war schwer das auszumachen, da er einen Mantel trug.

    Einfach ausgedrückt, er war verdammt wunderschön

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    Tłumaczenie z angielskiego.

    Stiles budzi się w pokoju hotelowym w Las Vegas; otwiera klejące się od snu oczy i pierwszym, co widzi, jest nieznajomy śpiący tuż obok niego.

    Nieznajomy, który jest mężczyzną.

    Mężczyzną, który jest nagi.

    Stiles momentalnie spada z łóżka.

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    Ty and Zane are good at a lot of things, but domestic maintenance tasks aren't one of them...

    Contains references to a few of my previous fics, including Let Them Eat Cake and A Bloody Mess.

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    “Turn around,” She says quietly, through clenched teeth.

    He turns around very slowly, and with absolutely no stealth so he’s completely facing the opposite direction, and there, standing at the counter, on his phone, is Harry Styles.

    Stiles whips back around, his eyes wide. “Holy shit. That’s..”

    “I know.”

    “And he’s…”

    “I know..”

    “Lydia, what do we do?”

    “We remain calm.”

    Or Stiles and Lydia go out for Valentine's Day and run into none other than Harry Styles from One Direction.

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    Series of short (hopefully hot) drabbles inspired by marauders_groupie
    marauders_groupie

    And her flirty mind.

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    “Are you nervous?”

    “What? No.” Dean swallows. “Why would I be nervous?”

    Castiel narrows his eyes.

    Dean's gaze flicks between them and the skin at his neck.

    “I'm just trying not to slit your throat, man.”

    ***

    Cas needs a shave. Dean helps.

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    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die...and definitely don't get attached.

    As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.

    ~~~
    Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the...good kind of stalking? Canon divergent.

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    11/?
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    When a dinner invitation teaches Pepper Potts what a little shit a certain super soldier can be, she's positive they're going to be best friends

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    A somewhat more curious Harry Potter reaches out to the goblins after his first trip to the Alley. The response he gets back changes everything.

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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    54/?
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