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"So what? John, you are in love with this fucking idiot, we established that back in fucking March, remember? Love doesn't wait. It's here and now and you have to fucking go with it when it calls because if you fuck it up, you aren't going to get a second shot."
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A story spanning many years, about first crushes, falling in love and growing up, and all the joy and heartbreak that it brings.
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- Part 1 of The Not-like-that-iverse
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TT: The ultimate objective then is for the two of us to achieve sexual fulfillment with a person we already know, who will not judge us for our freaky shit.
Roxy proposes that she and Dirk indulge each other's kinks. Things go less smoothly than might be hoped.
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Each chapter in the beginning will include John, the titular Egbert of the story, pranking a member of the Homestuck cast, starting with Dave. They will be short, concise, funny, and full of ship teasing, uspcaling into a full-blown prank war, with sides, deceit, and doublecrossings. Tags will be added as I go.
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- 440
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- 1/?
- Kudos:
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- 23
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I'm just going to post my various Homestuck shorts here. I'll add tags as they become applicable.
Chapter 1: Dirk/Sollux in the Library
Chapter 2: Alpha!Dave/Dirk--Dirk Pulls a Prank -
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When the girl that once modeled for Bro’s porn site calls it quits, an incident turns Dave into the new ‘face’ of PlushRumps. He isn’t sure how he feels about this though. And it doesn't help when he gets an anonymous admirer. (note: Stridercest is for the later chapters, sorry about that)
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You wonder what came over you to think this was such a good idea. Because, sure, you'd joked about it enough. Doing Bro. But no homo. Except, what you wanted was totally homo. You wanted as much homo as he could give you because he was Bro fuckin' Strider, big bro of your bestie and master of your nasty thoughts.
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Bro needs to test out some new features on his Smuppets, and figures Dave will be a great test subject.
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After another round with Bro, Dave loses again and finds himself in a position he’s too familiar with. As he works against the rope binding his body, he begins to realize that perhaps he’s enjoying it.
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Dave gets bored when Bro's away and decides to find out just what makes smuppets so awesome.
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Being a post-Sburb teenager living in terror of puppet rump is hard. It's hard and no one understands- except John Egbert. Your best bro always understands.
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merry christmas dave
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Dirk, Jane's friend, sometimes sends you these... looks. You can almost feel them, even from behind those ridiculous shades he wears.
You honestly don't know what's the deal with this kid.---
Alpha universe - Older!John/younger!Dirk
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When Grandpa told you that his trip to Guatemala was going to be a solo thing, you settled into the familiar idea of hanging out on the island with Bec for the few weeks you'd be left alone.
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It's amazing the things people will get up to when they think no one is watching. Dirk is amused. Jade understands the smuppets, and they understand her. It's all Dave and John's fault.
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Dave Strider finds one of Bro's "modified" smuppets and decides to make sweet sweet ironic love to it. However, fortunately or unfortunately for our teenage protagonist, he gets caught smuppet handed.
You stroll into your bedroom and close the door. A low chuckle escapes your lips as you stare down at the smuppet clutched in your hand. You look into its beady little eyes.
“Do you feel lucky? Well, do yah, Smuppet? You might not feel lucky smuppet but you’re gonna get lucky.” -
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In which Dave hosts Bro in his apartment in Portland.
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Dave knows what Smuppets mean to his Bro. That doesn't stop him from exploiting it.