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    "But, but I thought dragons only picked comely young virgins." Bard argued.

    (Dragon!Thranduil attacks Bard's village and a certain unfortunate blacksmith gets 'chosen'.)

    Basically an AU of what Middle Earth would be like if Thranduil were a Dragon instead of an Elf.

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    English
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    31,014
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    682
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    1362
    Bookmarks:
    217
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    AU fic, set after the events of both IM2 and BB (with consideration of pre- and post-Avengers):

    What if Pepper Potts resigned from being CEO?
    What if Tony Stark backpedaled after the events in IM2?
    What if another billionaire industrialist turned up at the doorstep?
    Would Pepper still know where to draw the line at the end of the day?

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    English
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    25,437
    Chapters:
    13/26
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    278
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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Skye, Jemma, Fitz, and Trip go to San Fransokyo to meet Skye's mother, as well as hang out with their friends from SFIT.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    144,501
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    6422
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    This is a snarky sonnet inspired by an anon tumblr comment which said a millenium could be spent writing about Peggy Carter's breasts. They are, in fact, quite right.

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    English
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    124
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    32
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    After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person.

    This is a Chinese translation of "Nine Lives" by MaverikLoki.

    一次失败的魔法,让Loki变成了一只喵。而Tony开始觉得,也许他更喜欢狗。

    Language:
    中文
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    7,072
    Chapters:
    19/22
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    761
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    Ma'alin, the Dalish Inquisitor, finds there are more questions than answers when it comes to Solas. He challenges her in ways no one ever has, and tempts her to reveal the secrets she keeps closely hidden. No damsel in distress, she is not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the mage and break down his cool barriers.

    Solas finds himself curious and intrigued with her reserved nature and quiet, mischievous smile. What he finds, the woman he discovers, challenges him and leaves him wanting more, daring to hope, considering a world where they could all be real like her, and discovering their lives are more intertwined than he could have ever imagined.

    Is it fate or is it coincidence? One can never tell.

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    English
    Words:
    68,060
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    4768
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    "Things that are broken can be fixed, but you can't build something from nothing." Part three in my Crimson & Clover series. AU, in the same headcanon as 'Crimson & Clover' and 'Green Eyes'.

    Series
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    English
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    130,895
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    638
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    He notices it tucked beneath the windshield wiper on his Impala. It’s a small, blue flier with a cartoon bee sitting on a pink flower with “Save the Bees” in a puffy font that resembles clouds. Dean stares at it for about about three solid minutes before crumpling it up and shoving it in his pocket.

    The one where Dean is in the business of killing bugs and Cas is in the business of farming them.

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    English
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    3,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    593
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    Help, I've fallen into a fandom and I can't get up!

    (All of these assholes are too much fun to write, and this kinkmeme business is not helping.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,907
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1457
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    Jack Frost is a just a starship pilot trying to earn a living, but when he’s hired to fly the Guardian and its crew of bigwig do-gooders to the edge of the known universe, the job could be more than he bargained for. Throw in vanishing children, stolen goods, bounty hunters, and weird superpowers, and maybe Jack should’ve stayed on his home planet with his sister after all.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    175
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    Spencer comes to visit Tony in New York, but of course he gets caught up in some trouble. Loki is up to some mischief.

    Just a fun sequel to Counting What Ifs. Inspired by a prompt on the Criminal Minds kink meme. Rating will most likely go up.

    Series
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    English
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    11,041
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    743
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    Jadia Hawke saw a lot of things. She saw where an enemies weakest points were, she saw when an ally needed help, and she saw into peoples feelings when there may be something that she could help with. Yes, Hawke saw many things.

    Sadly, traps, stone ledges, and motionless people and objects are not on the list. That's where the others come in. Or in her case, an Elf.

    "Why do you people even follow me around? I can hardly find my own feet!"

    Language:
    English
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    9,173
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
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    Baelfire is determined to free his father from the Dark One’s curse he took on a year ago in order to rid the Frontlands of the ogres and save his only son. It’s a bit trickier than he’d thought and is desperate to find answers. After all, who would believe that True Love’s Kiss would be powerful enough to break a curse?

    Language:
    English
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    79,205
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    233
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4530
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    There was a tall, lanky omega getting into his car, holding an especially shiny-looking switchblade pointed in Tony’s general direction.

    Tony was fairly sure he’d had more than one wet dream in his life that started about like this, and the thought distracted him until the passenger door slammed shut and the omega snarled, “Drive!” with deadly ferocity.

    Yikes. Tony turned his wheel to steer away from the barrier and stepped on the gas.

    In which Tony makes a lot of bad decisions, and regrets none of them.

    Series
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    English
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    15,742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1114
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    Every morning, Clint Barton listened to the daily agriculture report on the radio...and it wasn't because he was interested in crop futures. It was more like the sexy voice reading the report that had his attention.

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    English
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    7,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1249
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    When Buffy learns that Spike is on the lose in Paris with a growing gang of vampires, Giles tries to talk her out of going to confront him.

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    English
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    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    41
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    Shepard and Kaidan's first meeting went like this: I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you late for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it”.

    And of course, sex ensued.

    But where do they go from there?

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    English
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    5,008
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    602
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    Tony accidentally slept with Loki,and this event turns his life into a string of strange yet frustrating events. He gets turned into a woman, then he later finds out that Loki transforms his most trusted AI into a human.

    Being Tony fucking Stark means that he can solve the problem on his own. There is no need to inform the world about his predicament, and he most certainly will make sure that Pepper, Rhodey and the Avengers will not find out until he returns to his former state. Plus, he needs to deal with Jarvis who seems to be too eager to know more about living as a human.

    His new female hormones are going to be a problem, though.

    And the others will find out about this eventually.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,121
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1168
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    Summary

    I accidentally continued what was originally supposed to be gratuitous smut. Um...

    Summaryyyyy...

    Shane and Daryl bang bang hardcore sexyways, and then feels maybe kinda happen. I'm kind of just making this up as I go along, though I have a vague idea of where it's going. Probably towards more sex.

    Lemme try a better summary...

    When Shane confronts Daryl about his sexuality, the two of them get good and filthy. But is Shane in for more than he bargained for? Which was sex, by the way. He bargained for sex.

    Language:
    English
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    31,939
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3258
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    This is a place where I answer my Avengers Plot Bunnies. They may include Spiderman, there may be spoilers, and anything else that my friends and the Goddess of Plot Bunnies poke at me. There maybe crossovers with other fandoms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,620
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79

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